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"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"

--Sirfindafold









Sorry. There's no excuse for that.

Rooster wrote:"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"

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Sorry. There's no excuse for that.

are you implying that she had sex with dogs? actually, its not surprising considering that she was a marxist and communist lover. All the men in her life were filthy communists, who fucked her and left her.

bradhusker wrote:

Rooster wrote:"A little boy said to his mother, 'Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?' His mother replied, 'Don't even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!'"

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Sorry. There's no excuse for that.

are you implying that she had sex with dogs? actually, its not surprising considering that she was a marxist and communist lover. All the men in her life were filthy communists, who fucked her and left her.

and prolly balck.

s/Van

In a bar drinking, Joe says to Jeb, "I'm ready for a vacation, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain and my wife Daisy got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy and Daisy got pregnant. Last year I went to France and Daisy got pregnant again." Jeb asks. "So what are you going to do this year?" Joe replies, "I'll take her with me!"

Smackie Chan wrote:In a bar drinking, Joe says to Jeb, "I'm ready for a vacation, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. Three years ago I went to Spain and my wife Daisy got pregnant. Two years ago I went to Italy and Daisy got pregnant. Last year I went to France and Daisy got pregnant again." Jeb asks. "So what are you going to do this year?" Joe replies, "I'll take her with me!"

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. keep em' coming!!!

88 wrote:The second grade teacher tells the class that she wants them to say what their father does for a living, spell it, and then say what their father would do if he was here.

Tim says "My daddy is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R. If he was here right now, he'd give us a shiny new penny." The teacher says, "Tim, that was wonderful."

Jessica says "My daddy is a policeman. P-O-L-I-C-E-M-A-N. If he was here right now, he'd give us a junior policeman badge." The teacher says, "Jessica, that was great."

Leroy says "My daddy is a construction worker. K-U-N-" The teacher interupts, "Leroy, I want you to think about how to spell construction worker, and we'll come back to you."

Vinnie says "My daddy is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E. And if here were here right now, he'd give 10:1 odds that Leroy won't be able to spell construction worker when the teacher goes back to him."

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, nice one, keep em coming.

So, here we have two of our very best and brightest, Smackie Chan and 88, tickling bradhusker's funnybone.

This truly is an amazing place.

One day 3 friends were hiking in the woods when they were attacked by a group of indians and knocked out cold. The next day when they awoke, they were brought in front of the tribal leader.
The leader told them to go and find ten of one kind of fruit, bring it back to him and their lives would be spared.
The first guy comes back with ten apples. The head indian orders him to stick the apples up his butt, with no expression on his face, and his life will be spared. The first apple was extremely hard to get in, then, by the second apple, the man started crying and was killed.
The next guy comes back with ten purple grapes. He has no trouble at all, nine go in smoothly, by the time he gets to the tenth grape, he starts laughing uncontrollably and is killed.

The two guys soon meet up in heaven. The one guys says, "what happened, you only needed to get one more grape up your ass and your life would be spared?"
"I know", he said, but as I started to put the tenth grape in, the third guy comes back with ten pineapples, and I lost it, BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Rack Van!

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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In a bar drinking, Joe says to Jeb: "You need to close your curtains the next time you're fucking your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Jeb says, "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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At a bar, a guy introduces his fiancé to his best friend. She is hideous. When the lady turns away to talk to the bartender, the guy whispers to his friend. "Man I hate to tell you this, but as a friend where did you find this woman? She is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. She has no lips, no boobs, she’s fat, she’s, cockeyed, her nose is huge, she’s pockmarked, and... His friend interrupts, "You don’t have to whisper… she’s deaf too."

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Smackie Chan wrote:One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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In a bar drinking, Joe says to Jeb: "You need to close your curtains the next time you're fucking your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Jeb says, "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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At a bar, a guy introduces his fiancé to his best friend. She is hideous. When the lady turns away to talk to the bartender, the guy whispers to his friend. "Man I hate to tell you this, but as a friend where did you find this woman? She is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. She has no lips, no boobs, she’s fat, she’s, cockeyed, her nose is huge, she’s pockmarked, and... His friend interrupts, "You don’t have to whisper… she’s deaf too."

BUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy walks in on his mom and dad having sex & asks what they’re doing? Dad says, "Son, I’m planting a baby sister in Mom for you." The next day Dad comes home & finds little Billy crying & asks. "What’s wrong?" Billy replies, "It’s about my baby sister that you planted in mom." Dad says, "Yeah, what about her?" Billy replies. "This morning I saw the mailman gobble her up."

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Smackie Chan wrote:Billy walks in on his mom and dad having sex & asks what they’re doing? Dad says, "Son, I’m planting a baby sister in Mom for you." The next day Dad comes home & finds little Billy crying & asks. "What’s wrong?" Billy replies, "It’s about my baby sister that you planted in mom." Dad says, "Yeah, what about her?" Billy replies. "This morning I saw the mailman gobble her up."

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

A black man's son asks his dad, "Dad, what's democracy?"
"Well, son, that's when whites work and we get all the benefits from it!"
"But dad, aren't the white people pissed off about it?"
"Sure they are, but that's called “racism”

Sirfindafold wrote:A black man's son asks his dad, "Dad, what's democracy?"
"Well, son, that's when whites work and we get all the benefits from it!"
"But dad, aren't the white people pissed off about it?"
"Sure they are, but that's called “racism”

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I laughed so hard, I think im gonna get on a plane and fly down to Sanford Florida, and spit and piss in the face of the head of the black panthers. Its ok, im gonna be accompanied by Chuck Norris and Stevan Segall.

Its time somebody took a stand against those racist pigs.

Sirfindafold wrote:A black man's son asks his dad

Does not compute.

bradhusker wrote:

Sirfindafold wrote:A black man's son asks his dad, "Dad, what's democracy?"
"Well, son, that's when whites work and we get all the benefits from it!"
"But dad, aren't the white people pissed off about it?"
"Sure they are, but that's called “racism”

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I laughed so hard, I think im gonna get on a plane and fly down to Sanford Florida, and spit and piss in the face of the head of the black panthers. Its ok, im gonna be accompanied by Chuck Norris and Stevan Segall.

Its time somebody took a stand against those racist pigs.

Like peas in a fucking pod, you two mongoloids.

Mongoloids? You think im a knuckle dragging neanderthal, dont you?

Thank you.


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