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1) Why is anyone asking illegals about their opinion on immigration? Sorry Jose, you don't get a say in the decision process. Citizens will decide this one way or another.


2) Why are minorities some of the most racist people around? Mexicans, blacks, Asians, none can stand the other and is far more racist than whitey?


3) Why can I print my boarding pass at home or from a kiosk, but I have to talk to Cindy to get a bag tag? TSA, get with the times and other advanced countries.
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Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from the toilet seat.
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My Friday thought:

It's Friday. Lighten up.
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4. Go fuck yourselves.
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Where is the nearest bar?
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Go Coogs' wrote:Where is the nearest bar?
I suppose that would depend on whether you were at apogee or perigee in your orbit around the Missus.
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mvscal wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:Where is the nearest bar?
I suppose that would depend on whether you were at apogee or perigee in your orbit around the Missus.
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Toddowen wrote:
and then there's a guy who is more than likely suicidal over his scraping out something like 150 thousand dollars worth of work in just this week alone.


But me? Just shaking my head, glad to have made it through this day and see it gone.
What kind of a moronic outfit do you work for? Most places would bust a cap into the dude for fucking up 1/4 of that value in work. Why would he go postal on his own dome when the place is stupid enough to keep idiots like that around..

As far as drunk drivers go, one of my boys is a fireman and one a ambulance paramedic..they have rolled on 3 wrecks in the last 2 days with drunk drivers involved, and 2 were hospital transports and one trauma entry..and none of them were the drunk drivers, just their victims.
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