T1B

From this moment forth, I shall no longer be "funny". I am entering a new phase and like the seasons, we all go through changes.
I will not be forthcoming with my usual comedic takes and I will be hanging up the crayons.

This may be hard for some of you to deal with, but I believe it is in my best interest to explore other, more banal avenues of online existence. It is a spiritual journey of sorts.

I'll of course entertain any queries about the weather, or celebrity deaths, etc...

You will enjoy the "new" Marty. A more vanilla Marty. Marty-Lite. Half-Caf Martyred. "Healthy Choices Menu" Marty.


Thank you.

:|

You win, Sam.




You win.




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88 wrote:

money-marty?

Shouldn't be much of a stetch.

Along the lines of Mikey's post...

Martyred wrote:From this moment forth, I shall no longer be "funny".

Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence.

Mikey wrote:Shouldn't be much of a stetch.

I would tell you to gargle a Toyota Tacoma full of dicks, but that would be the "old Marty" talking.

Be well my friend and enjoy the beautiful summer weather.

Moving Sale wrote:Along the lines of Mikey's post...

Martyred wrote:From this moment forth, I shall no longer be "funny".

Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence.

Oh, Moving Sale...your posts always brighten my day.

Martyred wrote:From this moment forth, I shall no longer be "funny". I am entering a new phase and like the seasons, we all go through changes.
I will not be forthcoming with my usual comedic takes and I will be hanging up the crayons.

This may be hard for some of you to deal with, but I believe it is in my best interest to explore other, more banal avenues of online existence. It is a spiritual journey of sorts.

You became a Christian.





Knew it.

poptart wrote:

Martyred wrote:From this moment forth, I shall...explore other, more banal avenues of online existence

You became a Christian.

Sounds about right.