Crop-dusting Haiku.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:57 pm

Casually pass
A mudshark with a neck tat
Dirty skank smells ass

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:04 pm

empty bottle
passing time between unemployment checks
a shit thread ensues

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:44 pm

One shit sucking tard
No concept of syllables
Means a botched haiku

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:09 am

Sirfindafold sucks
Large quantities of black cock
Just another day

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:09 am

Lardspray soldiers on
Spitting gibberish daily
But who gives a fuck?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue May 01, 2012 2:02 pm

Tried to start a thread
About farting on jerk-offs
You folks have no class

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 01, 2012 3:55 pm

Farting on jerk-offs
Shitting on fat, stupid fucks
What’s the difference?

Python · Post by **Python** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:07 pm

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait...

Nevermind. Screw it.

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:09 pm

An angry liberal
Scott Walker is in his dome
Takes it in the ass

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 01, 2012 4:56 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:An angry liberal
Scott Walker is in his dome
Takes it in the ass

Papa Willie wrote:Fart-fucking fattie
Won't answer my god damned questions
Not a Badger fan!

Two inbred morons
Can’t count to five or seven
Haiku's not for you.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue May 01, 2012 5:26 pm

What's this Haiku stuff?
Writing strange short sentences
Never understood

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Tue May 01, 2012 6:23 pm

Running haiku smack
Really is not my forte.
Listen to TuneTown.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue May 01, 2012 7:27 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:An angry liberal
Scott Walker is in his dome
Takes it in the ass

I laffed, I admit it.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue May 01, 2012 7:48 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Makes me drink a lot.

Breathing in and out
That is your big addiction
Twelve steps, not so much.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:22 am

Renfaire chimes ringing
Spurting penis in my mouth
Musician am I

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:50 am

Sirfindafold wrote:empty bottle
passing time between unemployment checks
a shit thread ensues

one punch KO. right away. awesome.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 02, 2012 2:52 am

drinking with hedges
big sinkholes in my backyard
told there was no math

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:40 am

Old as fucking dirt
Commie-lib sympathizer
Always last to post

T1B