Congratulations, T1B...

[Truman]

...seven years deep, and we just set a new record for futility tonight.

Most users ever online was 82 on Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:31 pm

And Smackie Chan ain't even playin'.

:?

Royals are getting hammered at home (again), so I have an excuse. Who sez this shithole is dead?

[Screw_Michigan]

I think Sick Fuck and his crew are putting their finishing moves on this sordid clambake.

[poptart]

This place sucks horse cocks.

[Van]

pop, your new avatar is among the three or four worst we've ever seen here. What on earth were you thinking?

[DC Smackmaster]

I'm sitting in the hospital waiting for my wife to shit out number three. Just getting started so it's going to be a long one.

[trev]

I'm sitting in the hospital waiting for my wife to shit out number three. Just getting started so it's going to be a long one.

How romantic.

[Screw_Michigan]

I'm sitting in the hospital waiting for my wife to shit out number three. Just getting started so it's going to be a long one.

What did you do in the past before mobile web? Read skin mags? A few SIs?

[Van]

Hey, maybe he means it literally. Maybe she's just seriously constipated.

[poptart]

pop, your new avatar is among the three or four worst we've ever seen here. What on earth were you thinking?

This avatard is not long term.

I'm amused by it right now, so it is there.

[War Wagon]

...seven years deep, and we just set a new record for futility tonight.

not futile, it speaks towards not only the longevity but the voyeurism this shit hole entertains.

It may be a shit hole, but it's our shit hole.

RACK T1B

[poptart]

Just getting started so it's going to be a long one

What women wish for - but most men fail to deliver.



RACK the 1%!

[Truman]

This place sucks horse cocks.

Your .net Fukudome troll is showing.

Couldn't you have at least wytched Palin's ass into your av?

[poptart]

My next avatard might have a Canadian theme.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

[DC Smackmaster]

I'm hung like a chinch bug.

[Truman]

We already know milk comes in bags.

Could it be a picture of their jet?

[Van]

My next avatard might have a Canadian theme.

Let's see it...the sooner the better.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Thanks guys.

[DC Smackmaster]

That would actually be a pleasent surprise Van. Last time she was grunting down on a push and from the front row I got to watch her roll a few marbles out. Horrid, horrid moment in my life. That and seeing the gaping hole the kid left behind. Carnage. Ripped from one hole to the other. It seriously looked like she took a cannonball to the gooch. I respect the little lady, tough cookie!

[Van]

On the plus side, she absolutely hates you right now.

[Truman]

Thanks guys.

That depends on what your definition of "now" is now.

/s/

[War Wagon]

That would actually be a pleasent surprise Van. Last time she was grunting down on a push and from the front row I got to watch her roll a few marbles out. Horrid, horrid moment in my life. That and seeing the gaping hole the kid left behind. Carnage. Ripped from one hole to the other. It seriously looked like she took a cannonball to the gooch. I respect the little lady, tough cookie!

You're speaking of your wife, I hope, who is in the process of bearing you a 3rd child?

I would expect you'd have a modicum of respect, you stupid message board playah'.

Congrats, Have a Cigar.

[DC Smackmaster]

Thanks WW! I know, just trying to be an internet cool guy. I love her and this is special or something.

[R-Jack]

Last time she was grunting down on a push and from the front row I got to watch her roll a few marbles out. Horrid, horrid moment in my life. That and seeing the gaping hole the kid left behind. Carnage. Ripped from one hole to the other. It seriously looked like she took a cannonball to the gooch.

That's on you. The man's perch is located north of Hurricane Hatchetwound clutching your love's hand and telling her how great she is doing, knowing that all this super awesome support you are giving her is shielding you from seeing Daddy's little rockstar trash the hotel on the way out.

[Van]

It sure sounds better when you put it that way.

[DC Smackmaster]

Haha!! Rack the Jack!!

[Goober McTuber]

Last time she was grunting down on a push and from the front row I got to watch her roll a few marbles out. Horrid, horrid moment in my life. That and seeing the gaping hole the kid left behind. Carnage. Ripped from one hole to the other. It seriously looked like she took a cannonball to the gooch.

That's on you. The man's perch is located north of Hurricane Hatchetwound clutching your love's hand and telling her how great she is doing, knowing that all this super awesome support you are giving her is shielding you from seeing Daddy's little rockstar trash the hotel on the way out.

Archive.

[DC Smackmaster]

Thank you Chip! It's a boy, but he's still holding tight. Getting close!

[smackaholic]

But where the hell are the docs with the Pitocin?

That's not some sort of late term abortion drug, is it?

Hurry up and get outta there lil' DC. It's open season on your ass until you do!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Hurry up and get outta there lil' DC. It's open season on your ass until you do!

Sincerely, DiS

[DC Smackmaster]

You sick and troubled bastards...:)

Healthy 8.09 lb boy! Came out dark purple with the cord wrapped around his neck twice, so he could be "special", jury's still out on that one. Got some good breaths and turned a nice pinkish white so he should be good. Awesome sight to behold...

[smackaholic]

Congrats DC. So, what's his name? You really ought to pick something from the board, as a middle name, anyhow. I thing bradhusker would be cool.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You should name him Marty. I'm not joking.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Formally, "Martin".

[DC Smackmaster]

Thanks a bunch gentlemen. Everybody is doing great. Just want to gtfo of this hospital, Everything is fuckin contaminated I'm sure of it. My germaphobe tendencies are going haywire and I have to take a shit. I will grow a tail in the hospital shrubbery before I sit on one of these MRSA covered log launchers.

Named him Warrick Dunn, we'll call him Dubya Dunn for short.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Marty? What kinda name is that?

It's very popular in Quebec.

[R-Jack]

My birth name is Richard. That means my kids came from a Dick.