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It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A

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Hey Screwy

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Happy Birthday, asshat.
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Here's hoping the candles on your birthday cake set off the smoke detector in the laundromat.

Then you can die in a hail of molten candle wax.

Oh, and Happy Birthday.
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Thanks Smackie. Looking forward to my 30s. Well, other than posting in this shithole.

Someone wish me to slip on some jizz and break my arm already.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Happy b-day to Shoalize too.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Thanks Smackie. Looking forward to my 30s. Well, other than posting in this shithole.

Someone wish me to slip on some jizz and break my arm already.
I wish you would slip on some jizz, require artificial respiration, and meet your demise when one of the sicko patrons that you clean up after decides to save you with his special brand of cock-to-mouth resuscitation
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Happy b-day to Shoalize too.

Thanks dude...you too!
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Shoalzie wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Happy b-day to Shoalize too.

Thanks dude...you too!
What does a 31 y/o resident of Kalamazoo County do for his b-day?
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Screwed wrote:Looking forward to my 30s
30 is the new 13.

Or so it seems, judging by the crop of 30-somethings we see these days.


Enjoy your teens, Screwed!
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Thanks Smackie. Looking forward to my 30s. Well, other than posting in this shithole.

Someone wish me to slip on some jizz and break my arm already.
This was like your golden birthday, except it’s where your age equals your IQ.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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