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Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:34 pm
by smackaholic
Is this shit for real?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sense.html
Can we get a ruling on this?
Limbaugh is talking about it and says that apparently, it goes both ways. A wife can shag her OM for 6 hours after he punches out.
Just how the fukk does that work?
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 7:36 pm
by Derron
Beck was going on about it as well.
It was more geared towards the man, befitting the Muslim culture. They can bang the old lady for up to 6 hours after she croaks.
They said it also applies to women, but no heartbeat, no blood pressure, no hard on. Wonder how that is going to work out.
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:38 pm
by mvscal
smackaholic wrote:Just how the fukk does that work?
If the whore is warm, it's not haram.
--Imam Jhanni Kokhran
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:52 am
by dingus
Every time I think I have seen the most unbelievablemotherfuckingthing about these shitstains they outdo themselves.
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 1:01 am
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:Is this shit for real?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... sense.html
Can we get a ruling on this?
Limbaugh is talking about it and says that apparently, it goes both ways. A wife can shag her OM for 6 hours after he punches out.
Just how the fukk does that work?
Two words. Rigor. Mortis.
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 7:44 pm
by Cuda
^^^ Voice of Experience ^^^
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 12:14 am
by Screw_Michigan
I forgot the password to my Mammy troll.
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:11 am
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:I forgot the password to my Mammy troll.
Too bad you couldn't forget the password to your Cuda troll. Mammy > Cuda.
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:18 pm
by Tiny Tim
Mammy
did I hears you mammy?
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 10:12 pm
by PSUFAN
...'cuz God knows necrophilia only works when it's legal... :?
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 10:49 pm
by bradhusker
PSUFAN wrote:...'cuz God knows necrophilia only works when it's legal... :?
LOOK, lets not play games here. Here's the situation. You are the medical examiner in some town somewhere. Britney Spears has just died, they wheel her still warm body into your office.
NOW, I am willing to wager, that there is not one of you idiots, NOT a SINGLE ONE of you clowns, who wouldnt consider fucking her lifeless body seven ways from Sunday.
As for myself? NO WAY, ive got morals. BUT, from what ive seen of in here? There is easily a couple dozen of you clowns who are getting a "hard-on" as the thought crosses your mind.
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:17 am
by mvscal
bradhusker wrote:As for myself? NO WAY, ive got baskets of dick.
Re: Is the Imam in the house?
Posted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:13 am
by bradhusker
mvscal wrote:bradhusker wrote:As for myself? NO WAY, ive got baskets of dick.
mvscal!! wow, you be good at cutting and pasting, WOOHOO!! I bet your crib has rectums cut and pasted all over the walls!!! your interior design team loves rectums as much as you do.