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KC - LOL

Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:27 pm
by poptart
The Kansas City Chiefs announced Tuesday, Feb. 14, that they have finalized their coaching staff for the 2012 season.
New additions to the team's coaching staff include: Jack Bicknell (offensive line coach), Jim Bob Cooter (offensive
quality control), Brian Daboll (offensive coordinator), Tom McMahon (special teams coach) and Derius Swinton (special
teams quality control).




Jim Bob Cooter?? :lol:





Oh, btw, this Jim Bob Cooter...


Former Vol backup quarterback Jim Bob Cooter is facing aggravated burglary charges after allegedly getting into bed
with a woman after climbing through a window of her Fort Sanders apartment, according to an arrest warrant as published
on WVLT's Web site.

The warrant says Cooter climbed through woman's window on Franklin Station Way, stripped down to his underwear and
got into bed with the woman early Saturday morning, the WVLT story stated.

She called police and Cooter was arrested.

Cooter is charged with aggravated burglary.

He has been released on a $10,000 bond.

He's set to be arraigned on the burglary charge on July 13.

While a player at UT, Cooter was arrested on a driving under the influence charge in June of 2006. He was suspended for
the season opener with Cal.

Cooter served as a graduate assistant at UT in 2007 and 2008.




:lol:

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:39 am
by Truman
Rolando McClain held a gun to a man's head, and Seabass is a known rapist...

And a Chiefs hiring is a source of amusement why?

Regardless, you're destined to finish behind us again next year.

Why? Because you're the Raiders.

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:44 am
by poptart
And the first response out of the gate is a IKYABWAI.


:lol:





Jim Bob Cooter. lol




Image

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:46 am
by Truman
Pointing out the most-recent foibles of our most hated opponent is IKYABWAI?

Um, mokay.

Pray tell.

You people are felons.

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:03 am
by mvscal
poptart wrote:And the first response out of the gate is a IKYABWAI.


:lol:
Stereotypes exist for a reason.

Jim Bob Cooter. lol
3-13

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:06 am
by Van
How awesome would it be to introduce yourself in mixed company as "Mrs. Cooter"? As long as you were at least halfway decent-looking, you would offer a smug little smile in response to everyone's eyes reflexively journeying south....

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:10 am
by Truman
mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:And the first response out of the gate is a IKYABWAI.

:lol:
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
Got a point asshat, or are you looking for a reminder why you don't have the coins to hang in this forum?

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:41 am
by Goober McTuber
mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:And the first response out of the gate is a IKYABWAI.


:lol:
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:41 am
by War Wagon
Tru, it's a good thing we have 'tart here to keep us updated on our team during the off season.

:meds:

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:26 am
by Truman
Famous last words from the Texas Death House:

"Raiders are gonna win it all, y'all."

Stick to prosthelytizing, pops. You got a better chance of converting the Great Unwashed of this Board than you ever do convincing anybody your ragtag collection of misfits, castoffs, thugs, and malcontents ever have a chance of competing for a title, much less the Division.

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:48 am
by poptart
I've been laffing about this all morning, and your replies have made my side ache just a little more, bastard.


The Hooterville Chefs adding a new coach named Jim Bob anything would provoke a chuckle.

But Jim Bob Cooter?

lolz


Fuckin' lay-up.

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:52 am
by mvscal
poptart wrote:Fuckin' lay-up.
It usually is effortless. The KC tard enthusiastically takes to his own fist at an early age.

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:35 am
by poptart
Image

The KC tard...

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:17 pm
by R-Jack
War Wagon wrote:Tru, it's a good thing we have 'tart here to keep us updated on our team during the off season.

:meds:
http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =3&t=38347

You were saying......................



You fucking retards are slipping. The Raiders second to last HC was smacking his bitch around and that's not the first card you play?
For shame.

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:12 pm
by RJ
mvscal wrote:
poptart wrote:And the first response out of the gate is a IKYABWAI.


:lol:
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
:lol:


RACK this thread.

Re: KC - LOL

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:58 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Wait...did you say Jim Bob Cooter?

:lol: :lol: :lol: