Did the president just make an oral sex joke? Barack quips that Michelle 'doesn't go all the way down'
Talking to some 600 supporters at the event on Wednesday night, Obama referred to Ellen DeGeneres, the stand-up comedian and television host and a lesbian.
'I want to thank my wonderful friend who accepts a little bit of teasing about Michelle beating her in push-ups but I think she claims Michelle didn't go all the way down,' he said. The crowd erupted into what the Los Angeles Times described as 'bawdy laughter'.
In the pool report of the event, Todd Gillman of the Dallas Morning News, wrote that this was a line that Obama 'let hang, naughtily, provoking laughter from the crowd'.
Well of course she isn't going to suck your cock, Barry. To do that, she would first have to unscrew the hirsute, Pakistani marsupial attached to it. And who has the time?
She would much rather monster stomp her way over the White House corral
to rend a Wagyu beef cattle limb from limb and drag a haunch back to her lair in the White House bunker where she has constructed a nest from cunningly woven tree branches and banana leaves.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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mvscal wrote:
She would much rather monster stomp her way over the White House corral
to rend a Wagyu beef cattle limb from limb and drag a haunch back to her lair in the White House bunker where she has constructed a nest from cunningly woven tree branches and banana leaves.
If there was such a thing as the T1B Espys, this line, by far, would win the Blast Of The Year award going away.
That is, by far, the most classless shit ever uttered in public by a POTUS. WTF was he thinking?
One, he shouldn't have used his wife in a joke like that. Two, the prez should be above such crudity.
And how about after the fact, Barry playing dumb? If you listen to it, he fukkin' played that line for all it was worth which is understandable, given the LGBT freakshow that was his audience.
Speaking of those freaks, remember back in the day when it was pretty much just the gays and lessies? Were I gay, I'd be kinda pissed at those that want to invite the "transgendered" into their charming little tent.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
So the prez is un-circumcized? It makes sense, not only is it dirty, but un-healthy as well. No wonder she wont give him oral. No wonder he has such affection for the sand jigs. It all makes sense now. Thanks for bringing this to our attention. No way he wins in November now. VAN? ur thoughts?
I'll pull you out of that one bunk hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. The warden, shawshank redemption.
Wags, yep, I just spent the last five days in the hospital. I can't even see my keyboard now so I'm typing by guesswork while checking out the results on the monitor. I try to go back and make corrections but I notice I keep missing repeating letters or hard-to-spot things like -ili.
I don't recall which drugs you mentioned that worked, but they loaded me up with Percocet this time. Oh, and Valium. And Naurontin. Shit, I had two IVs blasting me the majority of the time.
I'm like a halfbaked snickerdoodle right now.
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