Braggadocious Bullshiter Hall of Fame
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:13 pm
Adelpiero
Don't hear from this guy much. Only chimes in when he has something remarkable to say about himself. You'll hear all about the bets he's cashed in on, but not a peep about the thousands he's lost. And he's above no brag. Video games? Check out the tech forum. He'll kick your ass in World of Warcraft, or whatever the fuck that dork is into while slamming two liters of Sierra Mist and staining his fingers with Funyun powder. Bowling? He shoots a 300 whenever the fuck he feels like it.
SunCoastSooner
Tries to convince everyone he is the epitome of class, yet the pictorial evidence suggests otherwise. Because nothing says high class baller like some dick cheese goatee, stained teeth, pack of smokes, Bud Rice, Save-A-Lot Sooners jersey, and cozying up to some 3 AM bar skank that'd make Dinsdale proud. Has money and needs to let you know. Forget the fact it may be a decent pad on piece of shit property in the Redneck Riviera that nobody wants to call home. Oh, and ask him about "cornhole." He's kind of a big deal.
TheJON
His seventh day job is banking thousands on poker sites without even trying. Otherwise he's running multiple businesses. The sites go under, he disappears, only to re-emerge claiming he's "legally" entitled to the money. LOL. A proud Hawkeye alum, regaling us with in-depth anecdotes of his time spent in Iowa City. Except...Uh Oh! Turns out, he went to Iowa State. When he brags about his stone cold locks, he goes 0-9. Truly, this man cannot be rivaled.
Don't hear from this guy much. Only chimes in when he has something remarkable to say about himself. You'll hear all about the bets he's cashed in on, but not a peep about the thousands he's lost. And he's above no brag. Video games? Check out the tech forum. He'll kick your ass in World of Warcraft, or whatever the fuck that dork is into while slamming two liters of Sierra Mist and staining his fingers with Funyun powder. Bowling? He shoots a 300 whenever the fuck he feels like it.
SunCoastSooner
Tries to convince everyone he is the epitome of class, yet the pictorial evidence suggests otherwise. Because nothing says high class baller like some dick cheese goatee, stained teeth, pack of smokes, Bud Rice, Save-A-Lot Sooners jersey, and cozying up to some 3 AM bar skank that'd make Dinsdale proud. Has money and needs to let you know. Forget the fact it may be a decent pad on piece of shit property in the Redneck Riviera that nobody wants to call home. Oh, and ask him about "cornhole." He's kind of a big deal.
TheJON
His seventh day job is banking thousands on poker sites without even trying. Otherwise he's running multiple businesses. The sites go under, he disappears, only to re-emerge claiming he's "legally" entitled to the money. LOL. A proud Hawkeye alum, regaling us with in-depth anecdotes of his time spent in Iowa City. Except...Uh Oh! Turns out, he went to Iowa State. When he brags about his stone cold locks, he goes 0-9. Truly, this man cannot be rivaled.
