So, Goobs...

[Dinsdale]

Your squad sucks almost as badly as your takes here.

Since you, like all your obese bretheren in your hellhole, are stupid, I'll explain what's about to happen... since you're fucking stupid...

Those FAT FUCKING retards you call "linemen" will hold their own... for about 20 minutes or so. After that, they'll be sucking wind like it was lard-coated cheese.

Montee Ball will do his damage -- and his two tuddies will keep your sorry bunch within 10 scores.

Face it -- this is a classic "size vs speed" matchup -- and Oregon has a fuckton more size than Wishwedidn'tfuckkin has speed.

Is there a guy on your whole roster who can get through the 40 in less than five seconds... without being distracted by one of your trademark fat chicks, anyway?

Before the Ohio State game... I had some doubts.

Before the Auburn game, I had some doubts.

Before the LSU game, I had serious doubts.

Before this game, I'm saying "Really, B1G? You're sending that to the Granddaddy? Seriously?

You're going to wish it was just TCU lining up across from you. While your strategy so far has been to preemptively whine to the refs, which is probably a darn-sight better strategy that depending on those "athletes" of yours to get anything done, you really aren't such a homer that you think that group of inbred corn-stuffed douchenheimers isn't going to get embarrassed, are you?

Your best chance here is to see if $180,000 can buy Cam Newton another year of eligibility. Unfortunately for you, Honey Badger isn't actually a Badger, and there's no bonus points for having a morbidly obese fan base.

You'll be lucky if your players can even keep their eyes on the playfield, after they see what a real cheerleader looks like.


I guess what I'm sayins, is this: we can go ahead and bet anything you like.

[Mace]

Goobs is likely in Pasadena, so I wouldn't expect a response for a few days. I'm expecting a good game.....assuming all of the Ducks have successfully recovered from their bout with yeast infection.

[buckeye_in_sc]

Sconsin could always hold up pics of roller coasters that would get the Ducks all crying like bitches and stuff...

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

and there's no bonus points for having a morbidly obese fan base.

I dunno about that. If the fan base didn't purchase their entire allotment of tickets they'd still fill every seat.

[Goober McTuber]

Props to Oregon. Wisky wanted to wear down their defense, but the Duck D seemed to get better as the game went on.

Three plays from a National Championship.

Oh well.

[Goober McTuber]

Yes, the sun shines more in Madison, Wisconsin than it does in Portland, Oregon. It was a great season, with a few costly mistakes.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Three plays from a National Championship.

Oh well.

That's 54 fewer than Iowa was back when Noj made a similar claim, so I guess you've got that going for you.