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Joke
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:40 pm
by Sirfindafold
How do Mexicans remember their vowels?
E. I - O - U - A?
Re: Joke
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:25 pm
by Smackie Chan
Little Clarence came home from school one day slightly confused.
His mother was Jewish and his father was black.
So Clarence asks,"Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home, Little Clarence asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more Black?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to get him down to $25,
or wait until it's dark and then just steal the damn thing."
Re: Joke
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:56 pm
by Carson
Back when I was a kid, this was the joke...
Q: Why don't Mexicans and blacks marry?
A: Because the kids would be too lazy to steal.
Interesting how the Mexican stereotype has changed.
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:45 am
by R-Jack
What's the difference between sirfindafold and your wife?
In five years, sirfindafold will still suck.
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:23 am
by MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
What's the best part about a blowjob?
Ten minutes of quiet.
Re: Joke
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:16 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sirfindafold wrote:You ever have one of those “wow” moments, like where you’re thinking of someone and all of a sudden they appear in front of you?
Like what happened to me. Wow, my sister walked in on me when I was masturbating.