Royal Rant
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:50 pm
Swept by the faggot Cardinals.
:brad:
Just when we needed a starting pitching effort most, who do we get today? Jonathon-Fucking-Sanchez.
I’m sensing a pattern here. Four Royals pitchers have gone down this year with torn UCLs, yet Jonathon Sanchez still toes the slab every five days. There is no God.
Fucker gives up five runs in his first 1 2/3 innings, is relieved in the fifth after giving up his 6th, and has the audacity to tell the Kansas City listening audience how he kept his team in the game while attributing his slow start to “well, that’s just baseball.”
No, Loser, Royal bats kept you in the game.
"Well, that’s just baseball,” has plagued this fucker every single fucking time he’s taken the ball this year.
This is not an isolated incident. This is Jonathon Sanchez every-five-fucking-days. The guy has an ERA even worse than Luke Hochevar, and that takes effort.
Was this guy always such a fuck in San Francisco? It’s clear he wants to be in Kansas City just about as badly as trev does. Dude, if you hate it here so much, take a page from Gil Meche and simply walk away. Do yourself – and us – a favor. NOBODY will hate you for doing so as much as we hate you right now.
Trouble is, the Royals are paying him $5.6 M to be a burning bag of suck. You’d think an arbitration year might prove to be some sort of incentive for even an interested effort, but I’m not convinced the guy even has a pulse.
Christ, pay ME $5.6 M per, and I too could still muster up a 85 mph straight fastball and a mediocre curve that will not break. At least I’d appear to actually CARE about my ass-kicking when asked about it during the post-game. Can we get Melky back? Please? What an abortion of a trade. Die in a fire, Sanchez. Or better yet, blow out your UCL. TIA.[/melt over]
:brad:
Just when we needed a starting pitching effort most, who do we get today? Jonathon-Fucking-Sanchez.
I’m sensing a pattern here. Four Royals pitchers have gone down this year with torn UCLs, yet Jonathon Sanchez still toes the slab every five days. There is no God.
Fucker gives up five runs in his first 1 2/3 innings, is relieved in the fifth after giving up his 6th, and has the audacity to tell the Kansas City listening audience how he kept his team in the game while attributing his slow start to “well, that’s just baseball.”
No, Loser, Royal bats kept you in the game.
"Well, that’s just baseball,” has plagued this fucker every single fucking time he’s taken the ball this year.
This is not an isolated incident. This is Jonathon Sanchez every-five-fucking-days. The guy has an ERA even worse than Luke Hochevar, and that takes effort.
Was this guy always such a fuck in San Francisco? It’s clear he wants to be in Kansas City just about as badly as trev does. Dude, if you hate it here so much, take a page from Gil Meche and simply walk away. Do yourself – and us – a favor. NOBODY will hate you for doing so as much as we hate you right now.
Trouble is, the Royals are paying him $5.6 M to be a burning bag of suck. You’d think an arbitration year might prove to be some sort of incentive for even an interested effort, but I’m not convinced the guy even has a pulse.
Christ, pay ME $5.6 M per, and I too could still muster up a 85 mph straight fastball and a mediocre curve that will not break. At least I’d appear to actually CARE about my ass-kicking when asked about it during the post-game. Can we get Melky back? Please? What an abortion of a trade. Die in a fire, Sanchez. Or better yet, blow out your UCL. TIA.[/melt over]