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Bookies searching for testicles
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:04 pm
by Goober McTuber
Word on the street is that bookies around here have taken a beating on parlay cards on the college games this fall, because a handful of top teams are shit-hammering everyone they play. Coincidentally, LSU, Alabama, Stanford & Oklahoma are not on the card this week.
Re: Bookies searching for testicles
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:59 pm
by Goober McTuber
Not Vegas. I was speaking about local bookies. It's a fact. I noticed they even dialed back the payouts this week.
Re: Bookies searching for testicles
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:50 am
by War Wagon
Papa Willie wrote:Please retract my quote from your sig.
Having a sig should be about losing a bet and last for a week or so.
The fact Goobs totes around 3 used up and pedantic sigs, well, do the math.
Re: Bookies searching for testicles
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:19 am
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:Having a sig should be about losing a bet and last for a week or so.
Really? Who died and made you Sig Nazi?
Re: Bookies searching for testicles
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:32 am
by War Wagon
Not to be redundant, but along with last word whore, attention whore can safely be added to your resume and nobody will dispute that.
Seriously, you think people (other than you) enjoy reading your self glossing sigs for the 99th time while they scroll past?
Get a clue, dipshit.
Re: Bookies searching for testicles
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:50 am
by Screw_Michigan
War Wagon wrote:Not to be redundant, but along with last word whore, attention whore can safely be added to your resume and nobody will dispute that.
Seriously, you think people (other than you) enjoy reading your self glossing sigs for the 99th time while they scroll past?
Get a clue, dipshit.
Rack Whitey. Gobbles is like the new Duhhron--his sig takes up more screen space than the substance of his takes.
Re: Bookies searching for testicles
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:08 pm
by Goober McTuber
I think I'll add a couple more, just to piss off Whitey. But I can understand why they make Screwball uncomfortable.
Re: Bookies searching for testicles
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:16 pm
by Truman
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Rack Whitey. Gobbles is like the new Duhhron--his sig takes up more screen space than the substance of his takes.
Goobs has substantive takes?! :? I just read his posts for the sigs...
Re: Bookies searching for testicles
Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:41 pm
by Kansas City Kid
I feel sorry for Gobbles McCocksmoke......I picture him like Big Gay Al from South Park all alone with only this board as his "friend."
Re: Bookies searching for testicles
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:54 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:War Wagon wrote:Papa Willie wrote:Please retract my quote from your sig.
Having a sig should be about losing a bet and last for a week or so.
The fact Goobs totes around 3 used up and pedantic sigs, well, do the math.
The fact that's really weird -
I never said what's in his sig... I seriously don't remember it. I'm sure it had to have been in a joking context if I did, but he never showed me where I said it... :?
You should have Sudden Sam teach you about search engines and stuff.
http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... te#p746728