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Understandably, some of you may be seeking residence outside of your native land this fall.

Here at The 'Gloo, we'll do all we can to provide information to those seeking to make Canada their new home.

Start here:

Citizenship and Immigration Canada

Skill sets that may help applicants seeking Landed Immigrant Status:

- Plumbers

- Refinery Workers

- X-Ray and MRI Technicians

- Geological Surveyors



I'm sorry, brad..."power-bottom" is not a skill set. Just put "cake decorator" or "choreographer" down on the application and cross your fingers.

I was just telling my wife yesterday that if I were to ever be willing to move out of the US that it would be to Canada. She asked if Barney was on TV up there. Can you help a brotha out?

BSmack wrote:She asked if Barney was on TV up there. Can you help a brotha out?

Yes.

Barney and all her other favourite shows are available up here.

Martyred wrote:

We have a son you pervert.

Martyred wrote:Skill sets that may help applicants seeking Landed Immigrant Status:

What about jizz-mopping?

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Martyred wrote:Skill sets that may help applicants seeking Landed Immigrant Status:

What about jizz-mopping?

No need for self-deprecation, Screwey.
In Canada, you can put that mop away and be the journalist we all know you can be, bro.













But to answer your question...yes...we need jizz-moppers too.

Martyred wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Martyred wrote:Skill sets that may help applicants seeking Landed Immigrant Status:

What about jizz-mopping?

No need for self-deprecation, Screwey.
In Canada, you can put that mop away and be the journalist we all know you can be, bro.

Wow. Here in America, Screwball is a barely literate gibbering fucktard, stringing makeshift sentences together like a monkey playing with its feces. But in Canada, he would be a journalist. It truly is a land of opportunity.

Goober McTuber wrote:
Wow. Here in America, Screwball is a barely literate gibbering fucktard, stringing makeshift sentences together like a monkey playing with its feces. But in Canada, he would be a journalist. It truly is a land of opportunity.

I believe in Screwey.

I believe that here in Canada, he can aspire to something greater.

Gobbles could die of a bratwurst and semen-induced heart attack tomorrow, Marty, and no one would notice.

I think they would call that...


Rack, Comrade!

Martyred wrote:Understandably, some of you may be seeking residence outside of your native land this fall.

Here at The 'Gloo, we'll do all we can to provide information to those seeking to make Canada their new home.

Start here:

Citizenship and Immigration Canada

You guys DO realize (realise?) that you could cut w-a-a-a-y-y back on your advertising budget if you would publish your Website in Spanish, right?

sorry, no Mexicans, no gypsies

beat it

Only 10,000 Mexican illegals?!

That's a Dodge City meat-packing plant.

It works though, the logic being that refugees come in waves, word gets out that there's a soft touch and rumour spreads. A quick check shows Mexicans dropped to 700 from 10,000 and Roma to nothing.

The Mexicans couldn't slap visas on canucks, they need the tourism - so they slapped visas on Canadian politicians.

They're also playing word games, they claim Canada accepts more refugees.. but there is no temporary asylum clause where everyone just disappears into the population, unlike Europe, they get the boot. They're deliberately looking for skilled workers from the PIGS, primarily Ireland. It's a sophisticated game they're playing.

I welcome the Mexicans.

The Gypo's? Not so much.