Kim Il Jung - dead

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:52 am

I thought Juche was supposed to take care of shit like that.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:59 am

South Korea on high alert

모든 취소...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:03 am

poptart wrote:
South Korea on high alert
모든 취소...

당신 제국주의 실행 강아지는 곧 북한의 침략 것입니다.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:09 am

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:04 pm

I'll bet, even dead, dear leader can break par.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:18 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Now...will his retarded son go apeshit wild and threaten the world...or will he bring a calm personality to the North Korean people.

Is he like grocery bagger retard? those dudes are generally super friendly. problem is, if he is, he'll likely get fatigued after a few minutes in office.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:19 pm

so, does this mean the lobster/cognac diet is prolly not all that?

those fukkin' zipperheads usually live to at least 85 on the fish heads and rice diet. prolly should stick with it.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:29 pm

KC Scott wrote:He died of Fatigue

South Korea on high alert http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/20 ... 00315.HTML

Did you like watching him lift?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:25 pm

smackaholic wrote:...grocery bagger retard...

No!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:28 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Now...will his retarded son go apeshit wild and threaten the world...or will he bring a calm personality to the North Korean people.

He's a fat 28 years old little retard with no leadership background whatsoever.

New leader of the country?

lolz

Not.

This will not end well for him.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:06 am

Kim Yong Nam, not Kim Jong Il, has been and is the current head of state in the DPRK. He's still alive.

Kim Jong Il was active in the Korean Worker's Party before he was elected to head up the military by a military constituency in Pyongyang. The army is quite separate from the government.

I have yet to hear anything by anyone today who has a remote understanding of how the government functions, it's hysterical.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:16 am

Phibes, is Kim Jong-un the gay one or the partially retarded one?

It's hard to keep track of Dear Leader's kids (at least the ones that he didn't have with prostitutes).

...and don't you even DARE think of reporting me to Central Committee...

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:22 am

He'll be bumpkin who can't shoot strait or Hugo Drax, depending on what people need the DPRK to be in any given situation. They're a multifaceted family.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:29 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:Kim Yong Nam, not Kim Jong Il, has been and is the current head of state in the DPRK. He's still alive.
Kim Jong Il was active in the Korean Worker's Party before he was elected to head up the military by a military constituency in Pyongyang. The army is quite separate from the government.

I have yet to hear anything by anyone today who has a remote understanding of how the government functions, it's hysterical.

Yea, and Fat Tony Salerno was the real head of the Genovese Family and the crazy guy walking around Greenwich Village in a bathrobe had nothing to do with anything.

Obviously you've never heard of a front boss before.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:30 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:They're a multifaceted family.

Multifaceted indeed.

Apparently Lil' General's head doubles as a dirigible hangar...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:33 am

BSmack wrote: Obviously you've never heard of a front boss before.

This clown looks like a back and front boss.

Obviously daddy spared his Precious One from the normal diet of twigs and dirt reserved for the average North Korean.

Super-size that Juche. To go.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:36 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:Kim Yong Nam, not Kim Jong Il, has been and is the current head of state in the DPRK. He's still alive.
Kim Jong Il was active in the Korean Worker's Party before he was elected to head up the military by a military constituency in Pyongyang. The army is quite separate from the government.

I laughed. You really should get out more. Spanking yourself into a pasty, pimple pocked scab dick over North Korean propaganda isn't going to do much to acquaint you with reality.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:45 am

Trust me, mv...I've tried, but Phibes won't budge on this.

He's a good communist, but on this one point, he does a total face-plant.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:16 am

mvscal wrote: isn't going to do much to acquaint you with reality.

- even dead, dear leader can break par.
- go apeshit wild and threaten the world
-the lobster/cognac diet
- Kim Jon Un is a big Chicago Bulls fan.
- I guess we can assume he'll kidnap Derrick Rose any day now.
- He's a fat 28 years old little retard
- Dear Leader's kids (at least the ones that he didn't have with prostitutes)
- you've never heard of a front boss before.
- normal diet of twigs and dirt

Oh, OK.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:29 am

Dr_Phibes wrote: Oh, OK.

Easy...easy there, fella...No one wants to hurt you...Let's just talk. We can talk, right?
We just want to take you someplace special...someplace where you can be safe...
All your friends will be there too! Kim Jung Il, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Batman...
Easy...Eeeeeeasy...

mv, wait for my signal, then give him the juice. I hope to fuck you put fresh batteries in that taser...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:10 am

Phibes is grieving and I feel his pain.

I think we should all light a candle to dispel the darkness. That's what they'd do in the DPRK if they could spare any beeswax.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:16 am

War Wagon wrote:I think we should all light a candle to dispel the darkness.

Is "Whitey" running San Francisco smack without knowing it ???

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:18 am

A million dollars
Or his head full of nickels
A difficult choice

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:41 am

You'll never beat them because you don't understand them. The Jong Un story came from a South Korean intelligence briefing, now it's popular myth.

Kim Jong Il is relatively interesting and had little to do with actually running anything, he was the equivalent of Elizabeth II . He wasn't his father, but that's understandable, Kim Il Sung had ten times the life experience.
He scribbled notes in margins on reams of documents all night. He enjoyed playing Super Mario with Jong Un, he was the world's first post-modern dictator. He didn't socialise much. He tinkered with music boxes, wrote operas, he was prudish and shy, uncomfortable with himself and self-depreciating. He ordered cognac by the shitload, not to drink (he didn't much), but to give away as gifts. That story came from South Korean intelligence aswell.

He chain smoked, then quit - then encouraged everyone to quit smoking which is bullshit. Communism was built on poisonous liqueur and dodgy cigarettes.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:08 pm

Phibes wrote:He tinkered with music boxes, wrote operas, he was prudish and shy, uncomfortable with himself and self-depreciating.

Now that's a real bitch.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:10 pm

Kim Il had to be self depreciating. If anyone else did any depreciating on him, they'd be beaten and put on a 1/4 ration of twigs....if they were lucky.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:26 pm

Good job Kim Jong Cognac.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:19 pm

BSmack wrote:

Good job Kim Jong Cognac.

That's a satellite photo of an entire nation switching on their blacklights to illuminate their Deep Purple head-shop posters while rockin' out to "Highway Star".

Right, Phibes?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:56 pm

You'll see that photo in varying degrees of darkness depending on who's using it. They ration power because they've had their fuel supplies blockaded by the US and KEDO. That translates into lack of energy and it cripples every sector of the economy. Using fuel and food as weapons against a civilian population is the height of perversity and cowardice, it speaks more to the strength of the nation and the system, any capitalist country would implode under the same conditions.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:37 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:You'll see that photo in varying degrees of darkness depending on who's using it. They ration power because they've had their fuel supplies blockaded by the US and KEDO. That translates into lack of energy and it cripples every sector of the economy. Using fuel and food as weapons against a civilian population is the height of perversity and cowardice, it speaks more to the strength of the nation and the system, any capitalist country would implode under the same conditions.

They ration their power because Kim Jong Lobster mismanaged the North Korean economy in ways that the Prime Ministers or Greece and Italy could only dream of. What? They can't import power through their ally in Beijing?

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:46 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:You'll see that photo in varying degrees of darkness depending on who's using it. They ration power because they've had their fuel supplies blockaded by the US and KEDO. That translates into lack of energy and it cripples every sector of the economy. Using fuel and food as weapons against a civilian population is the height of perversity and cowardice, it speaks more to the strength of the nation and the system, any capitalist country would implode under the same conditions.

You may truly be insane.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:53 am

BSmack wrote:They can't import power through their ally in Beijing?

The Chinese aren't a charity. North Koreans need to offer up a better export than giant circuses.

North Korean communism is a corruption of Leninist principle. "Big Man" hero-worship cultism should have died with Hoxa.

It's like Falun Gong with goose-stepping.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:04 am

Kim Jong Amish - very good job!

More light for poptart.

Currently reside in that large U&L splooge area.

All is wrell.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:32 am

Martyred wrote: North Korean communism is a corruption of Leninist principle. "Big Man" hero-worship cultism should have died with Hoxa.

It's like Falun Gong with goose-stepping.

It seems to me what you are really criticising is the existence of hierarchical structures within the government, communists aren't hippies, they don't take an anarchist approach to leadership. Leadership/hierarchy and class are not interchangable.

If you don't like the DPRK leadership, that is one thing. But to denounce it as a ruling class or a 'new bourgeoisie' is utterly absurd.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:38 am

Down with the nomenklatura, Phibes.

:x

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:46 am

BSmack wrote: They ration their power because Kim Jong Lobster mismanaged the North Korean economy in ways that the Prime Ministers or Greece and Italy could only dream of.

:

No, they ration power owing to:

- natural disasters in the mid 90s
- drought in 2000-2001
- economic blockade (hardship importing fertilisers, hardship importing food on commercial terms, difficulty importing fuel for energy production)
- a dearth of arable land
- the fall of the Soviet Union and it's satellites (80% of all trade)
- the diverting of resources to maintain the standing army to prevent, off-set or deter an invasion by the US.

It's a bit beyond Dr. No's capacity of control.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:49 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:...hierarchical structures...

Whatever. Go with what works for you, Phibes.
I guess everybody needs to belong to something. Better to follow a "strong man" than the disorganised rabble, right?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:51 am

Dr_Phibes wrote: - the diverting of resources to maintain the standing army to prevent, off-set or deter an invasion by the US.

And why in a million years would the U.S. want to invade the North?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:56 am

I guess everybody needs to belong to something. Better to follow a "strong man" than the disorganised rabble, right?

Sorry, shitting in a park wearing a magician's hat never appealed to me.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:02 am

Park-shitting is a truly proletariat act of class struggle, not that a Trotskyite like you would understand that.

First they came for the park-shitters, but I'd already taken a massive dump earlier in the morning...so I said nothing...