T1B

• Jerome Bettis – Running Back – 1993-95 Los Angeles/St. Louis Rams, 1996-2005 Pittsburgh Steelers
  Tim Brown – Wide Receiver/Kick Returner – 1988-2003 Los Angeles/Oakland Raiders, 2004 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  Cris Carter – Wide Receiver – 1987-89 Philadelphia Eagles, 1990-2001 Minnesota Vikings, 2002 Miami Dolphins
  Dermontti Dawson – Center – 1988-2000 Pittsburgh Steelers
  Edward DeBartolo, Jr. – Owner – 1977-2000 San Francisco 49ers
  Chris Doleman – Defensive End/Linebacker – 1985-1993, 1999 Minnesota Vikings, 1994-95 Atlanta Falcons, 1996-98 San Francisco 49ers
  Kevin Greene – Linebacker/Defensive End – 1985-1992 Los Angeles Rams, 1993-95 Pittsburgh Steelers, 1996, 1998-99 Carolina Panthers, 1997 San Francisco 49ers
  Charles Haley – Defensive End/Linebacker – 1986-1991, 1999 San Francisco 49ers, 1992-96 Dallas Cowboys
  Cortez Kennedy – Defensive Tackle – 1990-2000 Seattle Seahawks
  Curtis Martin – Running Back – 1995-97 New England Patriots, 1998-2005 New York Jets
  Bill Parcells – Coach – 1983-1990 New York Giants, 1993-96 New England Patriots, 1997-99 New York Jets, 2003-06 Dallas Cowboys
  Andre Reed – Wide Receiver – 1985-1999 Buffalo Bills, 2000 Washington Redskins
  Willie Roaf – Tackle – 1993-2001 New Orleans Saints, 2002-05 Kansas City Chiefs
  Will Shields – Guard – 1993-2006 Kansas City Chiefs
  Aeneas Williams – Cornerback/Safety – 1991-2000 Phoenix/Arizona Cardinals, 2001-04 St. Louis Rams
  
  Veterans Committee
  Dick Stanfel – Guard – 1952-55 Detroit Lions, 1956-58 Washington Redskins
  Jack Butler – Cornerback – 1951-59 Pittsburgh Steelers

Van wrote:If Brown gets in, Carter has to go too.

Mikey wrote:Brown is a 9 time Pro Bowl selection.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Parcells -- 11th all-time in wins. 3 Super Bowls + 2 wins. No brainer.
Roaf -- 11 Pro Bowls. No brainer.
Shields --12 Pro Bowls. No brainer.
Carter -- never really thought of him as great while he was playing, but was selected to 8 Pro Bowls. And he played a long time and has too many catches/yards/TDs not to let him in.


Dawson/Martin/Bettis are close. I could change my mind tomorrow on them.

BSmack wrote:

Mikey wrote:Brown is a 9 time Pro Bowl selection.

How many times as a WR?

BSmack wrote:

Mikey wrote:Brown is a 9 time Pro Bowl selection.

How many times as a WR?

Cosmo Kramer wrote:Doesn't Charles Haley have 5 or 6 Superbowl Rings?

BSmack wrote:

Cosmo Kramer wrote:Doesn't Charles Haley have 5 or 6 Superbowl Rings?

Yea, but he's a jackass, so he'll have to wait for the old timers committee.


R-Jack, I wasn't questioning Brown's qualifications, just asking a question. Brown will get in soon enough. He just shouldn't get in this year.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Cosmo Kramer wrote:Doesn't Charles Haley have 5 or 6 Superbowl Rings?

Yea, but he's a jackass, so he'll have to wait for the old timers committee.


R-Jack, I wasn't questioning Brown's qualifications, just asking a question. Brown will get in soon enough. He just shouldn't get in this year.

Then neither should Carter. Their stats are pretty similar, except for Carter never getting picked for the Pro Bowl as a return specialist.

Cosmo Kramer wrote:Carter basically did nothing in Philly if I remember correctly.
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BSmack wrote:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Parcells -- 11th all-time in wins. 3 Super Bowls + 2 wins. No brainer.
Roaf -- 11 Pro Bowls. No brainer.
Shields --12 Pro Bowls. No brainer.
Carter -- never really thought of him as great while he was playing, but was selected to 8 Pro Bowls. And he played a long time and has too many catches/yards/TDs not to let him in.


Dawson/Martin/Bettis are close. I could change my mind tomorrow on them.

Parcells can get in when it is ABSOLUTELY certain he won't coach again.

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:
Yea, but he's a jackass, so he'll have to wait for the old timers committee.


R-Jack, I wasn't questioning Brown's qualifications, just asking a question. Brown will get in soon enough. He just shouldn't get in this year.

Then neither should Carter. Their stats are pretty similar, except for Carter never getting picked for the Pro Bowl as a return specialist.

Well that and Carter scored 30 more career TDs.

Cosmo Kramer wrote:What exactly did Haley do?

BSmack wrote:

Cosmo Kramer wrote:What exactly did Haley do?

Amongst other things?

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/200 ... rbate.html

poptart wrote:I've lost track of all these things and I'm not clicking the link.

Just tell me again what Haley did.

But what you may not know about Haley is that he was:

A) Legitimately insane
B) Hung like Milton Berle
C) Liked jacking off in front of teammates and coaches

And not playful jerking off. We’re talking the real, hardcore, I’m-home-and-my-wife-is-at-the-movies jerking off. I’ll let Pearlman fill you in:

Haley would stroll up to an unsuspecting (49er) teammate, whip out his phallus, and repeatedly stroke it in his face. Players initially laughed it off…

Hey look, it’s Charles’ huge erection! And he’s pleasuring himself! Man, that is funny.

But Haley refused to stop. He would jerk off in the locker room, in the trainer’s room. He’d wrap his hand around his penis, turn toward a Joe Montana or John Taylor, and bellow, ‘You know you wanna suck this!’

Well, it was San Francisco. I, for one, am glad to see that Haley liked to go native. I’m assuming Montana replied, “Really? I know I wanna suck that? Well, it hadn’t occurred to me before. But now that you’re masturbating right in front of me in a completely unprofessional manner, I can see your point.”

Pearlman also gets this quote from Michael Silver:

”Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about other players’ wives. It got to the point of ejaculation.”

Well, if you don’t reach the point of ejaculation, there IS no point. Am I right? Think about this quote for just a moment. You go to work. You go sit in a meeting. Then Bob from Accounting decides to take out his Frankencock and starts talking about banging your wife, and then orgasms right in front of you.

That’s… unusual. It won’t surprise you to know that Haley was also a raging homophobe, saying to a new Cowboy teammate once:

“You’re from California? You must be a fucking faggot.”

And he would know! Because he was in California once, jerking off in front of large groups of other men. I haven’t seen a homosexual this insecure since Vin Diesel. Brady Quinn would like him to sign with the Browns ASAP.