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OK fuckos - did not get rid of me yet...

Had another go around with the UC again and this time they took my large intestine out. Got an infection, went back to the hospital, been away from home and computer for over 3 months now. Back home for good now and recovering nicely.

Will be on here off and on..you do not want to go through this at all...

Peace

As much as a tard as you are, glad to hear all is well. EVERYONE here has been asking about where Derron is daily. Thanks for easing our suffering, friend.

had large intestine removed? what happens when he has sex now?

Cuda wrote:had large intestine removed? what happens when he has sex now?

The jizz has a direct line to his tonsils now.


btw.......glad you're not dead Derron.

Doron was gone?

Hey fuckstick, I bet my tomatoes were better than yours.

Glad to hear you're OK, Homey.

Do you have a colostomy bag, and if so, is it hard to golf with it?

Damn dude. Glad to hear you're recovering and best of luck in the future.

Dinsdale wrote:Glad to hear you're OK, Homey.

Do you have a colostomy bag, and if so, is it hard to golf with it?

Methinks he needs a jar of HOT BBQ sauce.

IndyFrisco wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:Glad to hear you're OK, Homey.

Do you have a colostomy bag, and if so, is it hard to golf with it?

Methinks he needs a jar of HOT BBQ sauce.

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it's easier for him to shit into a colostomy bag.

Derron wrote:OK fuckos - did not get rid of me yet...

Had another go around with the UC again and this time they took my large intestine out. Got an infection, went back to the hospital, been away from home and computer for over 3 months now. Back home for good now and recovering nicely.

Will be on here off and on..you do not want to go through this at all...

Peace

Not funny enough to post here.

sin,
marty


BTW, really glad to hear you're OK Derron. I hope your organic crops didn't suffer too much in your absence.

Glad you're doing better....when you're up to it, how about some foundation for the casual posters in here....diverticulitis, cancer, other?

As always, man up and send me all the unused pain killers.

War Wagon wrote:I bet my tomatoes were better than yours.

This is the second thread I've read where you referred to your 'maters in past tense. You out already?! Just checked my vines yesterday, and Casa de Truman will be rolling in those sweet, delicious little fuckers 'til the ground freezes. Hard to beat an Amish greenhouse for good seed stock...

Truman wrote: You out already?

I'll let somebody else make the KC Scott punchline.

R-Jack wrote:

Truman wrote: You out already?

I'll let somebody else make the KC Scott punchline.

Low hanging fruit, man.

At least make it a challenge.

Truman wrote:

War Wagon wrote:I bet my tomatoes were better than yours.

This is the second thread I've read where you referred to your 'maters in past tense. You out already?! Just checked my vines yesterday, and Casa de Truman will be rolling in those sweet, delicious little fuckers 'til the ground freezes. Hard to beat an Amish greenhouse for good seed stock...

Yeah, they stopped producing about 10 days ago. But there was a good 30 day period or so when I was bringing them in quite regular. I planted them all on May 8th, perhaps I need to stagger next years crop, extend the growing season.

But I'm not complaining.

The wife hired some Messicians to handle the produce side of the farm. It is producing great tomatoes, potatoes, green beans, peppers, with corn soon to come on.

Have not got the strength to golf yet, but really don;t see a problem with the shit bag on my side. No bowel reattachment for me..been under the knife way too much.

I have no idea what kind of infection it was, bad enough to put me in the hospital for 2 weeks. All clear now, drains are out and healed up. Trying to get back to a normal life of some sort.

Fuck you Wags.

Derron wrote:Fuck you Wags.

Beautiful... once Bitchshice got run, you became like one of my longest tenured old school 'enemies'. A TNW enemy, no less.

So now when I call you a walking, talking, mouth breathing bag of shit, it's fact not smack. :D

Hang in there, you crotchety fuck.

So Derron, did they take out the entire large intestine? If so, how does your body compensate to absorb enough water to live?

Thanks Jsc. I was hoping he would say something stupid in response for me to laugh at. Yes, he has UC.

The Seer wrote:Glad you're doing better....when you're up to it, how about some foundation for the casual posters in here....diverticulitis, cancer, other?

As always, man up and send me all the photos.

FTFY.

Glad to hear you're back among the living, Derron.

Atomic Punk wrote:Thanks Jsc. I was hoping he would say something stupid in response for me to laugh at. Yes, he has UC.

Well now if that is just not one of the funnier things I have read in a while, go ahead and review some of your postings or ask around about the stupid content, you probably will find some of your drunken ramblings quite stupid.

Reconnection would require another major invasive surgery, 3 months of down time and general pain in the ass. They left enough to reconnect if I so desire, but the large intestine is pretty much all gone. It is not too bad with a bag, just a different process than taking a normal dump.

Jsc810 wrote:Twice I've gone into surgery not knowing if I'd have be in a bag when I woke up

FTFY.

Bags, catheters...send me the pain pills!

Look at the pill-popping drug addict begging for pain meds.

Jsc810 wrote:Twice I've gone into surgery not knowing if I'd have a bag when I woke up, and I've got another surgery coming up where it is a possibility as well. I understand being reconnected would be another major surgery, but damnit it would be worth it to me.

Do you have a punch-card for your surgeries? Is the next one "one the house" yet?

Derron wrote:but really don;t see a problem with the shit bag on my side.

I admire your upbeat and positive attitude. Let's make the best of this, shall we? Perhaps instead of mashing submit, you could put your posts in there with the rest of your shit.

Stop trying so hard to be eccentric.

Jsc810 wrote:Twice I've gone into surgery not knowing if I'd have a bag when I woke up, and I've got another surgery coming up where it is a possibility as well. I understand being reconnected would be another major surgery, but damnit it would be worth it to me.

Life just not worth living without anal sex, eh chip?

Derron, Glad you're not dead. So, what's the plumbing arrangement? Where is the exhaust pipe? Can you cap it off for short spells to fukk, shower, etc.

What's the deal with your asshole? do they sow it shut? Maybe when chip gets his bag, they can do him a favor and keep it serviceable for friday nights.

Where do Doron's gerbils live now?

What are you, greedy?

Jsc810 wrote:Twice I've gone into surgery not knowing if I'd have a bag when I woke up, and I've got another surgery coming up where it is a possibility as well.

This is because of the Achilles surgery I had in May, isn't it. You know, you don't have to be competitive about EVERYTHING. :D



BTW, glad you're not dead, Derron.

smackaholic wrote:do they sow it shut?

Sow



Sow



Sew

So?

mvscal wrote:

smackaholic wrote:do they sow it shut?

Sow



Sow



Sew

sow sew me, asshole. :D

Cuda wrote:What are you, greedy?

Hilarious. I thought Doron was an authority on rear-end tunneling.

Sudden Sam wrote:Glad you're still among the mouth-breathing, Derron.

Pretty obvious FTFY.