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Anybody who rides a motorcycle is an idiot. I can't believe people do that.
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Python wrote:Anybody who rides a motorcycle is an idiot.
Or not...

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Sam, I just wanted to give you a taste of what it’s like reading your posts in the Theology Forum. That’s pretty much spot on. See how it comes across?
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Python wrote:Anybody who rides a motorcycle is an idiot.
by "idiot" you mean "organ donor" right?
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Oh look. Cuda and "Python" posting right after each other. Shocker.
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Sudden Sam wrote:I started that book and never finished it. I need to do that.
No biggie. I was just pointing out that Neal Peart rides, and I think we can all agree that he's no idiot. IIRC, Py/Cuda is a big Rush fan.
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Van, let me see if I can convince you it's really me. How about one word?

Uncle.
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Sudden Sam wrote: I can be prettty damn intolerant and opinionated.

Everyone is intolerant and opinionated to a certain degree. Nothing wrong with that. I hate old people, so you pretty much suck in my view. (There should probably be a smilie right about here.)
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Todd, his drum set is garish and overdone, yes. Nonetheless, if you've ever heard the man speak, much less write, it's clear that he's no idiot.

Py, I know I should be laughing at your "uncle" reference, but I'm just not getting it. You have to remember that you've said an awful lot of funny shit over the years, and our 'history' goes back more than a decade now.

Clue me in.
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Me vs. You in a smack off. My only post was "uncle".
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I was in a Smack-Off? Shit. I don't recall ever signing up for one.

Did I post anything?
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Oh look. Cuda and "Python" posting right after each other. Shocker.
Cuda does not have the intelligence to run a Python troll. Not even close. That’s like suggesting that smackaholic is running the Van troll.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Good gosh. Buncha' senile folks up in here. Van, our smackoff pretty much flopped, which is exactly what I wanted. Neither of us posted anything after that.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Cuda does not have the intelligence to run a Python troll.
:lol:

Have you read "Python's" work?
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Py, okay, that sort of rings a bell. I want to say that I posted some gay-ass laughing smilie dude in response to your "Uncle," and that was it. We were done.

Does that sound about right?
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Van, that's about it.

Sam, that's about it.
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Excellent.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Cuda does not have the intelligence to run a Python troll.
:lol:

Have you read "Python's" work?
Yes, and obviously quite a bit more than you have.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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And yet, you haven't noticed how rarely "he" posts and it's often right before/after a Cuda post. That Alzheimer's sucks, eh?

P.S. I asked you the same question yesterday, but you probably don't remember that either.
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:And yet, you haven't noticed how rarely "he" posts and it's often right before/after a Cuda post. That Alzheimer's sucks, eh?

P.S. I asked you the same question yesterday, but you probably don't remember that either.
Read his stuff in the religion forum, slapnuts. That's not Cooter.

And no, I don't remember you asking that question yesterday. Why don't you link me up? I mean, you had 4 posts yesterday, 3 of them in the Chargertard thread and 1 in the Atomic Panties thread. Which one was it?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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It's a TRAP, Goobs. Don't fall for it. Wait... you already did.
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The idiot here is the prick in the BMW who violated the rider's right-of-way.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:The idiot here is the prick in the BMW who violated the rider's right-of-way.
I watched the video and if they pulled you out from under the car, they would have moved you back under one of the tires before dropping the car back down.
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War Wagon wrote:It's a TRAP, Goobs. Don't fall for it. Wait... you already did.
Really. :meds:
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Van wrote:if you've ever heard the man speak, much less write, it's clear that he's no idiot.
Neil Peart wrote:Neil Peart is the greatest drummer who ever lived. If it wasn't for me, Neil Peart, there would be no rock music. I, Neil Peart, think that no one else should even be allowed to touch a drumkit again, since they just insult the greatness that is Neil Peart. No one can capture the imagery of higher existence like I do, which is obvious through both my lyrics and drumming.
Yeah, I've heard him speak before -- and if I never hear that idiot speak again, I'll consider myself blessed.

His ego makes Alex Do You Know Who I Am? Lifeson seem tolerable.
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Neil Peart is dinsdale? Who knew?
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Dins, well...sure. Nonetheless, as you and countless others have proven over the years, a rampant ego and lack of idiocy may happily coexist.

I'm not a big fan of Peart's drumming. Yes, he's technically excellent, but technical excellence is hardly rare. Delve into the jazz world, and the guy is nothing special. I'll also take a single John Bonham drum fill over a thousand Neal Peart chime runs. That being said, I don't doubt Peart's intelligence. He's quite sharp, as is Lifeson.

Peart rides motorcycles, is the point. IIRC, so did/do you.

(Edit: Yep, Goobs, that is one seriously scary-looking lot. It's also one seriously wealthy lot, so they probably don't give much of a fuck.)
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Good thing they have intelligence, cause they sure got shorted on looks.

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Lifeson looks like a Nick Nolte-fied Keifer Sutherland there. Geddy looks like a Japanese anime attempt at a French Revolution villain. Peart looks like Satan's ballgag.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Good thing they have intelligence, cause they sure got shorted on looks.

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Now those three look like actual lesbians
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Van wrote:Lifeson looks like a Nick Nolte-fied Keifer Sutherland there
Or his hideous love child from Kevin Spacey.
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rack spray.

these guys seem like they are pretty much exactly how they'd be if they were plumbers rather than rock stars.

and rack the fukk outta van's description of them, especially geddy. :lol: :lol:
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