T1B

Mvscal was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to him.

After a few minutes, he said to him,
"Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

"NO" he says.
"Why the fock you ask me dat? Is eet coz I Chinee?"

No, he said. "it's because you're drinking my fucking beer, you slant-eyed little cocksucker!"

How do you get sirfuckafist, his dad and his two brothers to sit on the same barstool?

Turn the barstool over.

Sirfindafold wrote:Mvscal was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to him.

After a few minutes, he said to him,
"Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

"NO" he says.
"Why the fock you ask me dat? Is eet coz I Chinee?"

No, he said. "it's because you're drinking my fucking beer, you slant-eyed little cocksucker!"

B+

Q. How did Sirfindafold learn that his brother was gay?

A. His dick tasted like shit.

Goober McTuber wrote:Q. How did Sirfindafold learn that his brother was gay?

A. His dick tasted like shit.

How do you know he didn't stick it in your mom's ass?

Sirfindafold wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Q. How did Sirfindafold learn that his brother was gay?

A. His dick tasted like shit.

How do you know he didn't stick it in your mom's ass?

So you don't disagree with the point that you sucked his dick. Fascinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

T.R.O.T.S.

A lady sees a little boy wearing a firefighter's helmet in a little red wagon with little ladders & a hose in the middle. The wagon was pulled by his dog & cat & was tied to the dog's collar & to the cat's testicles. "Little boy," the Lady said, "That’s a cute fire truck but if you were to also tie that rope around the cat's collar I think you would go faster." The boy replied, "You might be right but then I wouldn't have a siren."

rack smackie!

It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota
asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.


Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the
old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the
winter was going to be like.


Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter
was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should
collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He
went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'


'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the
meteorologist at the weather service responded.


So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.


A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it
still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'


'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going
to be a very cold winter.'


The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'


'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is
going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'


'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied,'The Indians are collecting a shitload of
firewood'

D+

could have been better if it involved injuns collecting lots of peppermint shnapps.

A psychiatrist says to 4 moms. "You all have obsessions" To the first mom, "You’re obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy." To the 2nd Mom, "Your obsession is money. You named your child Penny." To the 3rd Mom, "Your obsession is alcohol & your child's name is Brandy." The 4th mother took her boy & whispered "Come on Dick, this guy doesn’t know anything. Now let's go get Peter and Willy from school."