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Makes sense I suppose. In real life I’m entertaining, quite handsome and hung like a horse. Just like here.

Sounds like the author is defining "troll" merely as someone who talks shit to somebody else online. By that definition, we're all trolls.

Most Internet trolls are probably trolls in real life, too

94.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

We often get mistaken for other people.

For example, I frequently get mistaken for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.

Patrick Bateman wrote:We often get mistaken for other people.

For example, I frequently get mistaken for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.

It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and does the exact same thing you do. He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and you also attend the same barber, although you have a slightly better haircut.

Goober McTuber wrote:Makes sense I suppose. In real life I’m entertaining, quite handsome and hung like a horse.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Patrick Bateman wrote:We often get mistaken for other people.

For example, I frequently get mistaken for this dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.

It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and does the exact same thing you do. He also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and you also attend the same barber, although you have a slightly better haircut.

Sucking off your own troll?

Diego in Seattle wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Makes sense I suppose. In real life I’m entertaining, quite handsome and hung like a horse.

Don’t get your hopes up, Diego. We all know you prefer them much, much smaller.

mvscal wrote:

Most Internet trolls are probably trolls in real life, too

94.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

I see what you're doing here.

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