2012 Death Pool

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:51 am

JoPa - pneumonia
Hulk Hogan - heart attack
Dianna Ross - kidney failure
Michael Douglas - cancer
Todd Marinovich - suicide

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:28 am

Fidel Castro-cancer
Kim Il whateverthefukk his name is, new PDRK HMFIC - grief over dear leader's departure/lead poisoning
Iraqi president/PM - blowed the fukk up
Afghan PM - see above
nancy pelosi - not enough brain activity to continue breathing

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:05 pm

Dick Clark - Complications from being a zombie
Gary Carter - Brain Tumor
Etta James - Leukemia
Robin Gibb - Liver Cancer
Penny Marshall - Cancer

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:32 pm

Justin Beiber - chokes on Tonka Toy
Lady Gaga - falls over wearing 2ft hight platform shoes & breaks neck
Kim Kardashian - botulism
Ashton Kutcher - overdouches
Michael Lohan - see above
50 Cent - career suicide

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:43 pm

could i trade Kim Il for jsc's reading ability which appears to be on life support as we speak?

dammit, the fukker edited it before i could post. :x

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:13 pm

I'll go ahead right now and reserve a spot for me in 2013. We can do that, can't we?

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:57 pm

Two of my annual selections (Kim Jong-Il and Amy Winehouse) bit the dust last year. With that in mind . . .

Dick Cheney -- heart attack
Muhammad Ali -- complications from Parkinson's
Bobby Bowden -- heart attack
Snoop Dogg -- homicide
Annette Funicello -- complications from MS

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:45 am

Wilford Brimley - Stroke
Clint Eastwood - Heart Attack
The Queen of England - Heart Attack
Stan Musial - Heart Attack
Tim Conway - Stroke

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:06 am

Jerry Sandusky - Suicide
George H.W. Bush - Stroke
Floyd Mayweather Sr - Cancer
Charles Manson - Shanked after parole hearing
Regis Philbin - Lack of spotlight

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:52 am

Spray - heart attack
Goobs - natural causes
Jsc - take your pick
Coogs - asphyxiation from sex with wife
Me - Michigan State sports

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:25 am

88 wrote:Abdelbaset Al Megrahi (Lockerbie Bomber) - C4 (Stage 4 Cancer)
Buddy Ryan - Cancer
Bernie Madoff - Shank
T.I. (Rapper AKA Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr.) - Drive-by shooting
Alex Honnold (American Free-climber featured on 60 Minutes) - Gravity

free climbers are quite possibly the stupidest people on the planet. more of them dead is a good thing.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:53 am

88 wrote:Bernie Madoff - Shank

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:38 am

smackaholic wrote:free climbers are quite possibly the stupidest people on the planet. more of them dead is a good thing.

Weren't you "free climbing" at 12.5' ladder a while back, err, landing on yer back?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:41 am

socal wrote:
smackaholic wrote:free climbers are quite possibly the stupidest people on the planet. more of them dead is a good thing.
Weren't you "free climbing" at 12.5' ladder a while back, err, landing on yer back?

yeah, i guess i was.

actually, the ladder was more like a 24 fter. the 12.5 was the distance from the deck to the ground.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:08 pm

Etta James - Leukemia??? does this count as she has already been diagnosed and given weeks to live.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:55 am

ChargerMike wrote:Etta James - Leukemia??? does this count as she has already been diagnosed and given weeks to live.

yup. you don't get extra points for picking surprise deaths.

just out of curiosity, i would like to see YaFJ come in here and proclaim that etta will be fukking dead this year. i'll bet that would be enough to get her to hold on 'til '13.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:57 am

ChargerMike wrote:Etta James - Leukemia??? does this count as she has already been diagnosed and given weeks to live.

Those are the folks you WANT to pick in this sort of twisted game.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 9:16 pm

BSmack wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:Etta James - Leukemia??? does this count as she has already been diagnosed and given weeks to live.
Those are the folks you WANT to pick in this sort of twisted game.

...in that case...Ike Taylor..torched to death

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:40 pm

I'll take my 27 points plus the bonus points for cause of death.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 89,00.html

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:00 pm

R-Jack wrote:JoPa - pneumonia

Not sure if pneumonia is the actual cause, but give R-Jack his 15 for sure.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:08 am

BSmack wrote:Gary Carter - Brain Tumor

Dead at 57 of a brain tumor.

That will be 53 points.

Thank you.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:14 am

Deftly played. I thought he'd hang on one more year.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:18 am

BSmack wrote:
Dead at 57 of a brain tumor.

That will be 53 points.

I'd trots this shit thread if it were up to me but...

math isn't your strong suit.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:22 am

If you took the time to learn the rules instead of coming into here telling us about your sandy vagina, you would see his tally was accurate

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 3:27 am

Rule #1: Be a douchebag in real life as well as on here.

Got it.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:39 am

Wags, I don't expect you to play along. I'm very much understanding of your stance on these things and I respect it. I am also not the type of guy who feigns remorse for someone I have zero emotional connection to when they take take part in a natural process of life. For some reason, you come in these threads decrying the death pools and suggesting how I or anyone else should act. You fail to.................

.........you know what? Fuck it. All of this will fly over you head anyway. I'm just going to point and laugh and call you "Waaaaaaaaaahhgs".

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:35 pm

you know what's sad?

no, not a hand full of interweb losers making light of famous people cashing in their chips.

what's really sad is not a single fukking one of us picking the pretty black lady screaming in that once magnificent voice "OHHHH, PICK ME!!!!! PICK ME!!!!!!!.

BTW, I thought picking the cause was good for double points, not just 10 bonus.

Terry in Crapchester · Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:17 pm

Looks like BSmack is running away with it right now.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:55 pm

If B gets another I think the mercy rule goes into effect.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:28 am

War Wagon wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Dead at 57 of a brain tumor.

That will be 53 points.
I'd trots this shit thread if it were up to me but...

math isn't your strong suit.

10 points for calling the cause of death Wags.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:46 pm

Burt Reynolds, R I P

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 10:50 pm

BSmack wrote:Robin Gibb - Liver Cancer

About to go yard again. Boat race bitches.

http://news.yahoo.com/singer-robin-gibb ... 25770.html

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:29 am

BSmack wrote:
BSmack wrote:Robin Gibb - Liver Cancer
About to go yard again. Boat race bitches.

http://news.yahoo.com/singer-robin-gibb ... 25770.html

OMG, the last remaining GIBB brother is gone? No more "WORDS" or "HOW DEEP is YOUR LOVE".
Who is next?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:22 pm

Congrats to Bsmack for his DP rout. Guess we are all playing for second place now.

I am actually pulling for Dick and Penny to get their tickets punched, just to see him run the table.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:22 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Congrats to Bsmack for his DP rout. Guess we are all playing for second place now.
Not so fast, my friend, I'm two for five so far:

Miguel de la Madrid, President of Mexico in 1980s, Dies at 77
Former SD Gov., US Rep. Bill Janklow dead at 72

Just remember, even if you catch up to me in volume, I'll still have you on points because my picks have been younger than yours. You'll have to hit on more picks outright to win.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:56 am

yeah, B, you better watch out for chip. his zsa zsa pic is money in the bank....and worth about 4 points. btw, rack the old gal for stiff arming the grim reaper a few years back.

bradhusker · Post by **bradhusker** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:25 pm

smackaholic wrote:Congrats to Bsmack for his DP rout. Guess we are all playing for second place now.

I am actually pulling for Dick and Penny to get their tickets punched, just to see him run the table.

Why would you want Penny Marshall from "Laverne and Shirley" to die. Are you heartless?
I bet you also want richie cunningham to die as well, not gonna happen,

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:56 pm

smackaholic wrote:yeah, B, you better watch out for chip. his zsa zsa pic is money in the bank....and worth about 4 points. btw, rack the old gal for stiff arming the grim reaper a few years back.

I didn't even notice he had Zsa Zsa. In that case he has almost no chance at all. In fact, I did the math. The best Chip can do is 133 points if he hits on all 5 picks AND gets 10 bonus points for each. When Robin Gibb finally punches out, I will have 138 points. Ergo, Chip can't win.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:20 pm

ya know, rob could catch a second wind and go zsa zsa on you and linger till jan 1.

or maybe van can come in here and comment on it and fukk it up for you like he did that no-no the other day.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 1:23 pm

bradhusker wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Congrats to Bsmack for his DP rout. Guess we are all playing for second place now.

I am actually pulling for Dick and Penny to get their tickets punched, just to see him run the table.
Why would you want Penny Marshall from "Laverne and Shirley" to die. Are you heartless?
I bet you also want richie cunningham to die as well, not gonna happen,

I could give two fukks about laverne, ritchie or the fonz. Just like rooting for somebody who is throwing a no hitter, or in this call, all hitter.

One other thing. I was wondering if B could go ahead and take 'husker in next year's DP as a public service to the interwebs.