T1B

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:47 pm**

Don't worry. If you jump off the bandwagon, it'll likely flip over.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:34 pm**

I understand your pain, Spray. Any defense that allows Jay Cutler to pass for over 300 yards and 2 TDs is a defense that'll make you puke up your Natti Light. I ended up getting stuck with the Falcon defense on my fantasy team this year but, fortunately, I didn't play them today....and will likely only play them when my other D has a bye week, unless I can unload them. As a Bears fan, I thank the Falcons for making the trip to Chicago and welcome them to come back anytime.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:41 pm**

How do you get bitch slapped by the Bears? Cripes.

Somebody remind the Falcons they aren't supposed to choke until the playoffs.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:20 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:How do you get bitch slapped by the Bears?

They were in the conference championship game last year, idiot.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:31 pm**

mvscal wrote:They were in the conference championship game last year, idiot.

You obviously don't know jack shit about professional football, do you?

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:37 pm**

Go ahead and explain it to me then. You may start by expounding on why it is such a mystery that one of the top teams in the NFC beat the shit out of another good team. Remember to be specific in your analysis.

You may begin at any time. We're all waiting.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:47 pm**

mvscal wrote:one of the top teams in the NFC beat the shit out of another good team

Exactly. The difference between the Bears and the Falcons is was miniscule. We're not talking the fucking Panthers vs. the Bears here. The Bears reached the conference title game after beating a shit Seattle team while Atlanta fell to the eventual Super Bowl champion. So yes, Atlanta bending over for Chicago was a pretty big surprise.

Feel free to unfuck yourself at any time.

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:50 pm**

mvscal wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:How do you get bitch slapped by the Bears?
They were in the conference championship game last year, idiot.

I know. I watched damn near every Bear game last year and became pretty familiar with the team...which lead to my question in this thread. Nice melt, though.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:02 am**

Screw_Michigan wrote: So yes, Atlanta bending over for Chicago was a pretty big surprise.

Only if you're an idiot. Atlanta is a pretty good team with a glass jaw. It's not surprising at all that they got whipped by the 2 seed in their conference.

The Bears reached the conference title game after beating a shit Seattle team

They also had a first round bye. In case you were wondering, shit teams don't get first round byes in the playoffs.

There is no mystery or surprise here. The Bears are a good team.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:06 am**

Papa Willie wrote:Their best bet would to hopefully be involved in a fatal plane crash on the way back home this evening.

Would that the Chefs could exercise that option... they'll have to take their chances on the freeway in a Lexus.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:36 am**

I'm not surprised.

I picked the Bears and always look closely at the possibility of a dome team looking like shit on the road against a good team.

Guntler's the man.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:49 am**

poptart wrote:Guntler's the man.

Wha...what?

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:51 am**

Screw_Michigan wrote:
poptart wrote:Guntler's the man.
Wha...what?

Tart thinks he's in the golf forum, where we are all winners.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:54 am**

Screw_Michigan wrote:
poptart wrote:Guntler's the man.
Wha...what?

That's right. Gay Cuntler is Mr. September. He's one of the best QBs in the league when there's nothing on the line.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:58 am**

S_M wrote:Wha...what?

Never forget the first board reality.

We're all trolls.

:grin:

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:44 am**

Papa Willie wrote: You know how many times he threw the deep ball today? None. You know why?

3. Our OL is FUCKED.

Looks like you answered your own question.

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:15 pm**

It's one fucking game, Buttsy. The Falcons will be fine.

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:32 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:It's one fucking game, Buttsy. The Falcons will be fine.

I keep telling myself that, dude, but I really have a shitty feeling about this season. Believe me - as a Falcon fan, I've had this same shitty feeling MANY times before! :D

What's the chatter with the return of Vick?

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:59 pm**

Papa Willie wrote: 2. The Matt Ryan experiment is just about over with. While he's a media-loved QB (and the only reason for that is because he went to BC)

Since when did the media suck BC cock?

Posted: **Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:46 pm**

YAFJO, don't mind shutyomouth. He's as paranoid as a meth addict that the East Coast/ESPN bias has trickled into college football

and that ESPN is invested in hyping BC athletics.

. BC is not a big money program like ND, Texas, etc, so ESPN has no interest in unjustly overhyping BC.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:35 am**

Papa Willie wrote: 2. The Matt Ryan experiment is just about over with. While he's a media-loved QB (and the only reason for that is because he went to BC), he seriously doesn't have enough arm-strength to throw the ball more than about 35-40 yards. You know how many times he threw the deep ball today? None. You know why? Because he fucking can't. I hate to say it, but he's just not a "next level quarterback".

You're right. I am watching the game right now and he just reared by and threw the ball as hard as he could down the field and it was all fucked up and wobbly and easily picked by Samuel. Matt Ryan is a bag of piss.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:09 am**

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: 2. The Matt Ryan experiment is just about over with. While he's a media-loved QB (and the only reason for that is because he went to BC)
Since when did the media suck BC cock?

Spray thinks because ESPN's physical headquarters is located in Bristol, Connecticut, that they have a bias for Big East football. Yet whenever I turn on my tv on Saturdays I don't hear a thing about UCONN, Syracuse, BC, etc. The 7th best team in the SEC gets three times the coverage of the Big East's best.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:32 am**

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote: Matt Ryan is a bag of piss.

"Great take"

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:53 am**

That "bag of piss" engineered the game winning TD drive against a very good team.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:04 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That "bag of piss" engineered the game winning TD drive against a very good team.

What game were you watching? It was all the running game on that drive. The Burner got that 66 yard run and then that Jaqjizz Rogers guy inched them closed with more runs and the Burner punched it in. Ryan didn't do shit.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:09 am**

I was watching the game where Matt Ryan won as the starting quarterback. But I know actual wins and losses have no relevancy to you when discussing football.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:12 am**

it was all the Burner on that final drive. You want to see a real quarterback, look at Tony Romo today playing with cracked ribs and launching balls up the field in a dramatic comeback win including leading them down the field with that bomb in overtime to win it. You'll never see Ryan do that.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:38 am**

Papa Willie wrote:my biggest criticism of the Offense tonight?

Dude...they managed five touchdowns against a pretty fucking good defense.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:50 pm**

mvscal wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:my biggest criticism of the Offense tonight?
Dude...they managed five touchdowns against a pretty fucking good defense.

Red zone offense. Falcons had it, Eagles didn't. Also the Eagles once again showed their inability to stop the run or cover the Tight End. Jackson had a huge run of 60+ yards last week and Turner did the same this week. Gonzo had 2 Td's inside the 20 and the Eagles have once again shown no interest in putting talent in that position. I wish someone would rip the hair off Casey Matthews head. He's giving that family a bad name.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:00 pm**

jiminphilly wrote:Red zone offense. Falcons had it, Eagles didn't. Also the Eagles once again showed their inability to stop the run or cover the Tight End. Jackson had a huge run of 60+ yards last week and Turner did the same this week. Gonzo had 2 Td's inside the 20 and the Eagles have once again shown no interest in putting talent in that position. I wish someone would rip the hair off Casey Matthews head. He's giving that family a bad name.

First place, bitch.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:11 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Red zone offense. Falcons had it, Eagles didn't. Also the Eagles once again showed their inability to stop the run or cover the Tight End. Jackson had a huge run of 60+ yards last week and Turner did the same this week. Gonzo had 2 Td's inside the 20 and the Eagles have once again shown no interest in putting talent in that position. I wish someone would rip the hair off Casey Matthews head. He's giving that family a bad name.
First place, bitch.

Week 2 hoss.
Let me know where the skins are in week 10.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:00 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:If you've never noticed it, then your IQ is a good 50 points lower than I gave you credit. Quit being a fucking dumbass.

No, I haven't noticed it, just like nobody else has noticed it, because it doesn't exist. ESPN does not give two shits about Big East football simply because its universities are located in the same time zone as its headquarters. The only thing ESPN cares about is ratings, and few Big East programs, if any, move the needle. Flip on "Game Day," flip on "College Football Live," flip on Cowturd's show. I can assure you Big East football is back page news, if that even.

Posted: **Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:05 pm**

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:it was all the Burner on that final drive. You want to see a real quarterback, look at Tony Romo today playing with cracked ribs and launching balls up the field in a dramatic comeback win including leading them down the field with that bomb in overtime to win it. You'll never see Ryan do that.

Yeah, Ryan decided to win it in regulation instead. Slacker.

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:48 am**

Papa Willie wrote: Okay - let's go this way. Do you deny that they have their cocks inside the assholes of the Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, Jets, Phillies, Eagles & Giants?

You really are this fucking stupid. Just stop already, you're making an even bigger ass of yourself than you usually do.

Posted: **Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:54 am**

Papa Willie wrote:Jesus, man. What aren't you getting?

I have no idea? seeing as you haven't actually made a point.

Okay - let's go this way. Do you deny that they have their cocks inside the assholes of the Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, Jets, Phillies, Eagles & Giants?

Uhh, those are big money franchises with big time fan bases. They drive ratings and make people lots of money. Not quite on par with UCONN football, but nice try.

Posted: **Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:14 am**

jiminphilly wrote:I wish someone would rip the hair off Casey Matthews head. He's giving that family a bad name.

I'll give you one chance to take that back...

otherwise, you just made the list, buddy.

QQMF

Posted: **Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:37 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Uhh, those are big money franchises with big time fan bases. They drive ratings and make people lots of money. Not quite on par with UCONN football, but nice try.
Holy shit. Now you're denying yourself. Fabulous work. I think you're a bit confused in this whole thing. Perhaps it's because you're a Detroiter.

What is so hard to understand? ESPN pimps the Yankees because they drive ratings. They ignore UCONN football because they do nothing for ratings. If you think what's driving espn's ship is ANYTHING other than money, you're an idiot.

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:14 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:

Posted: **Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:24 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:They will jack ANY team that is in that area. For you not to see, realize, or understand this means that you have grown up as a stool softener.

In what way, which teams, and to what degree? Be specific.

Why do you think so many Big East football programs schedule games on Thursday nights? Because they can't get exposure on Saturdays. Come Saturday, the Big East is buried by the Big Ten, SEC, etc. Outside of the Backyard Brawl, ESPN does not give two shits about BE football.

You are the first (and probably last) person I have ever read or heard make this claim.

Posted: **Fri Sep 23, 2011 1:28 am**

They were also 11-2. Every time we think you can't be any dumber, you go ahead and totally redeem yourself.

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