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Sudden Sam wrote:And he didn't like blacks.

That's why he tutored them regularly, I guess.

This guy is doomed.

Maybe he should be...maybe not. But he's a goner.

I was re-reading the Book of Job recently and "doomed" and "goner" in this case are hyperbole relative to the deal Job got. Still, there are parallels unmistakeable and even though I'm nowhere near being a thumpin' Christer, I can easily see how words of solace on the Biblical tip from a certain PopeTart would be of great benefit to the state of mind of Zimmy.

Yes, PopeTart could provide some wise messages to the sufferin' fella... what the fuck would you say to Zim? Nothing more than point out the obvious as you did above: "yer dooooomed!" and "yer a goner!"

Yeah, you're a veritable Fount of Wisdom. Sure. And yet one of those people you so assuredly decry as just crazy could do far more for the wrecked mind of another than your sorry no-account ass could EVER achieve. And I should mention that a PopeTart, by dint of superior ethical grounding in theory and practice AND fucking vigilance would actually be more inclined to give succor to the wretched than your fuckwittedness could possibly intend in the first place.

Zims:Aw fuck! What the hell happened to my life?

Sukken Sam: uh guh yer a goner and doomed. I gon go ride mah mo'cycle guh...

Fuck off, twat-o.

I'm not pressed at all by the likes of felix, the Commie Cousins, 88... these guys don't present their point of view with the same precious perfect mix of asshole and retard that "inform" your posts regarding things and persons religious.


I leave for the Holy Land tomorrow. When I get back I'll be happy to tell you more about yourself.



velocet

Maybe it should have been...he's a Gomer?

Never thought I'd see the day when velo ripped kind, genial Sam, of all people.

So, in honor of Sam's Bama kinship...



"Life is like a box of chocolates...."

I think he'll be acquitted once everything comes out in the trial.

Sudden Sam wrote:I'm assuming velo misinterpreted something in my post.

I'm assuming dude is taking some cuts with the smackbat.

velocet wrote:

I leave for the Holy Land tomorrow.

here's some traveling music





you be safe now, god knows there are a boatload of non-christian religious nutjobs over there

Van wrote:Never thought I'd see the day when velo ripped kind, genial Sam, of all people.

So, in honor of Sam's Bama kinship...



"Life is like a box of chocolates...."

Was he ripping Sam or poptard? Or bong hits?

Considering he quoted Sam and included "you" over and over in his condemnations, I'd say it's fairly obvious that velo was ripping Sam, not pop. Bong hits were possibly being ripped as well.

Van wrote:Considering he quoted Sam and included "you" over and over in his condemnations, I'd say it's fairly obvious that velo was ripping Sam, not pop. Bong hits were possibly being ripped as well.

I guess all the PopeTart references threw me off.

Either that, or you too are just totally baked.

Mikey wrote:Maybe it should have been...he's a Gomer?

i can rack that

Velo is plastered, which may be typical, I forget. As for Watch Captain, giving cavity searches to a ten-year-old won't play well in the slammer, regardless of Geraldo's indignant protests.

And how old was he when this alleged "molestation" occured?

The cavity searches allegedly continued for several years--until he was a teenager. But keep on defending him, it suits you.

Allegedly...

Again, what was the age difference between these two?

Yeah, and how was she dressed?

If she was wearing some sexy flannel PJs she was just inviting it. And he was prolly just standing his ground.

Of course she was a "hootchie"--and Watch Captain needed to know there wasn't any drugs or pro-Castro literature down there hidden. Geraldo's all over it, don't worry. Seriously, this woman will be smeared as quickly as you can say "Sununu" three times while looking in a mirror.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Seriously, this woman will be smeared as quickly as you can say "Sununu" three times while looking in a mirror.

Unlikely she'll ever see a courtroom, depending on FLA's "prior bad acts" laws.

LTS TRN 2 wrote: Seriously, this woman will be smeared as quickly as you can say "Sununu" three times while looking in a mirror.

Actually she will simply be ignored as totally irrelevant.

If there is anything good about Florida, I've yet to find it. Cesspool.

trev wrote:If there is anything good about Florida, I've yet to find it. Cesspool.

You obviously haven't looked hard enough...

I can find better here. Guess I'm spoiled.

Maybe so, but not very often, and you can't deny that she is certainly a good thing about Florida.

haha

Nice job, velo!

He's a weird one, he's always done that. He's just about to knock you sideways, but something comes up. You'll forget about it, then he'll re-appear in two years and say he'll knock you sideways but something came up.

Take velo's post for what it is, Samuel.

He went back to our smack roots - and that will always play well.

He's also obviously been keen to your lame act of repeatedly denigrating Christians (and the message of Christ) without putting any substance into your posts at all.

I wholeheartedly disagree with the positions Felix, Van, 88, Smackie (and others) take when speaking out against the Bible, but at least I can respect the fact that they do put some thought into their keyboard.


Yes, I would certainly have something worthwhile to pass along to Mr. Zimmerman.

You, you would just pass more death along to the man, imo.

:wink:

Sudden Sam wrote:
As far as Zimmerman's plight, the guy can't possibly win. He's going to prison whether he did wrong or not. He has to. Witnessing to him about a savior isn't going to do him a lick of good. He needs to suck it up and prepare for a long stretch in stripes.

I wasn't aware that his trial was going to be moved from FL? All his defense team needs is one juror who thinks he acted within the stand your ground law. Shouldn't be difficult in FL.

Left Seater wrote:All his defense team needs is one juror who thinks he acted within the stand your ground law.

Zimmerman's story makes it plain old self defense. You can't very well retreat when you're flat on your back.

Sam wrote:Do you really believe you are superior to me inasfar as ethical grounding in theory and practice ?

What is that, Sam, some new type of Iranian hashish or some such?

:P

mvscal wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote: Seriously, this woman will be smeared as quickly as you can say "Sununu" three times while looking in a mirror.

Actually she will simply be ignored as totally irrelevant.

You mean like the $6.8 Billion that just vanished in Iraq? Like the black boxes supposedly recovered from the (fake) pentagon attack?

Yep, you did, and it just sort of stabbed me in the eyeball. That is one funky-looking word. Knowing it was you who did it, I was kinda shocked.

The problem is, wiki ain't a dictionary. Some knucklehead sent that in and they posted it. Checking merriam-webster, dictionary.com, yourdictionary.com, nope.

"No word found."

"No listing found."

"Are you sure you don't mean insofar?"

Van wrote:The problem is, wiki ain't a dictionary.

Well, it kinda is inasfar as it includes extra-calendary as a word.

It doesn't seem to show up in any "legitimate" online dictionaries
but I do believe it was used on film at least once by Ron Jeremy, claiming "I'm inasfar as I'm going."

C'mon, it's just a hillbilly mangling of "in so far as"--as in "In so far as my young female cousin looked suspicious, I felt multiple cavity searches were necessary for about eight years, and then in so far has I have a tiny pecker and a fat stupid wife and nothing whatsoever going on in my pitiful existence, I got a gun and started strutting around nearby gated communities like some self-appointed fascist cop, and in so far as some black kid was strolling through the rain wearing a hoodie I took it upon myself to hassle him, insult him--and when he started to easily kick my butterball ass, I shot him right in the chest. And in so far as my dad is MOT, and Hannity is an absolute AIPAC puppet, I'm not only going to walk, but get a book deal."

Clear enough for any non-English majors?

In so far as it was "God's Will," butterball Watch Captain is officially running like a bunny--and doing a very bad job.

LTS TRN 2 wrote: I have a tiny pecker and a fat stupid wife and nothing whatsoever going on in my pitiful existence, I got a gun and started strutting around nearby gated communities like some self-appointed fascist cop

This is a cultural phenomena I've personally encountered.

True story:

I was at the beautiful Marriot Hotel in Saratoga Springs for a holiday two years ago when suddenly, I had to go to McDonalds for lunch. I left the lobby and walked out the door and saw a helicopter landed in the parking lot, apparently someone at the hotel was sick and being airlifted out.

All the exits to the hotel parking lot were instantly blocked by volunteer fat people in pick-up trucks.

- 'Sorry can't go through, helicopter is taking off'.

- 'But I'm going for lunch. The helicopter is miles away. I won't crash into it'.

- Sorry. Have to wait'.

This happened at every road out. These people just appear out of nowhere, uncalled, at the drop of a hat.

The End

When you're staying at a beautiful Marriot hotel, why would you ever "suddenly have to" go to McDonald's for lunch?

And geez, people...

insofar in-so-far adv.

: to such an extent

One word. Not 'in so far.' It's 'insofar,' as in "Insofar as Phibes ever suddenly having to go to lunch at a shithole that's nearly always surrounded by better shitholes, well, he must have been seriously jonesing for a McRib."

I could see it from my window and I was hung over. If you drank, you'd understand, trust me.

I drink heavily, and I don't understand.

When I'm hungover (sup particularly intense example today), the thought of a McSyrupofIpecac makes me want to swear off food forever.