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Props to her for overcoming that.

But damn is there even one Olympic athlete that had a normal life? Just one that wnt be made into a freaking Lifetime movie?

Tethered spine........tethered spine..........

I'll get back to you.

I would be a great feature piece if I was in the Olympics. My story of overcoming a crippling lack of athletic ability would inspire dozens.

Rack RJack.

More remarkable than all that? As gorgeous as she is, she's also still a virgin.

No wonder her spine was tethered. So's her pussy.

Van wrote:More remarkable than all that? As gorgeous as she is, she's also still a virgin.

Was this covered in the NBC "Up Close and Personal" segment?

No idea. I haven't watched any of the Olympics since the first Phelps-Lochte race the day after the Opening Ceremonies. No matter, though, since she's made it well known that she's a virgin who's saving herself for marriage...

Lolo Jones: Staying A Virgin Is Harder Than Olympics Training

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/2 ... 39056.html

"It's just something, a gift I want to give my husband," Jones told Mary Carillo. "But please understand that this journey has been hard. There are virgins out there and I'm going to let them know, it's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. Harder than training for the Olympics. Harder than graduating from college."

Understandably, the girl seems obsessed with...hardness.

She already asked dude out.

The funny thing is there's a dating site that has put up a million-dollar reward to any girl who can prove Tebow is no longer a virgin.

She waits much longer it might be too late.

She might find it starts becoming less of a gift, more of a burden.

A blood-soaked bedsheet is a gift these days?

She's a hurdler. I'm thinking that ship sailed a long time ago.

Van wrote:She already asked dude out.

I don't think that's the case. I read (IIRC) in a Time article people have tried to set them up and she basically said she's not really interested in him.

She thinks her virginity is a gift. Yes, men are looking to marry women inexperienced in bed and OK with not having sex. Let me sign that contract, please....

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Van wrote:She already asked dude out.

I don't think that's the case. I read (IIRC) in a Time article people have tried to set them up and she basically said she's not really interested in him.

She thinks her virginity is a gift. Yes, men are looking to marry women inexperienced in bed and OK with not having sex. Let me sign that contract, please....

What do you care? You're a self-avowed misogynist.

Maybe she's hoping to land a Muslim...or Wags?

Van wrote:She's a hurdler. I'm thinking that ship sailed a long time ago.

So you're suggesting that she could damage her hymen by clearing hurdles? I'm really tempted to debate this point, but don't want to do anything to damage my standing as an amateur gynecologist.

Not so much by clearing them, no....

If you've read her story, Lolo was that fetus that should've been aborted, at least according to the abortionistas here.

Did her mother want to abort her?

What's that? No, she didn't?

Right. Then she shouldn't have been aborted. Pretty simple stuff.

War Wagon wrote:abortionistas

really?

Goober McTuber wrote: What do you care? You're a self-avowed misogynist.

I am? :?

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: What do you care? You're a self-avowed misogynist.

I am? :?

Yes.

Really? Feel free to link us up with specific examples or provide some facts and figures before your Metamucil expires, you octogenarian sack of shit.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Really? Feel free to link us up with specific examples or provide some facts and figures before your Metamucil expires, you octogenarian sack of shit.

Just based on what I've read over the years. I don't need a list of bradhusker links to know that he's queer as a three-dollar bill. I don't need to sift through shutyomouth's posts to know that he's a coprophagiac. I don't have to revisit Derron's posting history to surmise that he's a slack-jawed halfwit.

You hate women. They've obviously gotten over on you too many times. Doesn't mean you're gay.

Goober McTuber wrote:I don't need to sift through shutyomouth's posts to know that he's a coprophagiac

It's coprophiliac, idiot. And unlike yourself, I just don't bend over at a women's whim. Sorry you're a pussy-whipped, emasculated geriatric.

Screw_Michigan wrote:I just don't bend over at a women's whim.

Perhaps at a man's whim, then?

Look up coprophagiac, then become one.

Screw_Michigan wrote: And unlike yourself, I just don't bend over at a women's whim. Sorry you're heterosexul.

ftfy, nc.

Screw_Michigan wrote: And unlike yourself, I just don't bend over at a woman's whim, not unless her balls are hanging in my face. Sorry.

There ya go.

Eh, whatever. Sorry you guys think it is acceptable to be a pussy-whipped, emasculated bitch. I guess that's why you guys got married, you like women ordering you around.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Eh, whatever. Sorry you guys think it is acceptable to be a pussy-whipped, emasculated bitch.

You seem to be trying to equate that with marriage. Probably because that's what your serious relationships have looked like. Good luck. You're going to need it.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Sorry you guys think it is acceptable to be a pussy-whipped, emasculated bitch. I guess that's why you guys got married, you like women ordering you around.

It's safe to say Screw has fantasies of grudge fucking every chick he's ever met.

You know that chick in the laundry room bossed him around, and it rankles to this day.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Van wrote:She already asked dude out.

I don't think that's the case. I read (IIRC) in a Time article people have tried to set them up and she basically said she's not really interested in him.

He went to Florida. She went to LSU. It would never work out.

But if it did, and they had kids, those kids could take SECBSHing to a new level.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Van wrote:She already asked dude out.

I don't think that's the case. I read (IIRC) in a Time article people have tried to set them up and she basically said she's not really interested in him.

He went to Florida. She went to LSU. It would never work out.

Nonsense. She would just have to be on top.

Van wrote:You know that chick in the laundry room bossed him around, and it rankles to this day.

That incident did scar me. There's no doubt about that.

I thought you'd be scarred more by being surrounded by people whose job is to Sandusky the taxpayers, but that's just me.

R-Jack wrote:I thought you'd be scarred more by being surrounded by people whose job is to Sandusky the taxpayers, but that's just me.

It's why I don't live in the Hill neighborhood. To avoid the Hill types.