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think Ann Romney stimulates her clitoris with those horse bumps? huh? yeah? yeeeeaaaaah... you betcha.

what?

I can't wait to see your take on the presumptive VP candidate and no bace, LSD did not make you more intelligent.

yeeeaaaahhhhh you KNOW babygirl gets off rubbing her bits against her friend Flicka.

pics or stfu.

War Wagon wrote: LSD did not make you more intelligent.

I would never say that.



LSD will make you more:
--apt to drive around Louisville looking for a Vietnamese place you went to last year but don't remember where it is
--likely to flip out when Jack Nicholson walks in front of you
--scary with super dilated eyes that a girl doesn't want to look at while you're porking her
--likely to reach out to touch some fat guy who is sunburnt and his skin is oscillating between purple and red

Bizzarofelice wrote:scary super dilated eyes

woah, yeah.

So big that when you look in the mirror, you almost fall in. A person should never look in a mirror when doing LSD, trust me on this.

I can add a few things...

Imagine that the walls are breathing
See the music from Close to the Edge come streaming out of some very special speakers
Realize that a spider web is the most interesting thing in the world
Get sunburned as fuck at an outdoor concert and not know it until you see the blisters...oh wait, that was shrooms

FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD...

War Wagon wrote:A person should never look in a mirror when doing LSD, trust me on this.

Especially not while convulsing in one of the most violently cataclysmic spasms of bad burrito ass piss in the history of the Western Hemisphere. Not exactly the vibe you're looking for to set the tone for your trip.

Be careful what you post here. The Jello-Police might be watching. They wear Wallabees so they can sneak up on you very quietly. Your best bet is to post a sentry on the roof to watch for them.

War Wagon wrote:A person should never look in a mirror when doing LSD, trust me on this.

Trust earned.

War Wagon wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:scary super dilated eyes

woah, yeah.

So big that when you look in the mirror, you almost fall in. A person should never look in a mirror when doing LSD, trust me on this.

Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean REALLY looked at your hand?

BSmack wrote:Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean REALLY looked at your hand?

Yes. It was love at first sight.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:Have you ever looked at your hand? I mean REALLY looked at your hand?

Yes. It was love at first sight.

If Michael J Fox leaves his wife and goes off his meds, you know why.

Bizzarofelice wrote:think Ann Romney stimulates her clitoris with those horse bumps? huh? yeah? yeeeeaaaaah... you betcha.

water is wet- not that there's anything wrong with that

A flaming liberal is making fun of Ann Romney. Nothing to see here. :wink:

trev wrote:A flaming liberal is making fun of Ann Romney.

What? Noooooooooo. I am celebrating the fact that a woman found a way to get her rocks off while her man is away without resorting to adultery.

What do you do when the urge hits you?

How do you tell a flaming liberal from a normal liberal?

Mikey wrote:How do you tell a flaming liberal from a normal liberal?

Eco-freindly buttplugs.

Bizzarofelice wrote:

trev wrote:A flaming liberal is making fun of Ann Romney.

What? Noooooooooo. I am celebrating the fact that a woman found a way to get her rocks off while her man is away without resorting to adultery.

What do you do when the urge hits you?

i don't see the problem here. it's not like she's doing a Catherine the Great or something