MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:I can't decide which thought is more disturbing: that brad is actually a real person, or that whoever owns the keys to the troll would go to the trouble of creating a fake POF account to further the "mythology."
I suppose the third option is that, several years ago, one of you sick fucks was trolling POF for men, stumbled across the bradhuskers profile and was amused enough to create a troll here based on that profile.
Whatever the real story is, I miss the old bradhuskers and his constant references to dry fucking, butcher raping and stealing the steak right off a girlie man's plate. It's like his nuts got cut off along with the "s" at the end of his name...
Dude, colorado is now officially a girlie pussy program, AND, dont go talking shit about Elvis, cause you dont know shit about rock n roll or anything to do with real music. You like Chuck D. for gods sakes!! And he is a shitty racist fucker, who no longer is relevant.
AS for dry fucking and anal sodomy? Thats gonna happen this saturday when Nebraska runs the rock down sparty's throat, heck, we might even put their pussy QB in the hospital, just like we did to buckeye's sissy QB. Welcome to the big ten? HELL YEAH! I feel like nebraska is part owner of this conf. ALREADY!
As for stealing steaks off faggotts plates? Get the story right, I get MAD when a supposed "tough guy" cant finish a 32 oz porterhouse, so he asks for a "to go box".
ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME??? A guy comes in here to talk POWER SMASHMOUTH FOOTBALL, YET, he cant eat a big steak? WHAT THE FUCK???
This scenario actually happened twelve years ago. Dude was talking shit, talking about how nebraska dont play nobody, and how tennessee was gonna punch us in da mouth. Then, I notice that the guy cant even finish his steak. So, I walk over, and the first thing I notice is that this guy cant be more than 185lbs soaking dripping wet with lead weights in his pockets. So, I introduce myself as a Nebraska corn fed STUD! I say, "are you gonna finish that steak, seeing how your talking about POWER FOOTBALL" The guy goes, "why dont you take it from me tough guy", SO, the camera pans down to his plate, SUDDENLY, theres an empty plate!! His daughter looks on in horror, she screams, "wheres the steak"!!!!!
Cut to Jurassic Park, 1993, the camera pans to the empty cage, the girl shrieks in horror, "wheres the goat"!!!!!!!!!!!
The camera pans upward ten stories, as the T rex monster is swallowing the goat whole, a lil' shakin' a litttle tenderizin', but down he goes.
That vols pussy pissed himself when I devoured his steak like a giant T rex devours a billy goat.
However, being the nice cornhusker that I am, I paid his entire check, and even bought them some hot fudege sundaes!! Cause nebraska is known for having the nicest and most friendly fans on the face of the earth.
The point here? If your gonna talk smashmouth power football, at least be a man and finish your fuckin steak. ONLY blue haired old ladies and lil girls cant finish their food and ask for a "to go box".
Its a universal truth.
