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Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA player

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:11 am
by Cosmo Kramer
His wife didn't know about his "special" 13 year relationship...anybody who donates to his campaign from now on should wipe their ass with the $ and flush it down the toilet!

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:31 am
by Screw_Michigan
This is the first coherent and reasonable take you've ever posted. Now fuck off.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:38 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Screw_Michigan wrote:This is the first coherent and reasonable take you've ever posted. Now fuck off.

Hey, come on now...don't start trouble!

:|

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:55 am
by War Wagon
Martyred wrote:don't start trouble!
You want trouble, mr.

If this isn't Screws favorite band now, it should be.


Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:58 am
by Screw_Michigan
Why on earth are you posting Coldplay videos? Grade-A tard, you are.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:06 am
by War Wagon
You know you like it, fess up.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:12 pm
by Tom In VA
I dig that tune, thanks. I hear bagpipes.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:56 pm
by trev
Is there something wrong with loving Coldplay?

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:58 pm
by Dinsdale
trev wrote:Is there something wrong with loving Coldplay?

Yeah.

Sin,
Joe Satriani

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:05 pm
by Sirfindafold
trev wrote:Is there something wrong with loving Coldplay?
I'd rather listen to cats fuck.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:05 pm
by Van
trev wrote:Is there something wrong with loving Coldplay?
Pretty much, yeah.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:06 am
by War Wagon
Tom In VA wrote:I dig that tune, thanks. I hear bagpipes.
I like it too. Bagpipes rule.

I won't allow their other presumptious, grating odes to suck prevent me from giving them a perfunctory pat on the back for one they got right.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:20 am
by War Wagon
who am I kidding? Coldplay sucks.

Tom, if you like bagpipes...


Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:48 am
by Van
Real bagpipe marches fucking rule...


Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:08 am
by War Wagon
Van wrote:Real bagpipe marches fucking rule...
that they do my friend, that they do.

so does shitting on a Cosmo dumbfuck Kramer thread.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:12 pm
by Cosmo Kramer
War Wagon wrote:
Van wrote:Real bagpipe marches fucking rule...
that they do my friend, that they do.

so does shitting on a Cosmo dumbfuck Kramer thread.

oh I'm so hurt.....You must have one shitty fucking life if you have 16,000 + posts in this abortion of tards! :hfal:

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:58 pm
by smackaholic
best part of the pipe bands is the drum section, IMO. watching a shit load of drummers playing with perfect precision is pretty damn cool.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:18 pm
by smackaholic
so, who's hermandingo gonna get behind now? i'm sure he'd get behind bachman, given the chance.

my guess is it will be newt.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:22 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
smackaholic wrote: i'm sure he'd get behind bachman,

As would I, my friend.


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Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:13 am
by mvscal
smackaholic wrote:so, who's hermandingo gonna get behind now? i'm sure he'd get behind bachman, given the chance.

my guess is it will be newt.
I'm guessing Romney. He endorsed him in 2008 anyway. There has been some awesome meltage today. It's almost as much fun as Palin's decision not to run. Of course, it's many of the same morons who jumped on the Cain Trainwreck.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:27 am
by Tom In VA
RACK War Wagon and Van. Thanks for the tunes.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:42 am
by XXXL
Clinton withstood the affairs attacks, Cain just caved LOL

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:14 am
by trev
4 more years of Obama. I'm calling it now.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:18 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
trev, are you "into" black guys?

:(

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:33 am
by trev
If they have a job and a big.............












bank account.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:19 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
trev wrote:If they have a job and a big.............












bank account.
:shock:

Could someone hold onto mvscal's body while I get up on this chair and cut through the rope?
BTW, I've already notified the police and they're sending the coroner over with the meat-wagon in an hour.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:40 pm
by bradhusker
trev wrote:Is there something wrong with loving Coldplay?
no. But next to Led zeppelin and pink floyd, they're garbage. as long as you understand that, things are fine.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:41 pm
by bradhusker
Martyred wrote:trev, are you "into" black guys?

:(
he is, he also loves chuck D. and sir, Mix a-lot.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 1:45 pm
by BSmack
bradhusker wrote:
Martyred wrote:trev, are you "into" black guys?

:(
he is, he also loves chuck D. and sir, Mix a-lot.
:doh:

Troll needs to update his spreadsheet.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:20 pm
by bradhusker
BSmack wrote:
bradhusker wrote:
Martyred wrote:trev, are you "into" black guys?

:(
he is, he also loves chuck D. and sir, Mix a-lot.
:doh:

Troll needs to update his spreadsheet.
what? you never heard of sir, mix? he did, "I like Big Butts" but seriously, he's also heavy into kenye west and lil' bow woww.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 2:23 pm
by bradhusker
XXXL wrote:Clinton withstood the affairs attacks, Cain just caved LOL
yeah, BUT, clinton also raped a woman in a hotel, and, clinton impregnated a young black teen in mississippi, so, he could easily be forgiven by progressives.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:08 pm
by XXXL
bradhusker wrote:
XXXL wrote:Clinton withstood the affairs attacks, Cain just caved LOL
yeah, BUT, clinton also raped a woman in a hotel, and, clinton impregnated a young black teen in mississippi, so, he could easily be forgiven by progressives.

Bill just rolled on, Cain tucked his tail and ran LOL.......

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:53 pm
by mvscal
XXXL wrote:Clinton withstood the affairs attacks, Cain just caved LOL
Clinton also had a compliant media sucking his cock and had a lot more to lose so he was a lot more determined to aggresively defend himself. He also married a harpy with political ambitions of her own and she stuck by him and started flinging shit of her own even if she hates him and became a sad drunkard with a meager consolation prize.

There really is no comparison between the two situations. Cain had already exceeded expectations for his book tour err presidential candidacy.

Re: Cain is going down faster than a Kardashian on a NBA pla

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:14 am
by XXXL
Clinton has scoreboard for winning over hater allegations LOL.......