T1B

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:22 pm**

We can continue to hold high the standard of righteousness and we can vote for candidates who best reflect our values. There are no perfect candidates, but we are a nation of laws so we must elect the best available lawmakers to govern us and hold them accountable.

This is spot on btw, and something Christians are quite committed too.

Must drive Jsc bonkers, knowing all these idiotic thumpers actually vote.

I voted today in Missouri primaries today, gonna' boot that bitch McCaskill from the Senate in November guaranfuckingteed.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:40 pm**

Jsc810 wrote:What a stupid fucking dumbass.

Lighten up. That's just Wags being Wags.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:58 pm**

Yet another Thumper loon wrote:I believe the United States of America was birthed by the God of the Bible primarily for the purpose of advancing the gospel of Jesus Christ both here and around the world unlike any other country in history.

Is there no limit to this shameless idiocy? Seriously, do these whack jobs even realize that when they hit 'submit' other people become privy to their spectacularly imbecilic thoughts?

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:06 pm**

Is America worth saving from self-destruction?

Nope. As presently constituted, I couldn't be bothered to piss on this stupid, fucked up country if it was on fire.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:07 pm**

Oh, stop it with your spluttering outrage.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:37 pm**

88 wrote:The truth is, that when this shitbox finally goes bankrupt, the haves will be just fine. And the have nots will be fucked even harder. The haves will either leave this joint for greener pastures, or buy protection from the dictator/authoritarian who takes over. And the have nots will simply get kicked in the nads so hard they will long for the day when those not paying their "fair share" were paying for their food/shelter/education/healthcare/retirement/cellular phone/travel/extended unemployment/welfare. But there won't be invasions by foreign armies. And there won't be roving gangs of thugs and lawlessness beyond what we typically see in places like Chicago. There will only be an overall loss of freedom and a serious decline in our standard of living. But you can be certain that the ruling junta will remind us every day that we are better off now that everyone (except the elites, of course) has the same shitty lot in life.

Butbutbut.....will the gays get to swap rings? This is important stuff.

~jsc~

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:56 pm**

88 wrote:The truth is, that when this shitbox finally goes bankrupt, the haves will be just fine. And the have nots will be fucked even harder. The haves will either leave this joint for greener pastures, or buy protection from the dictator/authoritarian who takes over. And the have nots will simply get kicked in the nads so hard they will long for the day when those not paying their "fair share" were paying for their food/shelter/education/healthcare/retirement/cellular phone/travel/extended unemployment/welfare. But there won't be invasions by foreign armies. And there won't be roving gangs of thugs and lawlessness beyond what we typically see in places like Chicago. There will only be an overall loss of freedom and a serious decline in our standard of living. But you can be certain that the ruling junta will remind us every day that we are better off now that everyone (except the elites, of course) has the same shitty lot in life.

Or at least you hope so.

Sounds a lot like "let them eat cake" to me. And you know how that went.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:18 pm**

88 wrote:Who will fuck with the former USA?

We will, of course. We have always been our own worst enemy. The Federal govt will collapse, the country will be balkanized and there will be civil wars. They will be especially bitter and bloody in the western states as they battle for water rights.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:39 pm**

mvscal wrote:
88 wrote:Who will fuck with the former USA?
We will, of course. We have always been our own worst enemy. The Federal govt will collapse, the country will be balkanized and there will be civil wars. They will be especially bitter and bloody in the western states as they battle for water rights.

That will certainly be an issue, among others especially for places like CA that needs the water and has damn near no power generation or refining capabilities.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:05 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:
mvscal wrote:
88 wrote:Who will fuck with the former USA?
We will, of course. We have always been our own worst enemy. The Federal govt will collapse, the country will be balkanized and there will be civil wars. They will be especially bitter and bloody in the western states as they battle for water rights.
The SEC will remain on top.

Just like in the last civil war, eh?

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:17 pm**

Left Seater wrote: places like CA that has damn near no power generation or refining capabilities.

Where are you getting your information?

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:36 pm**

Left Seater wrote:
mvscal wrote:
88 wrote:Who will fuck with the former USA?
We will, of course. We have always been our own worst enemy. The Federal govt will collapse, the country will be balkanized and there will be civil wars. They will be especially bitter and bloody in the western states as they battle for water rights.

That will certainly be an issue, among others especially for places like CA that needs the water and has damn near no power generation or refining capabilities.

You are being a dumbfuck.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:43 pm**

Mikey wrote:
Left Seater wrote: places like CA that has damn near no power generation or refining capabilities.
Where are you getting your information?

Agreed. California has the third largest refining capacity in the country behind Louisiana and Texas. Texas refines as much or more as Louisiana and California combined but there is a huge drop off after the top three.

California would do just fine on its own in a SHTF scenario. We've got plenty of natural resources of all types.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:48 pm**

Can I have Buffalo then? You're not using it anyway and I promise I'll take care of it.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 9:51 pm**

mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Left Seater wrote: places like CA that has damn near no power generation or refining capabilities.
Where are you getting your information?
Agreed. California has the third largest refining capacity in the country behind Louisiana and Texas. Texas refines as much or more as Louisiana and California combined but there is a huge drop off after the top three.

California would do just fine on its own in a SHTF scenario. We've got plenty of natural resources of all types.

#2 behind Texas (of course) in generating capacity as well.

We produce a lot more almonds and pistachios, though.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:04 pm**

88 wrote:
mvscal wrote:
88 wrote:Who will fuck with the former USA?
We will, of course. We have always been our own worst enemy. The Federal govt will collapse, the country will be balkanized and there will be civil wars. They will be especially bitter and bloody in the western states as they battle for water rights.
I think you are forgetting the sheep-like mentality of most people. Americans do not have the stomach for civil war (we like foreign wars much better). The People will take whatever is dished up to them as the new best great thing. Phibes should be nervous, though. If the former US gets a full fledged military junta fired up, and one of you Cannucks gives us a funny look, there will be an invasion.

What do you mean? All of their looks are funny.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:06 pm**

88 wrote: Americans do not have the stomach for civil war.

Since when? Americans love to fight.

The People

There will be no such thing any longer.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:06 pm**

pfft. A few IEDs and some cell phones and you'll be running home to Mum. If half a dozen idiots can blow up New York, the well trained Canadian Army would take the place in six weeks.

Besides you buy all your energy from us.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:22 pm**

Dr_Phibes wrote:Can I have Buffalo then?

Depends.

What would you do with it?

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:31 pm**

have a Greatful Dead concert in Rich Stadium and punish them if they fuck up the turf. after that I'm not sure.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:54 pm**

Yep, I think I'd be willing to let Phibes be King of the World, at least for a month or so.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:05 pm**

That really happened, seriously. They lost their fucking minds, it was hysterical.

I'm trying to imagine a post-apocalyptic, Max Max scenario with thousands of tea-baggers and patriot guardsmen in thousands of dune buggies co-ordinating an assault on the prairie oilfields. Mind Derron's house though, it's booby-trapped.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:38 pm**

Dr_Phibes wrote:pfft. A few IEDs and some cell phones and you'll be running home to Mum. If half a dozen idiots can blow up New York, the well trained Canadian Army would take the place in six weeks.

Besides you buy all your energy from us.

There are 330 million Americans and at least that many guns among them. Your southern border would simply dissolve and your life would go on more or less undisturbed. It might be a little more crowded, though.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:46 pm**

Can we trade Buffalo for Vancouver, straight up?

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:53 pm**

War Wagon wrote:Can we trade Buffalo for Vancouver, straight up?

Well, I suppose we did swindle Manhattan for a handful of beads and a few poxy blankets. I guess it's worth a try.

Posted: **Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:56 pm**

We can continue to hold high the standard of righteousness and we can vote for candidates who best reflect our values. There are no perfect candidates, but we are a nation of laws so we must elect the best available lawmakers to govern us and hold them accountable.

This is spot on btw, and something Christians are quite committed too.

Must drive Jsc bonkers, knowing all these idiotic thumpers actually vote.

I voted in Missouri primaries today, gonna' boot that bitch McCaskill from the Senate in November guaranfuckingteed.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:07 am**

War Wagon wrote:Must drive Jsc bonkers, knowing all these idiotic thumpers actually vote.

Gaysc is also an idiot who "actually votes" so I suppose you cancel each other out.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:19 am**

I doubt Jsc can mobilize his ilk to trek to the polls as well as Christians can mobilize theirs and even if he could, most likely they wouldn't have a photo ID when they got there.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:21 am**

88 wrote:The truth is, that when this shitbox finally goes bankrupt, the haves will be just fine.

I guess. If you call bankrupt "just fine." You don't think the have-nots are going to be the ones going bankrupt, do you? They're already there.

I suppose 'the haves' could try eating their stock certificates and T bills but I don't think it would ever come to that. They will be gang raped, tortured, murdered and eaten (in no particular order) in their penthouse suites by hordes of feral nigggers and other urban trash long before they would ever starve.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:22 am**

War Wagon wrote:gonna' boot that bitch McCaskill from the Senate in November guaranfuckingteed.

why do you think McCaskill is a bitch?

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:34 am**

Bizzarofelice wrote:why do you think McCaskill is a bitch?

For starters, she's been the pointwhore for Obamacare.

Need I go further?

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:44 am**

War Wagon wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:why do you think McCaskill is a bitch?
For starters, she's been the pointwhore for Obamacare.

that means she disagrees with you on the affordable care act. not that she's a bitch.

one of her daughters is pretty attractive

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:15 am**

Dude.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:17 am**

tiny pic. i can see tits and little else.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:28 am**

I know, couldn't find a bigger one but use your imagination, bro.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:31 am**

aight then, that gal can filibuster me all night long.

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:06 am**

War Wagon wrote:aight then, that gal can filibuster me all night long.

You'd want her to hold out on you?

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:09 am**

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:aight then, that gal can filibuster me all night long.
You'd want her to hold out on you?

~crackle...tap, tap...~

"Attention...attention...another clean up on aisle five...."

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:16 am**

Filibuster (one word) is synonymous with stall. You do know what a filibuster is and does, right Van?

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:20 am**

Screw, yes, we know you'd shoot your load before even getting near the pussy. That's why you're known for jizzmopping.

Van, don't you have some strange to be chasing after?

Wait, before you do... I seem to recall a post from lovebuzz asking "doesn't everybody like Van"?

oddly enough, that post seems to have been deleted, can't imagine why. Pity, I was going to reply to it.

Point being, you scare off chicks with your creepazoid, stalker personna, not that this is any revelation to you either.

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