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Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:32 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
No doubt he'll be buried in a shiny, over-priced casket.
Just hope the pallbearers don't "hold it wrong".
Good riddance, you self-inflated douche.
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 6:00 pm
by Dinsdale
The guy who made the ultra-wise decision that instead of having a slice of a massive pie, he wanted his own tiny little biscuit all to himself.
But I'll give him credit for just raping the people that shared his inflated sense of importance, who were willing to pay triple the money for an inferior product.
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:37 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Dinsdale wrote:The guy who made the ultra-wise decision that instead of having a slice of a massive pie, he wanted his own tiny little biscuit all to himself.
But I'll give him credit for just raping the people that shared his inflated sense of importance, who were willing to pay triple the money for an inferior product.
Do you have douchebags in Portland that sit in the front window of or outside coffee shops with their Mac Book Pros on display?
I hate those fucking iTurds.
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:48 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
The next time I see some mesh-trucker-hat wearing, ironic heavy metal t-shirt sporting, square-rimmed glasses neckbeard carrying an iPad, I'm going to take his iPad away, shove him to the ground and stand over him and glower for a few minutes.
Then I'm going to hand him back his iPad.
Oh no. I wouldn't smash the iPad to a million shiny, over-priced pieces...no...that would be doing him a favour.
No. I'd rather they continued on through life, with their shameful appliance on full display so you can identify the true vapid consumorons in our society.
"It's white and shiny? Statistically there are fewer of these gimmicky devices than other similar, yet more productive machines that cost far less? WHERE'S MY CREDIT CARDS? YEEEEHAWWW!!!"
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:09 am
by Dinsdale
Martyred wrote:Do you have douchebags in Portland that sit in the front window of or outside coffee shops with their Mac Book Pros on display?
Dude... I'm pretty sure we
invented that here (honorable mention to San Francisco).
I've never been a leper, but I imagine it feels something like walking into a coffee shop in Portland with a PC. I had to kill time, and did that not too long ago... some little independent coffee shop, too, with free copies of the Socialist Gazette (or whatever the fuck it was called) there for the taking (no joke).
I'm a social chameleon, and can fit in just about anywhere... but that was too much, and I was quite possibly violating a city ordinance.
RACK "ITurds" - BTW-IMO. "ITards" works, too.
Just remember... they're "working on a novel."
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:39 pm
by PSUFAN
Fine work and RACKS to all
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:59 pm
by BSmack
The only thing that could make this thread better would be an appearance from Big O. I'd pay $15.00 to read him try to defend his iMac in this thread.
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:22 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
BSmack wrote:The only thing that could make this thread better would be an appearance from Big O. I'd pay $15.00 to read him try to defend his iMac in this thread.
I'm not against
anyone owning a Mac...
I make the following exceptions:
- retards
- senior citizen idiots
- smackaholic
- Iraq and Afghanistan war vets with serious brain trauma
- vacuous, chronic social anxiety sufferers who feel validated by the warm glow of consumerism
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:34 pm
by Go Coogs'
haters gonna hate.
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:45 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Go Coogs' wrote:haters gonna hate.
You just bought a Mac, didn't you?
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:08 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
KC Scott wrote:This thread should be in CDS
Cuda's
Database Of
Smack?
I would have to agree. It may already be there.
:o
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:32 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Not everything needs to go to CDS.
The sub-forums serve their purpose, unless you want to get rid of them entirely.
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
Martyred wrote:The sub-forums serve their purpose, unless you want to get rid of them entirely.
Maybe just the MMA one, and the Igloo Spin Zone.
Re: Steve Jobs = DEAD
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:35 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Jsc810 wrote:
It's too bad Jobs never showed as much compassion for his own child that he abandoned.
Self-righteous douche.