T1B

Sudden Sam wrote: The latest in a long-running series of my boring old dude posts.

Are you taking over for Mikey?

Glad to see you keep your visor down when you ride through the car wash.

Oh, I guess you were in a car then.

I was talking about the visor on your helmet.

You missed this part Sam.

Went for a nice bike ride yesterday afternoon, and unlike every other time, I decided to grab the old POS camera I don't care about (not sure it does a full megapixel), with the sole intention to take pics of hot chicks in bikinis at Kelley Point (where the Willamette meets the Columbia) for the enjoyment of my T1B bretheren.

What a miserable failure it was.

Don't get me wrong -- there were some serious nuggets on display... just that the beaches are so narrow, blocked from the path by bushes/trees, it was very hard to do without going all creepy in a crowded park, which could have likely led to a beating being visited upon my visage.

I guess I need some pointers from Sam on how to snap anonymous hottie pics without ending up on the sex offender registry.

As it was, a got a somewhat blurry pic of a big ship going up the river, and some cool rock carving thingies... not quite what I was hoping for.

Still trying to get used to the iPhone camera.

I always seem to get pictures of my feet, the sky, the inside of my pocket, and my steering wheel that I don't remember taking.

Mikey wrote:Still trying to get used to the iPhone camera.

I always seem to get pictures of my feet, the sky, the inside of my pocket, and my steering wheel that I don't remember taking.

Any idiot who buys Apple products gets exactly what they deserve.

Sincerely,

Goober McTuber wrote:

Mikey wrote:Still trying to get used to the iPhone camera.

I always seem to get pictures of my feet, the sky, the inside of my pocket, and my steering wheel that I don't remember taking.

Any idiot who buys Apple products gets exactly what they deserve.

Sincerely,

Actually, it belongs to my employer.

Just bought the wife a new Samsung Galaxy.

:|

Sam is this you??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13cS7oQw ... detailpage[/youtube]

Dinsdale wrote:I guess I need some pointers from Sam on how to snap anonymous hottie pics without ending up on the sex offender registry.

That the reason to get a good smartphone. They have better cameras than what you were working with and you can get closer to the whores to snap the pic, under the guise of being a douche that constantly checks his texts and e-mail on the beach.

Plus if they are rubbing suntan lotion on each other, you can seamlessly click video.

Then if all else fails, check out some porn on your phone.