T1B

So I am informed.


Can you see it?





London 2012




Once I could, I was like, "Yeah, maybe."

Even if it's not a blowjob, it's a pretty damn funky logo if you ask me.


Z I O N is supposedly also spelled - and I know LTARD is already going apoplectic over it.


A lot of 'Illuminati' chatter over the 2012 games, which I won't get into because KC Scott's head would explode.
Maybe Moby Dick, Tom in Va (if he wasn't run) and some others have heard it.

I'm not here to discuss those thing, no.

Only the blowjob logo part, because I know that's a very good fit for all the heathens and degenerates in here.

Jsc810 wrote:Christians don't get blowjobs?

Now we know why they're so uptight.

According to resident theologian mvscal, the man on man variety is sacred liturgical ritual in that belief system.

I believe he pointed out a reading of the derivation of the word benediction, or blessing at the end of service, aka "happy ending."

From the Latin bene or good + the Greek dicktigronos or swollen man missile, benedictions are integral to the consummation of the worship process.

Further, he elaborated by quoting some scripture or other. I think it was from the Book of Zappa, Yo Cats verse five:


Your salvation could take a thud
Unless you kneel and scarf His pud
And when Miracles come rolling in
You can wipe your lips and flash a grin
That tells novice nun to high prelate
That you enjoyed what you just ate


Something like that.



velocet

velocet wrote:

Jsc810 wrote:Christians don't get blowjobs?

from the Book of Zappa

Catholic Girls 2:7-11

There's nothing like a Catholic girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow...
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic boys!

poptart wrote:So I am informed.

Did one of your crackpot Christer friends from Dearborn turn you on to this?

Smackie Chan wrote:There's nothing like a Catholic girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow...
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic boys!

I've no doubt your knowledge of the Book Of Zappa far exceeds mine. Rack!
(I've only heard the album yo cats is on and Uncle Meat)

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Huh. Well, S_C, S_M and I in one thread like this can only mean...







D.C. clones reprezentin' !



velocet

velocet wrote:

D.C. clones reprezentin' !

RACK! Where you live or where you from? "North Columbia Heights" on my end.

Screw_Michigan wrote:RACK! Where you live or where you from? "North Columbia Heights" on my end.

Monkey County, I thought I told you that.

As for North Columbia Heights... never heard of it. Damn.





velocet

velocet wrote:
Monkey County, I thought I told you that.

As for North Columbia Heights... never heard of it. Damn.

Sorry, I forget. Petworth would also be accurate.

Memo to Vel:

Post w-a-a-a-y more, read less. Welcome home, friendo...

velocet wrote:

Huh. Well, S_C, S_M and I in one thread like this can only mean...


D.C. clones reprezentin' !


velocet

Now, if only HBJ would make an appearance...

Mikey wrote:Now, if only HBJ would make an appearance...

More Tom would definitely be a good thing. Pity pops ran him...

Screw_Michigan wrote:Petworth...

For a long time there wasn't a lot I wanted to explore along the Georgia avenue corridor north of Howard U. But I hear and read that the joint is picking up some, just like parts of southeast.

But you know, I've noticed that with all the fun news you can use about the local politics lately, (mayoral scandal, council member resigning for embezzlement, your homie Barry goin' off Asians again and again...) where's the campaign for D.C. Statehood right now? This would be a great time to discuss the merits of that in the media, right?

Truman wrote:Memo to Vel:

Post w-a-a-a-y more, read less. Welcome home, friendo...

Look fucker, I'll tell you this once. Back in the day I recall seeing your nic exclusively in the TNW NFL forum. I thought for the longest time that it was a shame you didn't rumble with the rest of us in Smack Chat, mofo.

Fast forward to nowadays, and I see you in here throwing down left and right and you've exceeded my expectations, which I didn't think possible. So not only was I right about your status as a top flight smacker, I was extra right.

Fact is, you and the others posting regularly on this board have things well in hand on the smack front, asshole. No need for me to chime in.

Except to stop by and pad my burgeoning post total by RAAAAAAAACKINg the fuck outta this board.


The lot of you have probably lost sight of how good you are at this. There are posts that I think go by the wayside here, throwaway lines in your reckoning, that are better'n they get credit for.

Time away gives perspective on these matters.

Mikey wrote:

velocet wrote:

Huh. Well, S_C, S_M and I in one thread like this can only mean...


D.C. clones reprezentin' !


velocet

Now, if only HBJ would make an appearance...

What's up man!

That would be cool. I didn't mean to leave him out. But besides, SM, SC and I have yet to fight over who is who in the pic.





velocet

What we've got here is an unconscious but accurate depiction of the great tradition of the Olympics dutifully blowing the network (Nothing But Crap) which is about to spoon feed us the games--deciding just who is America's sweetheart or pot-free cowboy hero. Ready for lots of women's rowing, diving, boxing, and pole-vaulting? How about women's wrestling ? Where Guy Faulks when we need him?

Isn't there always a shit-ton of fucking that goes on in Olympic Village ever four years? Maybe that's the symbolism.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Where Guy Faulks when we need him?

It's Guy Fawkes, for one... an 's' belongs on the end of Where...

You must be posting in a huge hurry, slick. Who cares, good to see you around.




velocet

velocet wrote:Fact is, you and the others posting regularly on this board have things well in hand on the smack front, asshole. No need for me to chime in.

Disagree. Folks like YOU make this Board better.

T1B is the best read of any of the Rome spawn. It's home. I could go 40 posters deep and easily validate my take. Yes, the return of a Luther or a Biggie or even a BBQ Jones would make this shithole that much more awsome sauce, but it's pretty fuckin' good regardless.

Still. Your presence makes us better, vel. Post more, read less. 'Sayin'.

velocet wrote: But you know, I've noticed that with all the fun news you can use about the local politics lately, (mayoral scandal, council member resigning for embezzlement, your homie Barry goin' off Asians again and again...) where's the campaign for D.C. Statehood right now? This would be a great time to discuss the merits of that in the media, right?

While your take is funny, basic human rights is always worth discussing in the press.

velocet wrote:According to resident theologian mvscal, the man on man variety is sacred liturgical ritual in that belief system.

Absolutely. It is now, and throughout the history of the Church, commonplace for young boys to receive their communion "on tap." That is not particularly surprising given the Greek origins of the Church and Jesus' own overt homosexuality.

Oh and, yes, the logo is a blowjob.

mvscal wrote: ...and throughout the history of the Church, commonplace for young boys to receive their communion "on tap."

I think that squealing sound was Diego laying a patch of rubber on the way to the seminary...

:o

Truman wrote:BBQ Jones

my dear friend. Piggie no longer in the picture. black stepfather in Arizona asking to be called "Dad" when he should be called "Coltrane". new hot nurse in his life.

miss mah homie

mvscal wrote:Oh and, yes, the logo is a blowjob.

There...

Now even the galley-deck dullards among us can recognize a blowjob when they see it.

thanks pop.

this galley deck dullard wasn't seeing it until your assistance.

i did get the ZION thing though.

Smackie Chan wrote:

velocet wrote:

Jsc810 wrote:Christians don't get blowjobs?

from the Book of Zappa

Catholic Girls 2:7-11

There's nothing like a Catholic girl
At the CYO
When they learn to blow...
They're learning to blow
All the Catholic boys!

war joe's garage, btw

Papa Willie wrote:

Truman wrote:

velocet wrote:Fact is, you and the others posting regularly on this board have things well in hand on the smack front, asshole. No need for me to chime in.

Disagree. Folks like YOU make this Board better.

T1B is the best read of any of the Rome spawn. It's home. I could go 40 posters deep and easily validate my take. Yes, the return of a Luther or a Biggie or even a BBQ Jones would make this shithole that much more awsome sauce, but it's pretty fuckin' good regardless.

Still. Your presence makes us better, vel. Post more, read less. 'Sayin'.

I've just had a Luther sighting. I told him he needs to come here. NOW.

I thought he was runnd. Damn old farts are good for nuthin' anyway.

Papa Willie wrote:I've just had a Luther sighting. I told him he needs to come here. NOW.

Luther was run.