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Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:27 am
by Atomic Punk
A lot of those jokes have serious Diego masturabetory (sp?) overtones. Don't get his hopes up.
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:35 am
by Dinsdale
Atomic Punk wrote:A lot of those jokes have serious Diego masturabetory (sp?) overtones. Don't get his hopes up.
I assume you're (feebly) trying to make kiddie diddler jokes...
Would you care to cite which ones have "overtones" involving minors?
Shouldn't be too tough for you, since there's "a lot" of them.
And maybe you could do
us me a little favor, and not post again until you cite said example?
TIA
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:43 am
by Ken
Dinsdale wrote:Atomic Punk wrote:A lot of those jokes have serious Diego masturabetory (sp?) overtones. Don't get his hopes up.
I assume you're (feebly) trying to make kiddie diddler jokes...
Would you care to cite which ones have "overtones" involving minors?
Shouldn't be too tough for you, since there's "a lot" of them.
And maybe you could do
us me a little favor, and not post again until you cite said example?
TIA
AP... ... or until you could come 'reasonably' close to spelling masturbatory w/out looking like even more of the 'at least I'm not AP' poster that you are. Jesus, you can't even master ebonics.
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:46 am
by Atomic Punk
"Orphans" and "Nannys" in the above 88 post. Okay Dins, I'll revise... I should have said a few and not "alot" as this is now Kengina baiting.
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:07 am
by Dinsdale
Atomic Punk wrote:"Orphans"
The protagonist of the "Orphan" joke DOESN'T want the little niglet... get it?
So, how does NOT wanting a child around equate to a Diegoing?
Go ahead and take your time.
and "Nannys"
Where to even begin...
First off, I'll help you out with your ongoing monumental struggles with basic American English -- as a general rule, when you pluralize a word the ends in "y," for example "nanny," in all but rare instances, you drop the "y" and replace it with "ies."
I kinda remember that one from first fucking grade.
Second... do you know what a "nanny" is?
It's a person, usually a woman, who watches children while parents are away -- usually during the day, while the parents are working.
OK, here's the $64,000 question -- what are the vast majority of Diego's Targets doing
during the day?
Are they being paid to watch other peoples' kids...
or are they doing something else?
Again, feel free to take your time answering...
forever would be good.
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:20 am
by PSUFAN
It's too bad Home Depot didn't offer an ESL program.
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:13 pm
by Jerkovich
UNFUCKBIEVLABLE
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:21 pm
by Screw_Michigan
PSUFAN wrote:It's too bad Home Depot didn't offer an ESL program.
The gift that keeps on giving.
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:27 pm
by Dinsdale
Jerkovich wrote:UNFUCKBIEVLABLE
What, that AP posts idiocy, and gets piled-on for it?
Yeah, that's a real rarity, better get Ripley's on the phone.
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:28 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
This thread is highly underrated.
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:37 pm
by PSUFAN
Any thread that features a JerkedNic cameo holds promise.
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:31 pm
by M Club
Q: How many cops does it take to throw a black dude down the stairs?
A: None, he fell.
Re: Tasteless Jokes received via the e-mail
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:33 pm
by MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan
What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?
A pilot, ya fuckin' racist.