T1B

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:10 am**

@ :38

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:10 am**

My son is a paramedic and they got a call of a fireworks injury last night, dude managed to hold onto a M 80 and blow off his thumb and a good portion of his right hand. Kid said it was as bad as some shit he saw in Iraq. Stupid morons.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 1:30 am**

"AHGHH!!! Get the water nigga, AHGHHH!!! These mothafuckin bootleg fireworks... Shit!!!"

HAPPY 4th to all of you!

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 2:27 am**

Workin' on it.

After successfully laying waste to Afganistan last year, the progeny have designs on bombing Iran into submission this year.

I've suggested a garden hose, given our current drought.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:51 am**

Happy Birthday, ~~Great Satan~~ my dear American cousins. ~~Get fucked~~ Enjoy this day and have a beer for me.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:30 pm**

Burgers, corn on the cob, and cold Beast Light are at the ready. Not going to any fireworks shows, but expect a few neighbors will be having their own after sunset. How goofy is it for a state that allows you to buy/sell all the fireworks you want, but not to set them off. A lot of lawbreakers tonight.
Life is good!

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:24 pm**

Martyred wrote:

Happy Birthday, ~~Great Satan~~ my dear American cousins. ~~Get fucked~~ Enjoy this day and have a beer for me.

Thanks for the kind, warm-hearted sentiments, Comrade.

Crap. Canada Day was Sunday, and we didn't get you or Phibes anything!

I, for one, am embarrassed by such a slight. With humblest apologies, I'll chase a Sam Adams with a Molson this evening. As well as offer you this token of our endearing friendship (er, we would've sent trev, but she had plans today...):

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:49 pm**

Thanks Tru.

May our half-naked sluts be a beacon of liberty and freedom for the entire world.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:01 pm**

P.S. ~ In the spirit of cross-border cooperation, we would like to assist our American friends with the immigration dilemma they are currently facing on their southern border.

Please send any and all hot Mexican chicks northbound. I will include a sample of what we are seeking:

Please, no fuglies.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:00 pm**

Independence Day is America taking a long slow home run trot with one flap down while staring at the English on the mound.

Suck it England. :bode:

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:06 pm**

Rack all Jeffrey Leonard resets.

Brit hurler would fare better if he'd quit trying to bounce the ball across the dish...

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:09 pm**

Oh, and Marty:

said she'd consider it, as long as she didn't have to wait in line for ~~tortillas~~ bread and health care. I told her you knew people...

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:12 pm**

Today is July 4, 2012, and STILL the District of Columbia doesn't have full Congressional voting rights nor true budget autonomy and oversight. Happy birthday, America. Now fuck off.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:21 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote:Today is July 4, 2012, and STILL the District of Columbia doesn't have full Congressional voting rights nor true budget autonomy and oversight. Happy birthday, America. Now fuck off.

Maybe the rest of the country would give a shit if your town wasn't a cesspool overrun with spear chucking savages and feces flinging monkeys.

Don't get me started on the actual residents.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:23 pm**

R-Jack wrote: Maybe the rest of the country would give a shit if your town wasn't a cesspool overrun with spear chucking savages and feces flinging monkeys.

Don't get me started on the actual residents.

Sorry, I don't live by an Oakland open-air drug market.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:25 pm**

Screw_Michigan wrote:
R-Jack wrote: Maybe the rest of the country would give a shit if your town wasn't a cesspool overrun with spear chucking savages and feces flinging monkeys.

Don't get me started on the actual residents.
Sorry, I don't live by an Oakland open-air drug market.

Reminds me of an all time classic.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:34 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 9:37 pm**

Die in a nail-gun fight, Screwey...

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:12 pm**

I'll see your Lee Greenwood and raise you some Bruce Springsteen, Tru.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:04 pm**

Why don't you go ahead and tell us what some other poster thinks, Scott?

In fact... why don't you tell me what I am thinking right now?

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:29 pm**

I know it's not necessarily a patriotic song, Scott. But I like it and also like the images posted in the clip which most definitely are patriotic.

Posted: **Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:53 pm**

KC Scott wrote:I know I am known for Lifting and Steaming... but what are you?

Epic.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:02 am**

It's the Kansas City way.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:50 am**

War Wagon wrote:I know it's not necessarily a patriotic song, Scott. But I like it and also like the images posted in the clip which most definitely are patriotic.

That makes it even more idiotic, moron.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:14 am**

C'mon bro's...let's dial it back a bit. Things are getting a little heated it seems.

So, what did you all fire up on the grill today? Anyone have a July 4th dinner tradition?

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:09 am**

Burgers--corn on the cob---washed it all down with some cold Beast Light. We are truly blessed to live where we do in this time of history. Life is good.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:23 am**

Fillets on the grill of a boat in Emeryville pounding one Red Tail after another waiting for the fireworks.

No complaints here.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:30 am**

Wolfman wrote:We are truly blessed to live where we do in this time of history.

Yes we are.

Our grandfathers would have given their left nut to be able to flip a switch, pull up a 'channel,' read something another human being wrote, and then type a few lines to have that other human being know that they are a clueless fucktard - all from the comfort of their own living room.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:34 am**

poptart wrote:then type a few lines to have that other human being know that they are a clueless fucktard

:?

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:48 am**

Wolfman wrote:We are truly blessed to live where we do in this time of history. Life is good.

Amen, brother. an attitude of gratitude serves one well.

Just went and saw a ginormously awesome public fireworks display, didn't spend a dime on the stuff this year. I usually waste a shitload of cash on the junk.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:57 am**

Mgo wrote: :?

I'll whip your ass.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:02 am**

Several lawyers would share your opinion.

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:35 am**

Yeah, just walk it off... :|

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