Are you at least 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds?

[M2]

What a mess... the Hurricanes have become.

If so, and if you can enroll at Miami, you could become an offensive lineman for the Miami Hurricanes -- not long ago one of the most dominating football teams in all the land!

The Miami football program posted fliers around the school's Wellness Center last week that read: "Any student that is at least 6'1 and 230+ pounds that is interested in joining the football team as an Offensive Lineman, please contact the football ...

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/_/i ... -need-them


















Bwhahahahaha @ fucla

[Van]

The Maryland one was the best, and the PSU one was good too.

"Have you ever helped coach football, like at a camp or something?"

"Do you not follow current events? Like, at all?"

[M2]

The LSU one makes me laugh even harder after seeing this gem...


http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/20 ... wonderlic/


I think they can safely remove the qualification for a "student" from their advertisement.

[Van]

M2, that is precisely why I've grown to loathe the major powers of the SEC. Every new interview with one of these thugs only adds fuel to the fire, and is anyone ever surprised when an LSU guy proves himself to be dumber than a burnt sweet potato?

[Laxplayer]

Hey some of those sweet potatoes are pretty smart......

[Dinsdale]

I notice they don't list any age requirements.

If I really got to throwing down some bacon and whatever else Pappa Willie recommends, I could put on 50 pounds -- could I get a schollie for Duh U?

I mean, my build has offensive lineman written all over it.

[Left Seater]

I notice they don't list any age requirements.

If I really got to throwing down some bacon and whatever else Pappa Willie recommends, I could put on 50 pounds -- could I get a schollie for Duh U?

I mean, my build has offensive lineman written all over it.

Have you ever matriculated at a Division 1 School? If no, have you ever matriculated at a D2 or D3 school? If no, then sure? If yes, then more info is necessary.

[Dinsdale]

Oh, I have full eligibility.

And I don't think high school GPA matters a lick to Duh U. I think if you get your name 80% correct on the application, then you're academically eligible.

[M2]

Ok, here's a mock wonderlic test online: http://www.nicholascreative.com/footbal ... reset=true


The ordering of the questions are important on this mock because you can't skip ahead to get all the easy ones out of the way and then go back to earlier questions which require more calculation.

I took it three times with scores of 20, 23, and 43.

[Dinsdale]

Ok, here's a mock wonderlic test online: http://www.nicholascreative.com/footbal ... reset=true


The ordering of the questions are important on this mock because you can't skip ahead to get all the easy ones out of the way and then go back to earlier questions which require more calculation.

I took it three times with scores of 20, 23, and 43.

30, but the pages loaded fairly slowly, so I ran out of time.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Ok, here's a mock wonderlic test online: http://www.nicholascreative.com/footbal ... reset=true


The ordering of the questions are important on this mock because you can't skip ahead to get all the easy ones out of the way and then go back to earlier questions which require more calculation.

I took it three times with scores of 20, 23, and 43.

30, but the pages loaded fairly slowly, so I ran out of time.

23, 30 and 43. Time is obviously the biggest factor in the test. The questions aren't terribly difficult, but many of them require more time to answer than the test allots.