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Fuck! What a beauty! The unibrow, the stained braces...can't believe I ever got laid.

Bwaha, where in Silver Spring did you grow up?

Mom is going to be dealing with some post-partem(sp?) issues, her hormones went berserk this time. Just hoping it doesn't get really bad, I've heard it can

Kid is doing awesome! First night home and he got up once and chugged his bottle, went right back to sleep. Chowed down some more 3 hours later, right back to sleep. Great news cause the wife is going to be struggling physically and mentally for a little while.

screw, are you familiar with four corners? Right there. It's right around the intersection of Rte 29 and University Blvd.

DC wrote:he got up once and chugged his bottle, went right back to sleep. Chowed down some more 3 hours later, right back to sleep.

Can we please try this on brad?





Congrats, DC!

Hahaha! Thanks pop!

I find brad to be funny in a "bwahaha! that dude is spazzin out!" kinda way. Seems like a smart guy who writes like a 'tard, like me. We need guys like him so guys like me don't feel so dumb around guys like you, mvs, Van, and pretty much everybody except me, brad, and AP.

Three things:

- Congrats.
- You were an ugly kid, just like me.
- The very first pic you take with the kid and you wear a shirt with "bong" across the front. I like it.

Awesome, DC.

Being around a woman during and after pregnancy can be like walking on eggs w/o breaking any. Being a Dad is an awesome responsibility. Enjoy the journey.

I had to set the bong down many years ago Py! Didn't notice the shirt haha!

awwww! thanks you guys!! (best queer voice)

I already made her cry accidentally this morning because I thought she was being over cautious about putting him in the swing and insisting on buckling him in, "he can barely lift his head up for chrissakes!" was exactly what I said. A few minutes later I heard sniffling in the kitchen and found her crying. Ugh. Felt like a schmuck.

Walking on eggs is right wolfman!

Sudden Sam wrote:Way to go, DC! Glad the young man is healthy and sleeping good.

My kids' mom never recovered from her bay-birthin' craziness. She's still fucked as a bat.

Good luck with that.

I hear ya.

Cockblock is 13 now and the case of post partum batshit craziness he gave his momma hasn't completely blown over yet. Not bad enough to divorce/kill her though. Besides, I am certain that she'd be the ex-wife from hell, so I keep her around. Overall, I try to use the glass half full philosophy when it comes to the whole marital dealio. I figure I coulda done a lot worse. Occasionally have to remind her of the same. So far, it's worked reasonably well for a little over 21 years.

DC, congrats. The kid looks good and I must say that you have aged better than most of us, judging from the pics you showed.

Since Mrs DC will be out of commision for a bit, maybe you will provide us with some updated GYJO stories. BTW is mrs DC the same person that busted you awhile back in your original GYJO story?

DC Smackmaster wrote:Fuck! What a beauty! The unibrow, the stained braces...can't believe I ever got laid.

Jerking your own dick is not getting laid.

Yes it is.

smackaholic wrote:Since Mrs DC will be out of commision for a bit, maybe you will provide us with some updated GYJO stories.

You want another man to describe his masturbation sessions to you? I seriously doubt that your wife could have done a whole lot worse.

Derron wrote:

DC Smackmaster wrote:Fuck! What a beauty! The unibrow, the stained braces...can't believe I ever got laid.

Jerking your own dick is not getting laid.

Do you suck at everything except shitting into a plastic bag?

smackaholic wrote:Overall, I try to use the glass half full philosophy when it comes to the whole marital dealio. I figure I coulda done a lot worse. Occasionally have to remind her of the same. So far, it's worked reasonably well for a little over 21 years.

Translation: If my wife was run over by a cement truck, I'd break out the Ickey Shuffle for at least a month-and-a-half.

Scott, if you don't mind me asking...how does Mrs. Scott deal with you being away from home so much?

Does she "take care of business" by herself when you're on the road? Did you buy her "something"?

...and by "something", I actually mean "dildo".

har-har


No, but seriously...

Python wrote:Four things:

- Congrats.
- You were an ugly kid, just like me.
- The very first pic you take with the kid and you wear a shirt with "bong" across the front. I like it.
- Wipe Cock on drapes

FTFY

Sin,
Cuda


Mazel Tov DC, but I'm so glad I had Mrs TWIS fixed after the last one. No way in hell would I want to deal with a newborn again.

Goober McTuber wrote:

smackaholic wrote:Since Mrs DC will be out of commision for a bit, maybe you will provide us with some updated GYJO stories.

You want another man to describe his masturbation sessions to you? I seriously doubt that your wife could have done a whole lot worse.

Apparently you were not around for the first DC GYJO tale. It was from back when this place, whichever version it was, didn't suck. That thread ended up being one of the funniest evah.

Then you showed up and the place went to shit.

And yes, she could have done worse....plenty worse. Could have done better, but, I'm certain your OL could have as well.

Yes, I remember all about DC’s ashy elbows. DC does a fine job of bringing the funny whenever he chooses to, he needs no direction from our premier dullard. And it's just really twisted for you to be asking a guy for a play-by-play of his jerk session. I think there's probably websites for people like you.