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LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:25 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/v ... 5rNQy4vm30

Another bullied, cowardly pindick joins law enforcement. Huge shocker. :meds:

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:30 am
by Van
"Gimme that camera! You could be arrested if you don't!"

:lol:

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:46 am
by Ana Ng
I didn't see AP anywhere in that video?

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:38 am
by poptart
Imagine a world where 'tards roam free - pissin' all over the places where normal people go.

Is that what you want?

This law officer was looking at the big picture.

RACK him for getting it.


And a video posted like this on the internet is the equivalent of a Roger Clemens fastball up under Ken Griffey's chin.

Everyone takes note.

Don't even think about playing fuck-around, 'tards.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:38 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Ana Ng wrote:I didn't see AP anywhere in that video?
Were you looking for the tard or the pindick?

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:40 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
poptart wrote:Imagine a world where 'tards roam free - pissin' all over the places where normal people go.

Is that what you want?

This law officer was looking at the big picture.
That pussy appears to be a bigger danger to society than some mumbling mongoloid. Go fuck yourself.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:44 pm
by Ana Ng
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I didn't see AP anywhere in that video?
Were you looking for the tard or the pindick?
Wull, the tard.....duh?

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:50 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Bad joke on my part?

:sigh:

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:52 pm
by Ana Ng
Ya, I mean.....I just figured it was implied?

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:56 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Let's just start over.

Hi! How are you? How are the kids? Keepin' busy? Well, gotta run. See ya!

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:58 pm
by Dinsdale
I'm on the fence here -- on one hand, the cop might have been a tad slap-happy.

But on the the other, those tards can tend to get lippy for no good reason. At completely inappropriate times, these walking exhibits of their parents' drug habits are prone to outbursts of incessant examples of "HI GUYS!" accompanied with seemingly limitless spittle flying to near Guiness-like distances.


I say RACK the valor of this fine officer for his efforts to make society drool-free for the rest of us. In light of the fact that enraged retards have been scientifically proven to be freakishly strong, the man probably deserves both a medal and a pay raise.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:04 pm
by Ana Ng
Sometimes, I wish the fence was ON you.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:21 pm
by Dinsdale
Oh, come on...

who here among us hasn't had the overwhelming urge to walk up to a random tard and give it our best right-hook, then stand over them while they're blubbering for their mommy and dish out some serious WWE-grade shit talk like "Send your drunk-ass heroin-addicted mom over here, and I've got a little sumpmsumpm for her, too!!!"?

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:25 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Dinsdale wrote:I'm on the fence here -- on one hand, the cop might have been a tad slap-happy.

But on the the other, those tards can tend to get lippy for no good reason. At completely inappropriate times, these walking exhibits of their parents' drug habits are prone to outbursts of incessant examples of "HI GUYS!" accompanied with seemingly limitless spittle flying to near Guiness-like distances.


I say RACK the valor of this fine officer for his efforts to make society drool-free for the rest of us. In light of the fact that enraged retards have been scientifically proven to be freakishly strong, the man probably deserves both a medal and a pay raise.
I know you're just being a funny guy, but...

I spent a summer way back when driving around tards and other sorts of disabled folk (SERIOUSLY entertaining job, btw). It is not difficult to keep them in line when they get "lippy for no good reason." I've had to dole out physical violence somewhere around zero times in order to do so.

Seriously, if you don't have the necessary IQ to out-wit a tard, I'm not sure you're qualified to do much beyond what tards do themselves: Bagging groceries, Wal-Mart greeter, etc.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:31 pm
by Dinsdale
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I spent a summer way back when driving around tards and other sorts of disabled folk

Yet another reason to keep the bastards in line with regular beatings -- they tend to wander out into traffic unpredictably.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:36 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Trying to keep them from boinking in the back of the bus was a much greater concern. Tards are extremely sexual in nature, and don't have much of a preference when it comes to gender.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:38 pm
by M2
I'm a fan of these kids... thoroughly entertaining and funnier than hell.

I was catching the bus from 19th ave. to Arguello in "The City" and a couple of the special people were at the back of the bus going at it like dogs in heat. The bus driver pulled over and told them to cut the shit out... and once the bus started going again... they were rolling around on the floor.

I couldn't stop laughing.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:55 pm
by Dinsdale
Don't get me wrong here -- it's not like I'm not cool with some sweet sweet mongolovin'. (Dang but I was liquored writing that... nice use of punctuation, spelling, and whatsuch.)


I'm just willing to sacrifice my carnal desires for the good of society and all.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:11 pm
by M2
Dinsdale wrote:Don't get me wrong here -- it's not like I'm not cool with some sweet sweet mongolovin'. (Dang but I was liquored writing that... nice use of punctuation, spelling, and whatsuch.)


I'm just willing to sacrifice my carnal desires for the good of society and all.



That was funnier than shit... and I believed every word.

It's kinda like telling your friend what you did last night... and trying to explain spinning a midget while you're eating pizza and keeping a straight face.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:17 pm
by Ana Ng
OMFD?!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!

I seriously nearly pissed myself reading Jokey's "tard in a tube" story.



Rack it, and THEN some.

Re: LA cop punches tard in the face

Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:25 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
There's just something appealing about using the contents of her drool cup as buttlube.
I miss the old days.