Crop-dusting Haiku.

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Crop-dusting Haiku.

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Casually pass
A mudshark with a neck tat
Dirty skank smells ass
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empty bottle
passing time between unemployment checks
a shit thread ensues
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One shit sucking tard
No concept of syllables
Means a botched haiku
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Sirfindafold sucks
Large quantities of black cock
Just another day
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Lardspray soldiers on
Spitting gibberish daily
But who gives a fuck?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Tried to start a thread
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Farting on jerk-offs
Shitting on fat, stupid fucks
What’s the difference?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: Crop-dusting Haiku.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait...

Nevermind. Screw it.
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An angry liberal
Scott Walker is in his dome
Takes it in the ass
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Sirfindafold wrote:An angry liberal
Scott Walker is in his dome
Takes it in the ass
Papa Willie wrote:Fart-fucking fattie
Won't answer my god damned questions
Not a Badger fan!
Two inbred morons
Can’t count to five or seven
Haiku's not for you.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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What's this Haiku stuff?
Writing strange short sentences
Never understood
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Running haiku smack
Really is not my forte.
Listen to TuneTown.
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Sirfindafold wrote:An angry liberal
Scott Walker is in his dome
Takes it in the ass
I laffed, I admit it.
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Papa Willie wrote:Makes me drink a lot.
Breathing in and out
That is your big addiction
Twelve steps, not so much.
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Renfaire chimes ringing
Spurting penis in my mouth
Musician am I
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Sirfindafold wrote:empty bottle
passing time between unemployment checks
a shit thread ensues

one punch KO. right away. awesome.
why is my neighborhood on fire
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drinking with hedges
big sinkholes in my backyard
told there was no math
why is my neighborhood on fire
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