T1B

It appears we've had some new folks register over the past few days. From the registration and statistical analysis it also appears that these folks are genuine newbies. So I'd just like to take this moment to say...




...to all the new posters!

Feel free to "jump into the fray" (LOL!) but also kindly stop in here and tell us a little bit about yourself. We are KIND, UNDERSTANDING and TOLERANT people.

trev, be a dear and fetch some delicious chocolate chip cookies for our new friends. Right out of the oven!



I hope you guys (and gals) will enjoy your time here. I certainly know we'll enjoy having you.

Look around, Jsc. It's already begun.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
trev, be a dear and fetch some delicious chocolate chip cookies for our new friends. Right out of the oven!

Wait...that's trev?



~gulp~

I hope mvscal sews them all up human centipede style and throws them a gallon of Cuda's AIDS infested throat yogurt....................I mean welcome.

Martyred wrote:Wait...that's trev?

The age indicates no. The squatting position suggests...maybe.

And the fact that she's even cooking at all?

That's not very nice. trev prepares a wonderful Kugel.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:trev prepares a wonderful Kugel.

Vagina exercises?

:|

Well, newish. I've been around the planet for a while. Too informed to vote Republican and too fabulous to be brought down by people who think WalMart is THE destination for food and fashion. Thanks for the welcome, but if you really wanted to host a welcome party the Grey Goose and OJ would be set up right at the entrance.

Fabulous indeed.

cackles.

BetterThanYou wrote:Well, newish. I've been around the planet for a while. Too informed to vote Republican and too fabulous to be brought down by people who think WalMart is THE destination for food and fashion.

Pros: I kinda agree with what he said.

Cons: He kinda sounded like a faggot saying it.

Welcome to the Jungle.

Chocolate chip oatmeal.

BetterThanYou wrote:Too informed to vote Republican and too fabulous to be brought down by people who think WalMart is THE destination for food and fashion.

'Round these parts, those two factions are pretty much one and the same.

But then you'll be making the acqaintance of one War P. Wagon soon enough on your own. When you feel yourself suddenly becoming engulfed by a fetid mist of WD-40, stale corndogs, beer-stained Foghat cassettes and unshakable, unrelenting, unthinking brain-queefery, you'll know it is T1B's long-cherished Patron Saint of Obdurate Thickness who approaches.

Just wave an old Dale Earnhardt pennant in his general direction and you should make it through the ordeal relatively unscathed.

Consider yourself duly warned. Oh, and watch out for that mvscal guy. You don't have a hot, lonely daughter do you, or even a meh one?

Or compliment him on his buying of Canadian built American products.

trev wrote:Welcome to the Jungle.

Chocolate chip oatmeal.

If you knew how to bake those, I'd be proud of you. ~smooches~

Legit newbies here and not more tired shit trolls that had to sign up to post attacks against those that have beaten the living shit outta their regular "run off the board" nics??? Cool with me. I'll watch and wait...

BetterThanYou is legit. Why he's better than us, though, he should explain.

AP, I've been baking cookies since before you were wearing panties. I know what I'm doing.

Nothing wrong with greyhounds. I had two the other night at the steakhouse.

trev wrote:AP, I've been baking cookies since before you were wearing panties. I know what I'm doing.

I'm sure you have... with those green leaves mixed in. ~smooches~

R-Jack wrote: Cons: He kinda sounded like a faggot saying it.

Hey Jack. its been my experience that guys who do the gay jokes first want nothing more than some long thick uncut man meat buried deep inside of them. If you want a date just ask. Two possible answers, yes, or no. But acting all shy about it will just get you ignored.

OMG LOL!!

IKYABWAI?

Yeah, you should meet War Wagon.

Van wrote:
Just wave an old Dale Earnhardt pennant in his general direction and you should make it through the ordeal relatively unscathed.

Dale Ernhardt? I never worry about people who watch TV for cats. Besides, every guy I ever knew named Dale was a total bottom. As far as daughters go, I have none. Considering some of the comments I've read speak to a family tree that has no branches whatever, i got the feeling his own daughter/sister/mother/aunts as well as a few squirrels havfe more to fear from him than I do.

You don't need to worry about Wags. He'll worry about you enough for the both of you.

Wow! To be friggn' new again and I didn't even need to dunked under water this time! Hot damn!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BetterThanYou is legit.

Who gives a fuck? He sucks dog balls.

some guy walks into the room, declares they are BetterThanYou and then starts dropping Walmart smack and I'm supposed to believe this isn't Vans' troll?

By the way Van, I cook almost every night. Tonight:



With white rice.

It turned out tender and flavorful.

War Wagon wrote:some guy walks into the room, declares they are BetterThanYou and then starts dropping Walmart smack and I'm supposed to believe this isn't Vans' troll?

Aren't Van's tacky shoes they sell at the Dollar Store? I loathe WalMart- its where the slack jawed yokels go to get their information from the only real news in this nation; "The WalMart Post" see also News of the World.

BetterThanYou wrote: Aren't Van's tacky shoes they sell at the Dollar Store? I loathe WalMart- its where the slack jawed yokels go to get their information from the only real news in this nation; "The WalMart Post" see also News of the World.

Alright, dude. That's the fifth time in eight posts you've referenced Wal-Mart. Time for some new material or time to get fucked.

BetterThanYou wrote: Aren't Van's tacky shoes they sell at the Dollar Store? I loathe WalMart- its where the slack jawed yokels go to get their information from the only real news in this nation; "The WalMart Post" see also News of the World.

I have no idea where Van buys his shoes, I doubt he even has a use for shoes. He's a sandals/thongs kinda' guy. I doubt he even owns a pair of socks.

Then again, it wouldn't surprise if he wears socks with his sandals.

War Wagon wrote:some guy walks into the room, declares they are BetterThanYou and then starts dropping Walmart smack and I'm supposed to believe this isn't Vans' troll?

You would, yes, if you weren't a moron. I don't troll. Ever. Not once. Not then, not now, not in the future.

Also, here's a little newsflash for you...

Dropping Walmart smack is hardly uncommon. See, most people recognize Walmart for what it is, which is why there are countless websites devoted solely to the subject of smacking Walmart shoppers.

War Wagon wrote:I have no idea where Van buys his shoes, I doubt he even has a use for shoes. He's a sandals/thongs kinda' guy. I doubt he even owns a pair of socks.

Then again, it wouldn't surprise if he wears socks with his sandals.

don't be hating on my Birkenstocks and handcrafted thermal booties, yo.

trev wrote:By the way Van, I cook almost every night.

And here I thought the only time you entered the kitchen was to pick up the phone and make dinner reservations.

I stand corrected, and offer my sincerest apologies. trev, you are truly a never-ending, multi-faceted object of love.

mvscal wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:BetterThanYou is legit.

Who gives a fuck? He sucks dog balls.

Did you get any punch and cookies?

This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.

Atomic Punk wrote:This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.

wrong
yes i have proof
which is in the pudding
and no you can't have any

ps: i spiked the punch

Atomic Punk wrote:This is that Stucknut poster that got run off the board in that Smackoff.

:doh:

Just...unbelievable.

Van wrote:most people recognize Walmart for what it is

and what would that be?

I recognize it as the place I shop to get the most for my money, despite fighting crowds of people who go there for the same thing.

But Van is too special to shop there with his disabilty check?