Spray - No Respect!

[Screw_Michigan]

Nobody fucking cares. You're all the same down there.

[Mikey]

The nurse at a new doctor I'm seeing has this really cool accent that she tries to hide, but it apparently comes out sometimes especially after she's visited "home". It turns out that, while her husband is from Utah she was born and raised in 'bammy.

At the end of our conversation, which had no previous mention of anything sports-related, I said "OK I have to ask this: Crimson Tide or Auburn?"

Her reply:

"Don't even mention Auburn around our house! My baby's first words were 'Roll Tide!'"

Then she showed me her watch with the red "A" logo in the middle of the dial.

[Screw_Michigan]

Nobody fucking cares. You're all the same down there.

I want a big train
to fuck you in the asshole
I will laugh so hard

I'll RACK you for that haiku.

[Mikey]

shutyomouth is really
Japanese but he wishes
He was Korean