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Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:36 am
by M2
Cal couldn't overcome Tedford, BAD Maynard and the 5 turnovers to 0 for Tejas.
Two strong defenses... with "shitty" qb's made for an SEC game. Cal just happens to have the worst qb in college football and it was too much to overcome.
When Maynard wasn't dropping shot gun snaps ( 3 for a loss of 45 yards ) he was trying his best to give Tejas even more turnovers and if it wasn't for Tejas dropping 3 easy picks... Cal would've had 8 turnovers in the game.
I can't think of single game in Cal history where they had 5 turnovers and won the game.
Each defenses held the other teams offenses to their lowest totals of the year. It's just too bad Cal has Maynard or this game would've had a different outcome.
Cal's Christmas present to Tejas... was Tedford and Maynard.
See ya, in 2015 when Cal has the #3 qb in high school football
http://rivals.yahoo.com/cal/football/re ... ine-101131 and will be playing as a junior in college.
The better team won last night... and my bottle of vodka needs more of my immediate attention.
Congrats, you fucking Queers.
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:43 am
by Van
Van wrote:He'll blame this one on Bad Maynard showing up. It's funny, though, the way Bad Maynard always seems to show up whenever Cal plays against a decent defense. Meanwhile, Good Maynard can be counted on to make an appearance against the Presbyterians of the world.
Coincidence?
He always fucking does this, too. Just hightails it outta here until he thinks the coast is clear, then he finally slinks back in with his "too funny" excoriations of Tedford, the QB, the misalignment of the planets, whatever.
You know what he never does? Give the other team credit for being much better than Cal.
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:49 am
by M2
Van wrote:
You know what he never does? Give the other team credit for being much better than Cal.
You know the one thing Vannie NEVER does ???
Is read the thread before he posts...
M2 wrote:The better team won last night...
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:53 am
by Mace
Texas is a very mediocre team but they're a much better team than Cal.
The Truth
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:12 am
by Van
Yeah, Tool, this really sounds like you're giving Texas full credit for dominating your turdly Bears...
It's just too bad Cal has Maynard or this game would've had a different outcome.
Cal's Christmas present to Tejas... was Tedford and Maynard.
I
said you'd blame Cal's loss on Tedford and Maynard and that's exactly what you did.
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:20 am
by M2
Van wrote:
I said you'd blame Cal's loss on Tedford and Maynard and that's exactly what you did.
Ummm.... I've been blaming them since week 1.
You haven't come up with something l haven't said before.
Nice try, though
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:35 am
by Van
M2 wrote:You haven't come up with something l haven't said before.
No shit, I haven't...because you're
that predictable. It never seems to cross your mind that maybe the reason Bad Maynard happens is Good Defense. All those turnovers don't happen when he plays shitty defenses, they happen when the defense overruns your O-Line, forcing Maynard out of his comfort zone.
Notice that your running game was nonexistent last night too? Was that Bad Sofele?
No, it wasn't. It was your O-Line getting thoroughly smoked.
This is why you and others look so stupid when you criticize the offenses in the Bama-LSU game. Those same offenses score at will against other defenses, yet they couldn't do anything against each other's defense...and you chalk it up to bad offenses.
Maynard and Cal are what they are: entirely mediocre. They get rolled by good teams while beating bad teams. They beat their shitty OOC opponents. Add it all up and you get 7-5 or 8-4 just about every year, because that's who they are.
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:40 am
by M2
Did $C win their bowl game this year ???
Oh, so predicable... when you've cheated for the last 50 years
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:49 am
by Van
Even while on probation did they beat the hell out of Cal? Again?
Yep.
If you're going to keep falling back on that lame subject-change/excuse, it's time to admit that Cal should just drop football. Don't they have a good rugby team, or something? Yeah, maybe you should just stick to that.
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:36 pm
by Van
:?
What's that?
-M2
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:25 pm
by Left Seater
Got to give Milton credit for at least showing up. In the past he would just disappear for weeks. This time he came in and managed one decent sentence in which he says the better team won.
Maybe in another 5 plus years we can expect him to up his take to remove the insults and come back with something along the lines of it really sux and hurts to lose to a team after putting so much anger and hate into the build up.
That said Milton, what did I tell you about revenge games vs Texas and Mack Brown? I told you not to bet against them, just go and ask Nebraska and aTm how that worked out for them. I would say they could add Cal to the list, but I don't think anyone within the program saw this as a revenge game.
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:52 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
So essentially if Cal had better players & coaches they'd have a better team and a better team produces better results. By god, I think toolio is on to something.
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:59 pm
by dingus
How in the hell Cal has the entire state of California to recruit from and comes up with no better than Maynard is baffling to me. That guy sucks beyond all sucking, more than Texas' two pieces of shit combined suck, and those guys SUCK OUT LOUD.
Re: Congrats to the Steers and Queers
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:07 am
by Truman
Van wrote:
Fixed, God damnit!
/s/
You-Know-Who