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Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:23 am
by poptart
*FAIL*
Rhino dies in anti-poaching demo by conservationists
A conservation group demonstrating an anti-poaching method for reporters in
South Africa accidentally killed the rhinoceros they were using in the demonstration.
The rhino, nicknamed Spencer, went into convulsions and died after he was shot
with a tranquilizer dart in front of a crush of TV cameras and photographers who
had been invited to document an operation to insert a poison capsule into his horn....
http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/20 ... vationists
I wish they wouldn't give these beasts of the field
human names, like
Spencer.
Do they do it just to make me tear up?
So long, Spencer... and sweet dreams...
Re: Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:28 am
by Dinsdale
I read that more than once.
I'm still laughing.
Re: Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:01 am
by Mikey
Anybody ever tasted rhino meat?
Re: Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:05 am
by mvscal
Well, it least it looks like everyone enjoyed a good laugh. Whoops!! LOL!!
Re: Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:13 am
by Y2K
Mikey wrote:Anybody ever tasted rhino meat?
Tastes a lot like hippo
Re: Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:18 am
by Screw_Michigan
Re: Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:34 am
by poptart
Spencer's ironic demise is the funniest thing this week, sourpuss.
Re: Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:12 am
by poptart
Quartermain liked black cock.
Re: Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:04 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Dinsdale wrote:I'm still laughing.
Are you the guy gripping its ass?
Quartermain
Pray for him.
Re: Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 2:38 am
by Roger_the_Shrubber
Y2K wrote:Mikey wrote:Anybody ever tasted rhino meat?
Tastes a lot like hippo
Actually, much more like Spotted Owl and Whooping Crane.
Re: Save your Rumplewife emails, I'm not reading them
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:47 am
by H4ever
Toddowen wrote:Pops...it a sad news item and I see no reason to laugh. Yes...There are conservation groups that are a part of the lunatic fringe. But these don't appear to be of that type. Illegal hunting/poaching of endangered animals is serious business as far as I'm concerned.
Read the article and speaks of increasing wealth in such countries as Thailand, Vietnam, etc. is leading to more demand for rhino horn and among other shit these ingrate fucking ornamentals want.
I mean....wtf? Rhino horn, shark fins, tiger penis? what is wrong with these motherfuckers? I like the idea of injecting the horns with poison and they should take it to another level where their heads implode if they ingest any other endangered animal parts.
