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Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:29 pm
by Sirfindafold

There's a little music left on that old fiddle.
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Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:52 pm
by Goober McTuber
Shit thread alert.
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:57 pm
by smackaholic
Is that Sarah or the Progressive Insurance chick?
Either way, I'd hit it.
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:36 pm
by Bucmonkey
Dick Cheney approves of this message.
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:29 pm
by R-Jack
I'm wondering why she's speaking in a Superman t-shirt and platform "Glen Rice me" sandals. There has to be some sort of reasoning.
It's like when someone is talking loud on their cell phone in public, letting everyone in his/her conversation with giving them the courtesy of context. They some insanely random shit and you are left pondering all day what in the fuck that conversation could have been about.
Palin in that getup is the equivalent of that bitch yesterday that blurted out "I didn't have enough money for milk and grease, so I just bought the grease."
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:50 pm
by Van
Notice the acoustic guitars, the old 335, the stage monitor, the sheet music stand, and the mics? Oh, and the bigass fucking truck tire that's inexplicably perched shoulder high just offstage?
She's wearing Cornpone Slut Gear because she's obviously speaking at a country music jamboree.
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:23 am
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Looks like the right knee of her pants are worn as well.
What a good little slut she is....
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:27 am
by Bizzarofelice
she's doing ads for sara steelman here in missouri. but instead of calling her steelman she keeps calling her stillman. without stopping.
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:27 am
by War Wagon
She was at a campaign event for Sarah Steelman just outside KC serving BBQ. Steelman is the bitch who wants to replace that other bitch, Claire McCaskill, in the U.S. Senate.
So I voted for her among 2 other candidates but no matter which dog wins this primary race, they're going to beat Claire in November.
Sarah Steelman is pretty fuckable as well.
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:40 am
by War Wagon
Tea party whack jobs?
Did you even bother to vote today?
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:48 am
by mvscal
Need to get your jerk on?
Why? Are you offering to jerk me off?
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:22 am
by Felix
Van wrote:Notice the old 335
you'd think they could at least afford a low end Gibson ES335
like this instead of an Epiphone
I've been to "jamborees" like that and it simply screams "shit kicker"
just noticed Steelman got beat, so I guess that breaks palins streak of endorsing winning candidates.....
how anybody could take her seriously dressed in a superman t-shirt, oversized belt buckle and way too large bracelet is beyond me....the CFMP shoes send it over the top...
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:51 am
by Screw_Michigan
Felix wrote:
how anybody could take her seriously
People take her seriously?
Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:36 pm
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:Is that Sarah or the Progressive Insurance chick?
Either way, I'd hit it.
This is hittable in your book? You mean with a bag of topsoil?

Re: Need to get your jerk on?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:00 pm
by Van
Felix wrote:you'd think they could at least afford a low end Gibson ES335
like this instead of an Epiphone
Good catch. Didn't even notice the script 'e' on the pickguard.
how anybody could take her seriously dressed in a superman t-shirt, oversized belt buckle and way too large bracelet is beyond me....the CFMP shoes send it over the top...
I suppose if you're trying to compete with twenty-something pussy you dress like twenty-something pussy.