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Saw this picture/article in the paper today while I was trying to eat lunch, lost my appetite quickly.



Yes, it's a brave new world we live in.

War Wagon wrote:Saw this picture/article in the paper today while I was trying to eat lunch, lost my appetite quickly.



Yes, it's a brave new world we live in.

Maybe you're reading too much into this. It could be the case where one guy is showing off the ring he's going to get his girlfriend...

"Dude, check out this rock! She's going to love this! I hope she says "yes", because I love her very much."



Did you consider that?

Or, there'll be some serious "marble cake" being baked that night...

Martyred wrote:"marble cake"

The combination of shit mixed with jizz...kind of looks like marble cake, doesn't it?


Just in case you were wondering, which you probably weren't...

Martyred wrote:Did you consider that?

Yeah, guys always try on the rings they're going to get their girls and show them off at the gym to other guys...

Mr. Plum, in the sauna, with the candlestick

War Wagon wrote:...at the gym to other guys...

Must...


...resist...


...my natural tendency...

...to...

...take the bait...

AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god damn you, wags

you set me up.

you know my weaknesses

Martyred wrote:...take the bait...

couldn't resist, could you?

Now, if only I could get Jsc to swallow a dose of industrial strength of rat poison...

War Wagon wrote: Now, if only I could get Jsc to swallow a dose of industrial strength of rat poison...

He fishes in the Gulf. I think you'll get your wish.

War Wagon wrote:Saw this picture/article in the paper today while I was trying to eat lunch, lost my appetite quickly.

Why is that, Wags? Did you experience forbidden stirrings in your loins? Were you forced to pull over and splash cold water on your face?

War Wagon wrote:Saw this picture/article in the paper today while I was trying to eat lunch, lost my appetite quickly.

If you lived in my neighbourhood you'd starve to death, on the doorstep of an exquisite deli.

Dr_Phibes wrote:

War Wagon wrote:Saw this picture/article in the paper today while I was trying to eat lunch, lost my appetite quickly.

If you lived in my neighbourhood you'd starve to death, on the doorstep of an exquisite deli.

If he lived in your neighbourhood, death would be a welcome escape.

Martyred wrote:AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great stuff!

mvscal wrote:

War Wagon wrote:Saw this picture/article in the paper today while I was trying to eat lunch, lost my appetite quickly.

Why is that, Wags? Did you experience forbidden stirrings in your loins? Were you forced to pull over and splash cold water on your face?

I was wondering the same thing.

Why are you so fucking relentless with your hatred for homosexuals? You act as if the corners of your existence are darkened by an endless supply of Liza Minnelli playbills and Zima?


Personally, I'm more offended by smokers and religious douchenozzles.

Ana Ng wrote:Zima?

Too strong for Wags.

Ana Ng wrote:Zima

"Goodbye horses...."

Ana Ng wrote:Why are you so fucking relentless with your hatred for homosexuals?

I don't hate them necessarily or specifically. What people do in the privacy of their bedroom is of no concern to me. If fags want to take turns gaping each others colons, more power to their proctologist.

What I do hate is homosexuality being presented as some mainstream lifestyle, perfectly acceptable and legit behavior when it's anything but. And I hate that bitches like you think I'm supposed to tolerate and approve of it, so go fist yourself, cunt.

Whitey,

In one breath you claim that their activities are of no concern to you, and in the next you state that you hate people expecting you to tolerate it. You’re a fucking mess. And probably a classic closet case.

War Wagon wrote:What I do hate is homosexuality being presented as some mainstream lifestyle, perfectly acceptable and legit behavior when it's anything but. And I hate that bitches like you think I'm supposed to tolerate and approve of it, so go fist yourself, cunt.

While I'm no fan of the homos...

Who put you in charge of deciding what is "acceptable" and "legit"?

It's tards like you who have let our "free society" become much less free. If you want to enjoy the benefits of freedom, you have to take the good with the bad.

And I don't "think" you're supposed to tolerate it -- I know you are.


Deal with it -- should be pretty easy, since it doesn't æffect you in any way, shape, or form.

speaking of closet cases, Goober Holmes, I'm not the one who waxes my taint, much less goes on to brag about it.

Goober McTuber wrote:Whitey,

In one breath you claim that their activities are of no concern to you, and in the next you state that you hate people expecting you to tolerate it. You’re a fucking mess.

Yep.

tol·er·ate   /ˈtɒləˌreɪt/ Show Spelled[tol-uh-reyt]

verb (used with object), -at·ed, -at·ing.

1.to allow the existence, presence, practice, or act of without prohibition or hindrance; permit.
2.to endure without repugnance; put up with: I can tolerate laziness, but not incompetence.
3.Medicine/Medical. to endure or resist the action of (a drug, poison, etc.).
4.Obsolete. to experience, undergo, or sustain, as pain or hardship.

War Wagon wrote:speaking of closet cases, Goober Holmes, I'm not the one who waxes my taint, much less goes on to brag about it.

Help me out here, my memory is failing...

Where do you live again?

War Wagon wrote:speaking of closet cases, Goober Holmes, I'm not the one who waxes my taint, much less goes on to brag about it.

Who waxes the taint, you fucking hillbilly. You just wax the parts you want to put in the ladies mouths. It’s probably pointless trying to explain this to a pencil-neck geek whose total sum experience in bed is the missionary position with his high school girlfriend.