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Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:13 pm
by indyfrisco
Come on everybody. Let's do this. Marty, step out of the thread because meanness is encouraged here.
Now accepting nominations for last word whores. Give a list of your top 3 LWWs in order. We'll play it like the "Nines" game in golf. When you have a 3-some, whoever gets first gets 5 pts, second is 3 pts, third is 1 pt. In case of ties, the score gets split but the points always add up to 9. So, if one person has low ball and the other two tie, the split is 5-2-2 and if two tie for low ball and one is last, it is 4-4-1.
So, rank your last word whores. Ties are allowed and their points will be split accordingly like mentioned above.
P.S. No one needs to get their feelings hurt here. Commentary with picks not required but encouraged.
1. BSmack - This guy is relentless. I really wanted to have my #2 as a tie for #1, but no one can resist pressing
like this guy. He will go to the ends of the Earth and back to defend all things Steeler.
5 points *chest bump*
2. Goober McTuber - 15 pages (and counting) of Wisconsin politics is all you need to know. Even when everyone else has given up on arguing with him, he will break out his defibrillator (McTuber42 news link) and see who may still be interested in his state's political scene.
3 points *knuckles*
3. mvscal - You can't run from him. You can't hide from him. And when his nic is deleted along with his 25k posts, it doesn't take long for him to lap you again. No one calls you "dumbfuck" AND MEANS IT like mvscal. That's right. You can make a valid point backed with FACTS and he can slash back "You're a dumbfuck" like no other.
1 point *high five*
Come on everyone....show us your PICKS!
Running total of scores will be kept here.
Goober McTuber - 37 points
BSmack - 14 points
Dinsdale - 3 points
mvscal - 1 point
KC Scott - 1 point
Mgobluelightspecial - 1 point
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
I'm like Avis. When you're number 2 you try harder. But don't sell yourself short in this competition. mvscal has been known to cut and run when he’s been shown to be obviously wrong. You'd certainly get a *high five* from me. Can't argue with 1 and 2.
Oh, and KC Scott gets 2 points *satchel grab*
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:26 pm
by indyfrisco
Goober McTuber wrote:I'm like Avis. When you're number 2 you try harder. But don't sell yourself short in this competition. mvscal has been known to cut and run when he’s been shown to be obviously wrong. You'd certainly get a *high five* from me. Can't argue with 1 and 2.
Oh, and KC Scott gets 2 points *satchel grab*
Ok, sounds like you've made 2 picks. Who's in third?
edit: ok, your edit looks like you picked Scott for 3rd, but that's just one point.
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
IndyFrisco wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:I'm like Avis. When you're number 2 you try harder. But don't sell yourself short in this competition. mvscal has been known to cut and run when he’s been shown to be obviously wrong. You'd certainly get a *high five* from me. Can't argue with 1 and 2.
Oh, and KC Scott gets 2 points *satchel grab*
Ok, sounds like you've made 2 picks. Who's in third?
edit: ok, your edit looks like you picked Scott for 3rd, but that's just one point.
I have him between your 2nd and 3rd. 2.5. I have you tied with mvscal for 4th/5th.
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:35 pm
by Screw_Michigan
1. Gobbles McTubesteak
2. BSuck
3. MgoTardTimeSpecial
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:35 pm
by indyfrisco
Goober McTuber wrote:I have him between your 2nd and 3rd. 2.5. I have you tied with mvscal for 4th/5th.
Well, I'm flattered, but that sounds like a whole lot of
I know I'm a last word whore but so are you to me.Right or wrong, I don't think I've ever gone back and forth in a debate for more than 6-7 posts. Kinda like when I come home from a long business trip, I'm usually in and out after a few jabs if you know what I mean.
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:38 pm
by Goober McTuber
IndyFrisco wrote:Well, I'm flattered, but that sounds like a whole lot of I know I'm a last word whore but so are you to me.Right or wrong, I don't think I've ever gone back and forth in a debate for more than 6-7 posts. Kinda like when I come home from a long business trip, I'm usually in and out after a few jabs if you know what I mean.
Yeah, I didn't figure you for one of the "remove the log from his own ass" type of guys. Apologies to poptart, BTW.
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:43 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
There is Goobs and then there is everyone else. Even when he's done he has to let you know:
Goober McTuber wrote:MgoBlue-LastWordWhore wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:There's any number of things that probably make you unsophisticated.
I don't have your pinky extension, for one.
Enough.
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:46 pm
by Goober McTuber
And there you go again.
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:51 pm
by indyfrisco
mgo, so we got you down for:
1. Goober McTuber
2. ______________
3. ______________
(fill in the blanks)
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:56 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
1. Goober McTuber
2. Goober McTuber
3. Goober McTuber
Honorable mention: Goober McTuber
Dropped from rankings: Not Goober McTuber
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:58 pm
by Goober McTuber
Winning.
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:58 pm
by Dinsdale
Give all 9 points of mine to Gobbles, cause this ain't even a close contest.
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:59 pm
by Kansas City Kid
Goober McTuber wrote:Winning.
Except in life.
All of my points go to this shitstain as well.
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:14 pm
by King Crimson
SEC fan.
all football threads trend to the big circle jerk.
War Vandy.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:06 pm
by Go Coogs'
Goobs is like Bonds on roids when discussing the best LWWs. It's not even fair.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:07 pm
by indyfrisco
I only put Goobs as #2 because he does the LWWing to fill the LWW stigmata. BSmack REALLY MEANS IT!!!!
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:10 pm
by Go Coogs'
LTS?
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:13 pm
by indyfrisco
Go Coogs' wrote:LTS?
So what the fuck? Are you putting your three picks in 3 separate posts? Why is this so hard to understand? And I want to give out more than one trophy. I know
if you ain't first you're last™ and all, but don't you want to share the love/hate?
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:16 pm
by Go Coogs'
I was just trying to boost your numbers. Oh shit...and now I've boosted mine.
Post something, Indy. I dare you.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:23 pm
by indyfrisco
There's some honorable mentions as well. They won't be put in the final numbers, but here's mine:
M Club - He can bring it at any given time with the best of the LWWs, but he's not as "global" per se. He mostly hangs in the BTPCFB forum, but he's ventured over here a bit in the past year or so.
SoonerFan - Any of them except Moby Dick. That's a dude of few words. SoonerFan LWWs you in droves.
ppanther - Haven't seen a pp post in forever but that cunt could really MAN UP and LWW you to death, especially when explaining the usage of chocolate in chili in Hispanic cultures.
Mikey - I respect his culinary side and could not bring myself to put him in my top 3.
Dinsdale - I didn't put him in my top 3 because I didn't want to get into a LWW battle with him. I admit, he'd win.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:29 pm
by Goober McTuber
Go Coogs' wrote:Goobs is like Bonds on roids when discussing the best LWWs. It's not even fair.
I resent this analogy. I have used no PEDs. These skills come from years of
marriage training.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:38 pm
by indyfrisco
Goober McTuber wrote:marriage
Damn, he let the cat out of the bag. Unfortunately, once you get BODE on years of marriage, the only way to catch up is to hope for their divorce. I'm only 9 years into marriage. I'm like a roid-less A-Rod going after the HR record*.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:40 pm
by Mikey
IndyFrisco wrote: Mikey - I respect his culinary side and could not bring myself to put him in my top 3.
I'll admit to some LWW tendencies but I'm definitely not a match for the top tier (Goobs, Dins and BSmack). I just get
tired bored too quickly and have to move on to something else.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:44 pm
by Mikey
IndyFrisco wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:marriage
Damn, he let the cat out of the bag. Unfortunately, once you get BODE on years of marriage, the only way to catch up is to hope for their divorce. I'm only 9 years into marriage. I'm like a roid-less A-Rod going after the HR record*.
Marriage can do some strange things to you. I prolly used to be more of a LWW but, after years of marriage, I came to realize that no matter how hard you try if you're up against a bigger LWW you can't win. Just concede and move on. The problem is that sometimes conceding only results in "you're patronizing me!!!"
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:44 pm
by Go Coogs'
I just get tired bored too quickly and have to move on to something else.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:50 pm
by Goober McTuber
Mikey wrote:IndyFrisco wrote: Mikey - I respect his culinary side and could not bring myself to put him in my top 3.
I'll admit to some LWW tendencies but I'm definitely not a match for the top tier (Goobs, Dins and BSmack). I just get
tired bored too quickly and have to move on to something else.
I think you just get your ass kicked more quickly.
You know, it’s hard not to wind up with the last word when you’re almost always right.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:27 pm
by Bizzarofelice
1. loaf of bread
2. container of milk
3. stick of butter
Re: Last Word Whores
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:53 pm
by The Seer
Screw_Michigan wrote:1. Gobbles McTubesteak
2ndstrd
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:12 pm
by smackaholic
1. let's turd - you can't be the chuck norris of KYOA without being a LWW
2. dins - dins and turd on the same list. not likely to ever happen again. proof that LWWdom has a huge tent.
3. ???? Bilk, i guess.
edit*
gotta chance the number 3 spot to husker, just on his relentless fellating of THE KING.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:35 am
by poptart
Indy wrote:He (M Flub) mostly hangs in the BTPCFB forum
Thankfully.
We've already reached our dumb@ss quota in here.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:01 am
by War Wagon
Scott
about your sig. you lifted that from a private forum.
Not cool man, not cool.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:25 am
by Killian
1. Van
2. Gobbles
3. BSmack
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 1:20 pm est*
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:43 am
by Truman
IndyFrisco wrote:There's some honorable mentions as well...
Ever read a JON vs. Mace thread over in BTPCFB, Indy? Damn things usually read like something straight out of
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Mace: [after Mace has cut off both of JON's arms] Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left.
JON: Yes I have.
Mace: *Look*!
JON: It's just a flesh wound.
Brad looks like a comer if you red-letter types would lay off the Slaymakers. But body of work awards Slicknuts McOnions42 the LWW prize:
'grats, Goobs.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:09 am
by Goober McTuber
Winning.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:26 am
by poptart
From my own experience...
1. Katy: Hands down champion. After posting, she sat there with her index finger on speed-page-refresh - pecking away over and over, just
waiting to look and see that someone has disagreed with her. Pitifully dumb cunt with a big mouth.
2. Annie: Silver medal. Similar to Katy in that she had zero tolerance for anyone who
dared to offer an opinion in opposition to hers. But she had MUCH more game than Katy - and typed out EPIC novellas... which nobody read. I had/have some respect for Annie and think she is probably a decent person.
#3's: (Tie) BSmack, KC Paul, KC Kid: This trio comes in just behind the ladies.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:30 am
by mvscal
poptart wrote:out EPIC novellas... which nobody read.
I read them.
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:55 am
by Terry in Crapchester
1. Goober (is there an echo in here?)
2. Dins
3. mvscal
Re: Last Word Whores *UPDATED 2:49 pm est*
Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:21 am
by poptart
mvscal wrote:poptart wrote:out EPIC novellas... which nobody read.
I read them.
You're a better man than I.
I'd sometimes catch the first and last sentence of each paragraph... if I was doing good.