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Come on, guys...don't be such jerks. smackaholic is smarter than a chicken, for fuck's sake.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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I'm running out of ideas.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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The 95 'huskers.
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You've just insulted shovels, pineapples, chickens and canned items everywhere.

Racist!
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Too easy.

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^^^ That really happened.....
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:^^^ That really happened.....

Gee, thanks for the scoop, Mr. Woodward.

:meds:
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:^^^ That really happened.....

Nuh-uh.

Not a chance.

Picfuckingwitchery at its finest.

Because no one actually did that.
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marty, when's the rent due in this dome of yours?

and for chrissakes, how bout some new window treatments?
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i got one.

everyone on this board that took the civics test.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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i got nothin'.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:i got nothin'.
Here's a hint.

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The title of the thread should've been - 'things smackaholic is more useful than'


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Then we might have had some debate.
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It's close, but I'll give him this one:

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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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BTW, Marty, this is a pretty mean thread.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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BTW, Marty, mean is another word for average.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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R-Jack wrote:Image
:lol:
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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I'm calling bullshit on the inanimate objects. While they can't spell 3-letter words, they can't misspell them either.
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Sudden Sam wrote:I am laughing waaaaay too loud for where I am.

Sorry, smack, but this is funny.
no problemo, sam. i got thick skin and unlike some of the mouth breathers here, can laugh at myself.

problem is, there hasn't really been much worth laughing at yet.

c'mon you fukkers, step it up a bit.
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Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
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Van wrote:Kumbaya, asshats.
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Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
Yes, that just happened.
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Sudden Sam wrote:In my case it took getting to about 40 years old, but since then I've been unoffendable. Makes life much easier.
Happened for me around 30 years old. And yes, life is good when no one can offend you.
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mvscal wrote:The 95 'huskers.
I resent even the implication of that.
I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. The warden, shawshank redemption.
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Goober McTuber wrote:It's close, but I'll give him this one:

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a dirty brown hamster? didn't buttsy troll some other board with that nic afew years ago?
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Cuda wrote:a dirty brown hamster?
AKA ~ KC Scott's sex-toy
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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IndyFrisco wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:In my case it took getting to about 40 years old, but since then I've been unoffendable. Makes life much easier.
Happened for me around 30 years old. And yes, life is good when no one can offend you.
Nothing gets to IndyFellatioSauce.
It doesn't get to him.
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Atomic Punk wrote:So why did you post it?
Yes, that just happened.
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socal wrote: Nothing gets to IndyFellatioSauce.
It doesn't get to him.
Especially after repeatedly melting over getting smacked for his constant bragging.
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Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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R-Jack wrote:Image
Dude, if that's a sack of flaming dicks....that's kinda brilliant?
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Ana Ng wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Image
Dude, if that's a sack of flaming dicks....that's kinda brilliant?

WTF?!?!

I thought that was radioactive broccoli...a sort of statement on Fukushima and man's perilous dalliance with nuclear power...

:?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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I thought it was a bag of Global Moderators.

Green dicks.
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