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Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:09 pm**

http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/index.html

Ireland / France final....take it to the bank.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:25 pm**

WAR ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:28 pm**

RACK that shit and RRRRRACK it hard, comrade.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:42 pm**

Martyred wrote:PACK my shit and PPPPPACK it hard, comrade.

Predictable in a soccer forum.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:56 pm**

Go fuck yourself, Gobbles.

We're talking about the "beautiful game" here.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:22 pm**

When does Paraguay play?

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:24 pm**

Looking forward to it. Spain, especially Spain, Germany and the Netherlands have been the premier Euro sides these past few tournament cycles. But this tournament does produce surprises, like Greece in '04 and Denmark in '92.

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:47 am**

^^ ridiculously unpredictable picking out of the groups, unlike world cup. Allez les bleus, it would be nice to see them regain their form with Islamic extremists

Finally something to get excited about, I'm hoping Netherlands plays 'Romper Stomper' again. Top scorer Van Persie at 8/1

ps

fuck Portugal.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:14 pm**

Is anyone interested in following me on Twitter for today's opener?

I'd like to give a live, running commentary.

If Greece wins, I will have souvlaki for dinner.
If Poland wins, I hope the Pollacks at toddowen's workplace get in his face about it with their celebrations.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:42 pm**

Martyred wrote:Is anyone interested in following me on Twitter for today's opener?

I'd like to give a live, running commentary.

Can't spell twitter without "twit".

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:58 pm**

Greeks come from behind to tie stiff Poles

Poland 1 - Greece 1

Goobs...die in an Argentinian stadium trampling

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:16 pm**

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals

Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1

Posted: **Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:29 pm**

Martyred wrote:Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals

Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1

The last time the Russians did the Czechs like that it was with tanks.

Posted: **Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:06 pm**

BSmack wrote:
Martyred wrote:Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to score 4 goals

Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1
The last time the Russians did the Czechs like that it was with tanks.

You mean when the Soviets were invited in to stop terrorist subversion?

Posted: **Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:45 pm**

Denmark gives Netherlands the "Dutch Rudder"

Denmark 1 - Netherlands 0

Posted: **Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:46 pm**

Krauts not sour as Gomez pots the winner

Germany 1 - Portugal 0

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:57 pm**

Italy fails to deliver the boot as opponents prove to be a Spain in the ass

Italy 1 - Spain 1

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:44 pm**

Nothing to Cro about as Ireland stomped into little green puddle

Croatia 3 - Republic of Ireland 1

PS ~ Ireland, this isn't pub-league play. Fucking embarrassing.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:17 am**

Day three:

Liver taking a beating. Spain played a 4-6-0. Or 4-3-3 with no out and out striker, anyone who could figure out that formation deserves a medal. They really must think Torres is shit by thinking they'll be better off with no strikers, even the keeper took the ball off him, he's done.

Small wonder Joey Barton punched him, men shouldn't dye their hair.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:21 am**

remind me not to read this forum till I've seen the games :brad:

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:45 am**

Dr_Phibes wrote: Small wonder Joey Barton punched him, men shouldn't dye their hair.

Uhhh...Barton is the punching bag.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:43 pm**

Le Draw

France 1 - England 1

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:46 pm**

A glowing Shevchenko named "Man Of The Match" as Ukraine goes "Chernobyl" on Swedes

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:24 am**

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:54 pm**

These little PIGS couldn't wee-wee-win

Czech Republic 2 - Greece 1

Posted: **Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:55 pm**

something-something-Russia-something

Russia 1 - Poland 1

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:30 am**

Nothing funny as Danes get cooked

Portugal 3 - Denmark 2

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:33 am**

Netherlands offer to "go dutch"...Germany says "nein!"

Germany 2 - Netherlands 1

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:40 pm**

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's...another fucking draw

Italy 1 - Croatia 1

Posted: **Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:41 pm**

Holy shit Ireland, can you really suck this bad?

Spain 4 - Ireland 0

Posted: **Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:17 pm**

Ukraine in the membrane.

France 2 - Ukraine 0

Posted: **Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:18 pm**

Cruel Britannia dashes hopes of hapless Vikings

England 3 - Sweden 2

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:00 am**

Nyet, COMRADE! Off to the Gulag with you! Greeks sneak in through the back door

Greece 1 - Russia 0

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:01 am**

Oh, Polski...goodbye

Czech Republic 1 - Poland 0

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:20 am**

And now, time for some soccer-sluts...

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:42 pm**

Fritz eats tasty Danish

Germany 2 - Denmark 1

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:43 pm**

Netherlands? Just...wow...going down harder than bradhusker with a fistful of anal muscle relaxants

Portugal 2 - Netherlands 1

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:56 am**

Spain walks in as Croatia blows it's wad

Spain 1 - Croatia 0

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:57 am**

Mama Mia! That's a spicy meat-a-ball! And Ireland still embarrasses.

Italy 2 - Ireland 0

Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:59 am**

Too little too late for Swedish meatballs

Sweden 2 - France 0

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