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You really haven't given us much to work with yet, todd. Get to drinkin' and pass out so you can finish this fukking thing. And I'd appreciate it if you could mix in a midget trannie and some sort of livestock. TIA.

Toddowen wrote:I know I probably shouldn't bring this up. The wise thing to do wouldn't be to start this type of thread.

Indeed. vvvvvvvvvvvvv

I dreamed that Americans mangled the traditional usage of the word "dreamt".

Toddowen wrote:
At least I've never dreamt of taking a dick in the ass or sucking some guys schlong off.

Why would you dream of something that's such an everyday, mundane occurrence in your normal waking life?

And why on earth could you see me wearing panties?

Never mind. I don't want to know.

I do.

and ps: i have some bizarre recurring dreams lately that i'd like to share and submit for analysis.

You're one of those chicks who always tunes in for "Serial Killers Week" on A&E, arentcha?

:P

no, sorry to disappoint. what's that got to do with you wearing panties anyway ?

Nothing, but it has everything to do with you wanting to delve into the mind of Toddowen.

For Toddowen, with love. And sprinkles.

Toddowen wrote:

Van wrote:And why on earth could you see me wearing panties?

Because it's been proven time and again on this board that you are an ardent arguer in the cause of sexual identity issues.

It has? Sexual identity issues?

Todd, what you do in the privacy of your bedroom is your business. But please stop flaunting and parading around your gayness. Now, somebody pass me a flavorless chicken sandwich. Thank you.

Todd, how exactly do you equate a women's desire to have the final say regarding her own body as a "sexual identity" issue? Are you under some weird (even for you) belief that these women are unsure of their sexuality and perhaps harbor thoughts that they're men trapped in female "vessels"?

:?

Anyway, Mgo or Smackie can correct me if I'm wrong here, but who came into Chat last week and immediately started rhapsodizing about his beloved memories of tripping the light fantastic at the Neverland Ranch—beloved memories which he wished to relive by hearing Sammy Davis, Jr's "Candy Man" again?

That's right, Oh Wearer of the Machine-Shopped Tiara, while everyone else was requesting things like Zeppelin, Gene Krupa, The Cult, etc., there you were, pummeling your aroused little bean to memories of the "Candy Man." You freaked out Smackie so badly that he actually point-blank denied your request on the grounds that it was simply too fucking gay, and Smackie basically never denies anyone's song requests.

You're also the guy who has a shrine to Judy Garland set up in your basement dungeon, where you sit in the dark and sob while watching ancient Busby Berkeley movies like a despondent old queen.

Now you're having dreams about wearing panties, and you're even extending them to fantasies whereby I join you in wearing panties?

And I'm the one with sexual identity issues?

Van wrote: You're also the guy who has a shrine to Judy Garland set up in your basement dungeon, where you sit in the dark and sob while watching ancient Busby Berkeley movies like a despondent old queen.

sweet trembling christ

X 1 000 000

Van wrote:
Now you're having dreams about wearing panties, and you're even extending them to fantasies whereby I join you in wearing panties?

Thanks, Van.
There aren't enough glass-laced Draino smoothies and Clorox eye-washes on the planet that will ever make me forget I just read what you typed there.
Thanks a lot.

Van ripped the cover off of that one.

Todd must have some razor sharp fingernails from all the scratching at the closet door he's done.

Dreams are goofy stories your brain makes up while you are in REM sleep.

Todd wrote:Van, you are the one who had a close friend admit to you that he had just "lost it", and that he was taking up residency as a shlong slurping highway bandit at a local highway rest area.

He must have felt he could confide in you, I would think. He must of felt that you would...understand.

Similar to the way you're admitting to the board that not only do you dream of wearing panties but that you also entertain waking fantasies of other dudes here wearing panties?

You mean like that?

Martyred wrote:

Van wrote: You're also the guy who has a shrine to Judy Garland set up in your basement dungeon, where you sit in the dark and sob while watching ancient Busby Berkeley movies like a despondent old queen.

sweet trembling christ

X 1 000 000

2th.

post of the week.

and i have absolutely no idea what a Busby Berkeley is.

smackaholic wrote:
and i have absolutely no idea what a Busby Berkeley is.

I'm sure Todd will explain it to you...right after he finishes dusting his Tallulah Bankhead porcelain figurines.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Van ripped the cover off of that one.

Van totally ripped the cover off but one "TODDlers and Tiaras" would have been sweet, for good measure and all.

Todd must have some razor sharp fingernails from all the scratching at the closet door he's done.

He trimmed them in chat last week. How could you forget ?

Clearly, Todd suffers from manticulitis: the inability to be the man!









(rack anybody who gets that)

What are these "dreams" you speak of?


Seriously, I don't know if I have ever had a dream. If I have I have zero memory of it when I wake up.

Toddowen wrote:WHAMMO!!!- I awoke with this strange white stuff in my briefs.

~swoon~

-Irie