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Good 'ol Nancy P. She is at the top of my list for most deserving of a cunt punch today.

"WASHINGTON — A Republican-run committee's vote to hold the attorney general in contempt of Congress is part of GOP efforts to suppress votes in the upcoming elections, the top House Democrat said Thursday.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., said the contempt vote against Attorney General Eric Holder was "a shameful display of an abuse of power" by House Republicans. She said it was not a coincidence that Holder is the government official in charge of preventing voter suppression and enforcing civil liberties.

"These very same people who are holding him in contempt are part of a nationwide scheme to suppress the vote" that also involves big donors who are anonymously contributing large sums of money to GOP candidates and causes, she said.

The GOP-run House Oversight Committee voted Wednesday to hold the attorney general in contempt for failing to supply additional documents related to the mishandled "Fast and Furious" gun-running investigation.

Asked about Pelosi's remarks, House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, said, "The American people deserve the truth on what happened in Fast and Furious."

Democrats have complained about states that have enacted more stringent identification requirements for voters, asserting they will discourage minorities from voting.

The Associated Press'

Really? It is just a big fucking conspiracy to suppress voters. My Gawd Bitch, just because you have a pretty good track record of fooling enough dumbshits to keep voting you into congress doesn't mean we are all a bunch of drooling morons from the Gay Area.

I thought it was about getting Holder to quit being such a sniveling pussy and to stand up and be accountable for his actions. The entire "Fast and Furious" program was a stupid idea but I would respect him a bit if he just had the balls to come out and admit that it was dumb and they fucked up. If he would have did that from the beginning this would probably be all in the past. But, no, awww fuck it

She's right. We neocon knuckledraggers want to suppress the vote of those not authorized to vote.

Can someone please explain to me how someone as painfully stupid as Pelosi ever got elected to anything, much less speaker of the house?

smackaholic wrote:She's right. We neocon knuckledraggers want to suppress the vote of those not authorized to vote.

Can someone please explain to me how someone as painfully stupid as Pelosi ever got elected to anything, much less speaker of the house?

Ahh..she is a liberal Dimacrat that panders to the lowest common level of government subsidized voter and helps give free shit away...for starters anyway.

smackaholic wrote: Can someone please explain to me how someone as painfully stupid as Pelosi ever got elected

She hails from the 8th district in California - San Francisco. So in fairness, if there was no Nancy Pelosi there would be someone similar from the 8th that more than likely would be equally deserving of a cunt-punch or a solid kick in the sack.

Count me as one of those horrible people who believe that a person gets one vote and they need to be alive, and a citizen, and vote from where you live. It's on your driver's license.

atomicdad wrote:

smackaholic wrote: Can someone please explain to me how someone as painfully stupid as Pelosi ever got elected

She hails from the 8th district in California - San Francisco. So in fairness, if there was no Nancy Pelosi there would be someone similar from the 8th that more than likely would be equally deserving of a cunt-punch or a solid kick in the sack.

I realize that whomever holds that seat will be a lib, but, I'd expect them to at least be a smart lib. They do exist. That dried up old cunt has to be one of the dumbest members of congress. And that's saying something.

nothing wrong with nancy pelosi that a lamp post and a noose can't cure

smackaholic wrote: I realize that whomever holds that seat will be a lib, but, I'd expect them to at least be a smart lib. They do exist. That dried up old cunt has to be one of the dumbest members of congress. And that's saying something.

Well she continues to get over on you. I guess that explains a lot.

Pelosi was nothing.


Then the right wing media decided to target her as the bane of all existence.


Now she has BODE and the right wing media has BODE and all the obsessors give them power.

Bizzarofelice wrote:Pelosi was nothing.

The House Minority Leader is "nothing?" Just a big nobody with no influence whatsoever?

Yes, you remain a colossal feeb.

atomicdad wrote:stand up and be accountable for his actions

you're right, I wish more people would stand up and be accountable for their actions

how's it feel to be a bigger fucktard than TVO, felix?

Cuda wrote:how's it feel to be a bigger fucktard than TVO, felix?

someone was just requesting people accept responsibility for their actions...

so you're not down with that?

Felix wrote: someone was just requesting people accept responsibility for their actions...

so you're not down with that?

Completely Agree with you there. Can anyone of these fucktards actually stand up and be accountable for their fuckups or be humble in any accomplishments? I doubt it.

Here is the plan:

1) Buy Guns, lots of guns.
2) Forward propositions to limit state and federal government positions to be only part time/term limited volunteer jobs.
3) Put the military along our southern border to forcefully suppress the southern invasion, there is too much crap swag coming up, there are plenty of local grows producing higher quality product.
4) Water Balloons, lots of water balloons. My Gawd it's summer, it is starting to get hot, what is wrong with a well placed water balloon. Fuck your mobile device, slow down, unplug for a moment. If you get pissed at me about wetting your personal communication device just be glad it wasn't a gun.
5) Gangs, fuck them, round them up and put them in a bullet proof arena and sell tickets.
6) Fairs, fuck, keep them away from heavily traveled roadways.
7) Arizona and the people that live there. Fuck You! You fucknutts like to brag about how Flagstaff, Phoenix, Glendale...... Sedona is all so bitchen. Then why don't you stay there from May - September? I'll tell you, because it is a fucking OVEN set at 150 degrees. Why the fuck do you think the government gave the northeast corner of your state to the Navajo Nation :doh:


not much of a plan, so how about another use of the word FUCK.

mvscal wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:Pelosi was nothing.

The House Minority Leader is "nothing?" Just a big nobody with no influence whatsoever?

so you want to beat up a 70 year old woman? you are going to physically assault a grandmother cause she disagrees with you?

no, he wants to beat up a 70 year old grandmother because she's a fucking dumb cunt who's done enourmous damage to our republic and deserves to be dragged behind a car while being Abner Louima'd till she yells "ME NO RIKEY".

Dude, you got her address? You should totally go kick her ass.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dude, you got her address? You should totally go kick her ass.

Here you go, Coods:

235 Cannon H.O.B.
Washington, DC 20515

Now put your money where your fucking mouth is, bitch.

do you live near there, screwey? I could see getting acclimated and doing some warm-up by jolly-stomping you before moving on to tougher game in Crazy Nancy

good idea Coods, you two could meet at a rest stop along I-70 for a jolly session.

Cuda wrote:she's a fucking dumb cunt who's done enourmous damage to our republic

an extra u in enourmous. is this republic you speak of britain?





and what is this enormous damage that the former speaker of the house did?

Oh, please, let this happen…

I could just see Cuda on the side of the road explaining himself to the Indiana State Police after a routine traffic stop why he is carrying an arsenal of sharpened screw drivers and a loaded nail-gun and wearing Pampers like that crazy astronaut chick did down in Florida just so he could “drive straight through”….

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Cuda wrote:she's a fucking dumb cunt who's done enourmous damage to our republic

an extra u in enourmous. is this republic you speak of britain?

I blame Martyred for that. He's becoming a bad influence

and what is this enormous damage that the former speaker of the house did?

are you serious, imo? are you serious?

Cuda wrote: I blame Martyred for that. He's becoming a bad influence

Seriously, you guys can't blame Cuda for this. He's spent far too much time in the Igloo Spin Zone.

On the plus side, he's one of our finest double-secret reverse black-ops* agents.




* No Cuda, this does not mean you are "black"...

Cuda wrote:

and what is this enormous damage that the former speaker of the house did?

are you serious, imo? are you serious?

Of course he is. He's an idiot.

That dumb whore ramrodded a 2,700 page bill through Congress which will cost taxpayers trillions upon trillions without even knowing what was in it. When questioned she had the nerve to suggest that we would have to pass it to find out what was in it....and shitheaded morons like bace just nodded in agreement that that would be a wise thing to do.

Martyred wrote:

Cuda wrote: I blame Martyred for that. He's becoming a bad influence

Seriously, you guys can't blame Cuda for this. He's spent far too much time in the Igloo Spin Zone.

On the plus side, he's one of our finest double-secret reverse black-ops* agents.




* No Cuda, this does not mean you are "black"...

I did not mean that you were a BAD influence, comrade.

More that you're a baaaaaad influence

goddamnright

Cuda wrote: More that you're a baaaaaad influence

When the "Great Cleansing" happens, I would be honoured to name a mass grave dissident workers health spa after you...

THE CUDA VOLUNTARY LABOUR AND RECREATION COMPLEX


Nice ring to it, no?

When the "Great Cleansing" happens, just hand Cooter a soapy sponge, and Biggie, Dinsdale, and other assorted “legends” will have the cleanest nutsacks in the land.

Goober McTuber wrote:...the cleanest nutsacks in the land.

Stop projecting, Goobs.

Martyred wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:...the cleanest nutsacks in the land.

Stop projecting, Goobs.

Van told me to say that.

Actually, Biggie told Cuda who told Screw who told Van who told you to say that. The PMCJN (Private Message Circle Jerk Network) is much bigger than people realize.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The PMCJN (Private Message Circle Jerk Network)

Honestly, the tyranny of the PMCJN is unbearable. This is just like East Germany (...and I mean the bad parts about East Germany, like the bureaucracy and the trans-gendered Olympic athletes, not the good parts of East Germany).

First they came for the KC tards, but I didn't IKYABWAI, so I said nothing...

Martyred wrote: First they came for the KC tards, but I didn't IKYABWAI, so I said nothing...

Then they came for bradhusker but I'm not a mentally disabled, savant level repository of cock knowledge, so I said nothing...

Then they came for the Vans, but I wasn't a know-it-all blowhard longwinded dork, so...

actually, I sent Chuck Norris after the bastards.

Then they came for Wolfman's $15, but I wasn't B_Smack, tell me you knew.