T1B

1. I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank
2. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
3. You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)
4. Living Colour is My Favorite Black Metal Band
5. Brutally Morbid Axe of Satan
6. You Play on a Softball Team
7. Because You're Old
8. Windchimes Are Gay
9. No, We Don't Want to Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band
10. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
11. When I Think of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think of Nirvana and the Melvins
12. Body By Auschwitz
13. I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women
14. 311 Sucks
15. Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison
16. MTV Is My Source for New Music
17. American Woman (Guess Who cover)

RACK!

BTW -- may I nominate this tune as the first inductee into the T1B Song Hall of Fame?

I'm pretty sure the vote will be unanimous.

Anal Cunt is pretty much the second-coming of Stormtroopers of Death, eh?

Dinsdale wrote:Anal Cunt is pretty much the second-coming of Stormtroopers of Death, eh?

Well, they were, until their singer died earlier this year. Got to see them in a shitty little club here in Tempe a couple years back. Seth Putnam was already looking pretty haggard then. That was after his coma. I think even he appreciated the irony that the guy who wrote "You're in a Coma" actually ended up in a coma.

Funny you mention S.O.D. I just interviewed Dan Lilker for the Nuclear Assault installment of my 1986 thrash series. Already have a Dave Ellefson interview in the can, and I've got my fingers crossed on what could be a really cool one if it comes through. Don't wanna jinx it...

Also, just as a bit of trivia, Seth Putnam is the other guy screaming along with Phil Anselmo at the very beginning of The Great Southern Trendkill. Possibly the best opening seconds of a metal album this side of Reign in Blood.