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Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:17 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Must we really do this?

Tell you what losers... If the CHEFS come within 2 TDs 2nite, I promise to go out and buy a red puffycoat and wear it while/during:

* Texting/driving
* A lift and steam at the gym
* Dinner @ King Buffet

I don't even know half the dudes playing on defense anymore, but seriously, it's the fucking CHEFS. Lube up your assholes with BBQ sauce and enjoy 2nite's festivities, bitches.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:19 pm
by War Wagon
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Must we really do this?
No, fuckoff.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:42 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
So Mr. Wagon, what are you going to be tonight in lieu of watching your shit franchise get prison raped?

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:50 pm
by War Wagon
Oh, I'll still watch... I need to eke 7 points out of Bowe/Breaston.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:38 pm
by Truman
I cannot recall a more unanticipated Monday Night Football appearance ever in these parts. What an abortion. The Chiefs are likely to set the league back 50 years tonight.

Yeah, I'll watch, but with Mizzou tipping off against the Irish in the CBE Classic at 6:30 over on the Deuce, I more than welcome the diversion. Pity NBC's flex-scheduling doesn't kick in until after next Sunday...

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:51 pm
by War Wagon
Was it only 3 weeks ago they were on MNF actually playing for something? Seems like 3 years ago...

Well, I think they'll show up tonight and make somewhat of a game of it, despite how badly they've played the last 2 weeks. For some stupid reason, this team seems to play better on the road than at home. Palko may surprise the shit out of some people, including me.

Or they could lose 38-3 and that won't surprise me a bit.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:03 pm
by poptart
Pats win 35-14

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:21 am
by War Wagon
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Tell you what losers... If the CHEFS come within 2 TDs 2nite, I promise to go out and buy a red puffycoat and wear it...
I'm gonna' need to see some pics of that, btw.

I think Scott may have been exaggerating.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:45 am
by poptart
Chef defense the story so far.

3 sacks on Bieber.
Just 50 passing yds allowed.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:45 am
by poptart
I was saying...



haha

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:18 am
by Paul
Chiefs showed up tonight. Patsies are somewhat struggling against them. Amazed that it's only 10-3 at the half. THAT'S why they go on ahead and play the games anyway, ucunt.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:23 am
by poptart

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:31 am
by War Wagon
Truman wrote: but with Mizzou tipping off against the Irish in the CBE Classic at 6:30 over on the Deuce, I more than welcome the diversion.
Hey, how 'bout them Tigers putting a 29 point beatdown on ND?

Didn't see that coming, heh heh...

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:34 am
by poptart
Paul wrote:Chiefs showed up tonight. Patsies are somewhat struggling against them. Amazed that it's only 10-3 at the half. THAT'S why they go on ahead and play the games anyway, ucunt.
34-3.

Yeah, imagine what it might be if the Griefs hadn't shown up.

:lol:


Typical kiss of death from Puff Puff Paul.


Yes, they played the game and *News of the World* ---> your team is shit.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:04 am
by Paul
poptart wrote:Yes, they played the game and *News of the World* ---> your team is shit.
WRONG. My team is riddled with injuries to almost every skill position. Hence the 34-3 beatdown. Let's see the Patriots without Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Rob Gronkowski, and Vince Wilfork. More than likely the same fucking results. Our season is done. No other way to look at it.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:09 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Your collection of stiffs who are missing don't compare to:

The best QB in football
The best TE in football
A top 5 receiver
A top 5 nose tackle

Besides Charles, the dudes who got injured are average players at best. You should be able to plug in another scrub to make up for the… “loss.” Face it, your team sucked before the injuries. Your team sucks now. Your team put up 3 pts against the worst defense in football. To make matters worse, NE was missing 4 starters on D and you still could only put up 3 lousy pts. Your team is an abomination and an embarrassment to BBQ fans everywhere.

Take another lap around King Buffet, tubby...

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:25 pm
by War Wagon
umm, Brady is certainly not the best QB in football. He looked downright lost in the 1st half last night except for one play.

Eric Berry is an above average player - who probably doesn't blow the coverage on that one play.

Admit it, you were sweating your balls off for a while there in that first half last night, wondering where to buy a red, puffy coat.

But yes, the Chiefs suck.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:14 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
No sweat here, hoss. The Bruins were playing the Canadiens = I didn't tune in until the second half.

I watched about 10 minutes of the 3rd quarter, decided I wasn't missing much, and went to bed.

Btw -- Brady is the best QB in football until Aaron Rogers wins a couple more Super Bowls. Until then...

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:28 pm
by trev
Paul wrote:Chiefs showed up tonight. Patsies are somewhat struggling against them.
Until you showed up here and jinxed them.

Way to represent the AFC west Chiefs. By the way, it sounded like there were a lot of Pats fans there.
I thought Chief fan didn't roll that way?

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:30 pm
by War Wagon
trev wrote:By the way, it sounded like there were a lot of Pats fans there.
yeah, they really travel well.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:55 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
trev wrote:By the way, it sounded like there were a lot of Pats fans there.
You don't say... seeing as how this was a fucking HOME GAME for NE, I'd sure hope there were Pats fans there. :doh:

Have another vodka and tonic, you complete fucking lush.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:12 pm
by Van
You know, even a couple of years later ucant's avatar remains outstanding. Usually any 'hottie' pic has a finite shelf-life before its effect becomes severely diminished, but not that one.

Goddamn.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:15 pm
by Kansas City Kid
Paul wrote:
poptart wrote:Yes, they played the game and *News of the World* ---> your team is shit.
WRONG. My team is riddled with injuries to almost every skill position. Hence the 34-3 beatdown. Let's see the Patriots without Tom Brady, Wes Welker, Rob Gronkowski, and Vince Wilfork. More than likely the same fucking results. Our season is done. No other way to look at it.
Great take, Fatty. The Packers were RIDDLED with injuries last year and won the goddamned Super Bowl. Every team is injured this time of year so it is no excuse, Lard Bucket.

:paul: :paul: :paul:

Put on the puffy coat and jack that tiny meat to your Super Bowl IV tape, Buttplug.

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:53 pm
by trev
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
trev wrote:By the way, it sounded like there were a lot of Pats fans there.
You don't say... seeing as how this was a fucking HOME GAME for NE, I'd sure hope there were Pats fans there. :doh:

Have another vodka and tonic, you complete fucking lush.
Oh snap. I only listened to the game. I was cooking a fantastic meal of smothered pork chops, potatoes and biscuits. And getting started on my prep for Thanksgiving. You see, I was giddy from excitement as my freshman was on his way home last night. I had not seen him since he left in Sept. I have an excuse! Really I do. :oops:

Re: Hey CHEF fan....

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:09 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Or you were planning an Italy trip and was not really paying attention. I get it...